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How to Catch Elephants

All you need is a blackboard, a piece of chalk, a mariner's telescope, a pair of tweezers, and an empty jampot.

You begin by writing 1 + 1 = 3 on the blackboard and set it up in a place rich in elephants, and hide yourself in a nearby tree.

Very soon an inquivitive little baby elephant will draw near to muse upon this remarkable statement, and by and by several of her elders will join her.

When there are enough of them, you just turn your telescope the wrong way around, so that the assembled elephants become quite small. Then you pick the small elephants up with your tweezers, one by one, and put them in the jampot.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

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― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

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― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cosmtools.com/images/tweezers-products1.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geldersefuchsia.info/Afb.algemeen%2012/L62-Grays%20fuchsia%20jampot%2015kB.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

= http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/baby-elephant.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

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― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worldlandtrust.org/images/places/india/kirsty-and-elephant.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ancientbattles.com/elephants/elephant_attack.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://4umi.com/kipling/junglebook/kipjung2.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mommabirdsnest.com/shop/images/Elephant1.Blanket.Fleece.Blue200.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

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― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://sa.rochester.edu/republicans/images/DavePascoe.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.10000wonderfulthings.org/gallery_framesets/hamster/pieces/elephant_gun.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cera.org/data/MemberPhotos2_attach/Thai-Elephant-Ride.gif

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/51/142238375_af38e8feeb_m.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

https://www.netcera.com/Secure/vision/images/A-B0048x.gif

^^^^ BUDDIES

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gssafaris.com/images/Elephant.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chifutisafaris.com/images/pictures/ELEPHANT-DAWS.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://southernsudan.prm.ox.ac.uk/images/midsize/2004.130.32792.1_O.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mnkites.org/pics/banquet/img_0007.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://a1.cpimg.com/image/A1/70/25771681-e258-02000180-.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.paradoxplace.com/Perspectives/Sicily%20&%20S%20Italy/Images/Sicily%20Misc/Ivory-Horn-BAR.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adventuresunlimited.info/Hunting_Safaris/elephant.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://roygbiv.semifat.net/images/vietnam/trash.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/rude_jokes/pictures/elephant.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/46/169757268_c365f6ff3f_m.jpg

gear knows this guy lol

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Funny_Owned_Pics/Elephants_Desire_Owned.jpg

That's a little tasteless...

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/jokebooks/jbj38.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://garnet.acns.fsu.edu/~bwc9865/funny/pink%20elephant%20on%20bed.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://special-passenger.freeonlinegames.com/images/4701.jpg

― CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

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