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Best way to celebrate the holidays?

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Why, start up a skeevy web company to try to sell crepey jesus dolls to suckers.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

"permanently attached diaper"

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

So as not to raise any inconvenient, irreverent questions.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'd rather just get drunk on the blood of christ

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

the baby jesus of course wearing both a plastic medical bracelet and a top featuring the torture device He will die upon 33 years later.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

That doll has a rather dusky skin tone and brown eyes! Clearly this is a False Christ.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)


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