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― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

we need a fresh start

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, I forgot I was Titsovich

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...), January 3rd, 2007 6:42 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

best come on of 2006 t/s: "I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas!" vs. "i would have sex with all this white girls"

don't forget to ban me here too, faggots.

-- like murderinging (mi...), January 4th, 2007 3:01 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

that is, that's a roffle because it's so pathetic. unlike this:

you can only follow "waterfalls of..." with pussy, duh!

xpost

but jesse is pretty cuet!

-- zombierza (melissais...), January 4th, 2007 3:00 AM. (tehresa) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

a pool of sluts.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

Indian. Everything Chinese tastes too...chinesey.

-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 3rd, 2007 8:41 PM.

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going back to the sandbox

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

it feels very much like the real thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

if there was interweb during wwII do you think anne frank would post here or on some other board? i don't think she'd fit in here

-- nazi bikini (caitx...), January 4th, 2007 10:32 AM. (harbl) (later)

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

BETTA DAN DA REAL TING

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Reading these Excelsior threads is exactly like watching a Japanese comedian when you don't speak Japanese.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...)

or watching a Japanese comedian when you speak Japanese, but the comedian is shit.

-- ken c (pykachu10...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

beating jeezy at a game he wasnt even bold enough to play
-- and what

and...

waterfalls of patrin
-- jaymc

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

nichole graham was a genius the best was when she said the movie 'saved' was an attempt to cash in on dawsons creek

-- and what (an...), Today 3:55 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

'twas!!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 3:56 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

1987 called, it wants its intifadah back.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 4th, 2007 11:23 PM. (hstencil) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

remember small wonder's friend "poontang"?
-- ‘•’u (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 5:07 PM. (gear) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://jj.am/gallery/d/29457-1/Batmanshower.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

is that rosie o'donnell?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

This was taking after the office christmas party! I am the one on the right. I look weird because I had taken a final at 9AM and gone straight to work afterwards.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:27 PM. (later) (link)

Answers
You look ADORABLE.
-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:50 PM. (later) (link)

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Adorable? Exquisite would more apt here, methinks. Cheeks of purest snow, eyes smoldering as if carved from rarest jade. Waterfalls of lyrical beauty.
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:56 PM. (later) (link)

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Jessie, all is forgiven!
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

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oh god.
-- ... (m@p) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

the whole first third of that thread makes me die a little.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh but it's funny

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

you created humour with your image! and you still look cute! win-win!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

what i just realized it's a false louis jagger. still funny, though.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude I find the one where (real) louis jagger talks about how evil I am to be even creepier!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

also p.s.: THANKS JOHN JUSTEN FOR DOING WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

link?

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON NUILX??

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

he's idealizing you as an evil anime badass femme : /

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

The ban was 1/2 by request, 1/2 because he ANNOYS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

you're welcome.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforget-1-1.jpg?t=1167950491

COURTESY GEAR

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Late nineties sometime: Talked to some go from Eastern Europe on ICQ. Thought it was kinda cool.

Now: Just watched a video of a camel drinking a beer on the Great Wall of China. Thoughts of ending it and total crushing despair. Am I really Time's 'Person Of The Year'?

-- S- (gen.nuisanc...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 7:24 PM. (sgh) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

One new meme vote for: "don't forget to ban me here too, faggots"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES I IS A FAGGOTS!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

jackass 2 cut scenes
http://www.flabber.nl/archief/018853.php

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck some Borat, I need to see that stat.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

my hot college-age cousin.

-- jaymc

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should be called lmaonnoise

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/4/3b49181a938cac3aa6c896404d2391d4.jpg

-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ!

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

hooooleeee shit

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i recently watched an incest porn clip where it was VERY apparent that the performers were actually siblings.

which is somewhat less creepy than inter-generational incest porn.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i think the variance in degrees of creepiness is somewhat small

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

was it gay incest porn? cause i know you like that gay shit

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok wait wtf

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, "somewhat less creepy" is splitting a very fine hairs.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

so are female twins some sort of exception to the incest rule? because that shit is all up in playboy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I really need to know what was meant by it being VERY apparent that they were related, unless Jessie OTM and we are just making silly noise about female twins squishing their boobies together.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to point out that I find female twins squishing their boobies together kind of gross too.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I was friends with these twin girls in high school. One time I saw one of them pop a zit on the other one's back. Now that shit was not hot.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

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he pulls a little plastic bag out from in between his leg and the couch and it turns into synthcoke.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

and then it turns back into the bag and he's got the synthcoke in its packaging in his other hand.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://nationwide.com/nw/featured-ads/index.htm?hpAdClick=teaser

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.putfile.com/blah-17

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 February 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.www.dailyfreepress.com/media/storage/paper87/news/2007/02/01/Opinion/Perspective.Adopting.The.Lifestyle.That.Is.Veganism-2691620.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailyfreepress.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com
^^^^ maybe not so funny if you actually don't find veganism absurd. I want to know what adjustments she is making to her clothing, makeup, etc.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Two held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/story.devices.ap.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

xpost

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

From another board, thread about how Jay-Z is paying 65,000/month for some apartment:

We see yr logic, yr pro-renter, therefore theres really no difference if you pay $1500/m or $65G's/m, it;s all the same if your filthy rich, Right ?????

Guess what, yr Homeboy JZ, success isn;t going to be longlived, at that rate, if your albums fail, and your investments tank, your back to driving a Chevy and paying $1500 a month for a basement apt.

Amazing so much blog time is given to this lowlife...

What a jERK....

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

D.O.A. is so terrible and so good
i watched half an hr last night and want to watch the rest now but no, it's def a late-night stoned thing - i would be cheating myself if i watched the rest now
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

"You there! Want a ride to **HELL**? NO! DON'T RUN WAY! DON'T RUN WAY! GET ON THE BIKE AND LET'S ALL GO TO **HELL**!!! TO ****HELLLLLLLLLLLL****HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

The bike has training wheels

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

christopher robin wore braces? was he a skin?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 1st, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), February 1st, 2007.

already better than the Ghost Rider movie!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that bones on bike thing is teh funny ++

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.streetsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12_11-17/product_placement.jpg

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

all fat people smell and are really mean to me so i really hate fat people. and they give me really mean looks what i ask for a smaller size that they are you fuckin mean asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- essence wilcox (essence_080...) (webmail), February 1st, 2007 6:37 PM.

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

courtesy jw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-IodLR1bA

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

"pardon my french"??! he said "stuff"

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

omg the pizza with bacon and mayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

lmayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I actually had to stop watching that

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

how could anyone look up to a father who was too cowardly and puss-whipped to slay bloodelves?
-- UART variations (jo...), February 1st, 2007 10:37 PM. (ex machina)

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Alex Macpherson
Date: Feb 1, 2007 1:29 PM
Subject: MODS
To: Matt DC, Steve M

Please delete all the posts made by someone who was clearly impersonating me four years ago in that awful Elbow thread.

Alex Macpherson

-- Matt DC (runmd...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

from jason gross' worst music writing of '06 on rockcritics.com:

Mickey Borchardt: "Sinking a Music Pirate" (L.A. Times, April 3, 2006)
This simpering piece of garbage could have been written by an RIAA operative: a college student busted for illegal downloading details how the FBI dragged him into court while concluding that "stealing of any kind is wrong." Wonder if this essay was part of his plea bargain? If so, they should throw the book at him, though they probably won't since he's acted like such a good little tool.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH MON

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

'could have been'

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ZING

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

XXPOST

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

plz 2 delete jon williams

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), February 2nd, 2007.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

someone ban my brother.

-- scott seward (skotro...)

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZ48fk5018

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

that is fucking awesome

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

all of a sudden i regret this thread a little

- L0uis Jagg3r

all of a sudden and just a little?

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), February 2nd, 2007 2:18 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

TMNT girl's brother seems remarkably nice about it all. I'd have disowned her long ago.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

hughtub (16 minutes ago)

Why do all of you criticize her? Are you Nazis or something? The Nazis didn't allow people like this nice lady to do their thing in life. You all are just intolerant Nazis....I...I can't explain it, but for some reason... I love this stupid turtle-obsessed bitch.

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this would be another thread by drug using Cambridge University student Louis Jagger.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2007 3:38 PM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://runningfromcamera.blogspot.com/

i wish i knew what this guy looked like from the front. i'd totally steal his camera.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

Louis Jagger isn't his real name, is it?!

-- toby (toby_insertmysurnameher...), February 3rd, 2007 12:49 AM.

It is! He's too hepped up on goofballs to come up with a pseudonym.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), February 3rd, 2007 12:51 AM.

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

feeling kind of bad for encouraging this but lol anyway

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

THE TRAVELOLING WILMAOBURYS

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

where is ian as lindsay weir jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i think the actual photo is RIP

if you can point me to a thread it's on, i might be able to find it

― jeff, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

remy might have it i think

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://rockanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/michelin-man-running-sticker-8cm-x-7cm.jpg

someone photoshop "fluxblog" onto him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/6/3/f63e6b27be38ff8a472007c18112c8c6.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

omg am0n tha gif king

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 January 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

Q. How do find Will Smith in the snow?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

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