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― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

we need a fresh start

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit, I forgot I was Titsovich

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...), January 3rd, 2007 6:42 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

best come on of 2006 t/s: "I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas!" vs. "i would have sex with all this white girls"

don't forget to ban me here too, faggots.

-- like murderinging (mi...), January 4th, 2007 3:01 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

that is, that's a roffle because it's so pathetic. unlike this:

you can only follow "waterfalls of..." with pussy, duh!

xpost

but jesse is pretty cuet!

-- zombierza (melissais...), January 4th, 2007 3:00 AM. (tehresa) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

a pool of sluts.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Indian. Everything Chinese tastes too...chinesey.

-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 3rd, 2007 8:41 PM.

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm going back to the sandbox

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

it feels very much like the real thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link

if there was interweb during wwII do you think anne frank would post here or on some other board? i don't think she'd fit in here

-- nazi bikini (caitx...), January 4th, 2007 10:32 AM. (harbl) (later)

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

BETTA DAN DA REAL TING

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Reading these Excelsior threads is exactly like watching a Japanese comedian when you don't speak Japanese.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...)

or watching a Japanese comedian when you speak Japanese, but the comedian is shit.

-- ken c (pykachu10...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

beating jeezy at a game he wasnt even bold enough to play
-- and what

and...

waterfalls of patrin
-- jaymc

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

nichole graham was a genius the best was when she said the movie 'saved' was an attempt to cash in on dawsons creek

-- and what (an...), Today 3:55 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

'twas!!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), Today 3:56 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

1987 called, it wants its intifadah back.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 4th, 2007 11:23 PM. (hstencil) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

remember small wonder's friend "poontang"?
-- ‘•’u (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 5:07 PM. (gear) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

http://jj.am/gallery/d/29457-1/Batmanshower.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

is that rosie o'donnell?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

This was taking after the office christmas party! I am the one on the right. I look weird because I had taken a final at 9AM and gone straight to work afterwards.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:27 PM. (later) (link)

Answers
You look ADORABLE.
-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:50 PM. (later) (link)

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Adorable? Exquisite would more apt here, methinks. Cheeks of purest snow, eyes smoldering as if carved from rarest jade. Waterfalls of lyrical beauty.
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:56 PM. (later) (link)

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Jessie, all is forgiven!
-- Little Lord Fauntleroy of NuILX (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

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oh god.
-- ... (m@p) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 6:57 PM. (later) (link)

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

the whole first third of that thread makes me die a little.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

oh but it's funny

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

you created humour with your image! and you still look cute! win-win!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link

what i just realized it's a false louis jagger. still funny, though.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

dude I find the one where (real) louis jagger talks about how evil I am to be even creepier!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

also p.s.: THANKS JOHN JUSTEN FOR DOING WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

link?

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON NUILX??

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

he's idealizing you as an evil anime badass femme : /

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The ban was 1/2 by request, 1/2 because he ANNOYS THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

you're welcome.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforget-1-1.jpg?t=1167950491

COURTESY GEAR

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Late nineties sometime: Talked to some go from Eastern Europe on ICQ. Thought it was kinda cool.

Now: Just watched a video of a camel drinking a beer on the Great Wall of China. Thoughts of ending it and total crushing despair. Am I really Time's 'Person Of The Year'?

-- S- (gen.nuisanc...) (webmail), January 4th, 2007 7:24 PM. (sgh) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahah

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

One new meme vote for: "don't forget to ban me here too, faggots"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

OH NOES I IS A FAGGOTS!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 5 January 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

jackass 2 cut scenes
http://www.flabber.nl/archief/018853.php

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck some Borat, I need to see that stat.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

my hot college-age cousin.

-- jaymc

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread should be called lmaonnoise

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/b/4/3b49181a938cac3aa6c896404d2391d4.jpg

-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ!

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

hooooleeee shit

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

otm

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, i recently watched an incest porn clip where it was VERY apparent that the performers were actually siblings.

which is somewhat less creepy than inter-generational incest porn.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the variance in degrees of creepiness is somewhat small

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

was it gay incest porn? cause i know you like that gay shit

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ok wait wtf

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, "somewhat less creepy" is splitting a very fine hairs.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

so are female twins some sort of exception to the incest rule? because that shit is all up in playboy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I really need to know what was meant by it being VERY apparent that they were related, unless Jessie OTM and we are just making silly noise about female twins squishing their boobies together.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I would like to point out that I find female twins squishing their boobies together kind of gross too.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I was friends with these twin girls in high school. One time I saw one of them pop a zit on the other one's back. Now that shit was not hot.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

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he pulls a little plastic bag out from in between his leg and the couch and it turns into synthcoke.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

and then it turns back into the bag and he's got the synthcoke in its packaging in his other hand.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6983938994236570211&q=Dead+or+Alive+duration%3Along&hl=en

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://nationwide.com/nw/featured-ads/index.htm?hpAdClick=teaser

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.putfile.com/blah-17

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 February 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.www.dailyfreepress.com/media/storage/paper87/news/2007/02/01/Opinion/Perspective.Adopting.The.Lifestyle.That.Is.Veganism-2691620.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailyfreepress.com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com
^^^^ maybe not so funny if you actually don't find veganism absurd. I want to know what adjustments she is making to her clothing, makeup, etc.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Two held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/story.devices.ap.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/01/boston.bombscare/index.html

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

xpost

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

From another board, thread about how Jay-Z is paying 65,000/month for some apartment:

We see yr logic, yr pro-renter, therefore theres really no difference if you pay $1500/m or $65G's/m, it;s all the same if your filthy rich, Right ?????

Guess what, yr Homeboy JZ, success isn;t going to be longlived, at that rate, if your albums fail, and your investments tank, your back to driving a Chevy and paying $1500 a month for a basement apt.

Amazing so much blog time is given to this lowlife...

What a jERK....

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

D.O.A. is so terrible and so good
i watched half an hr last night and want to watch the rest now but no, it's def a late-night stoned thing - i would be cheating myself if i watched the rest now
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

"You there! Want a ride to **HELL**? NO! DON'T RUN WAY! DON'T RUN WAY! GET ON THE BIKE AND LET'S ALL GO TO **HELL**!!! TO ****HELLLLLLLLLLLL****HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The bike has training wheels

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

christopher robin wore braces? was he a skin?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 1st, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI

WAHTC OUT!

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), February 1st, 2007.

already better than the Ghost Rider movie!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that bones on bike thing is teh funny ++

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.streetsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12_11-17/product_placement.jpg

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

all fat people smell and are really mean to me so i really hate fat people. and they give me really mean looks what i ask for a smaller size that they are you fuckin mean asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- essence wilcox (essence_080...) (webmail), February 1st, 2007 6:37 PM.

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

courtesy jw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i-IodLR1bA

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"pardon my french"??! he said "stuff"

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the pizza with bacon and mayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

lmayo

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually had to stop watching that

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

how could anyone look up to a father who was too cowardly and puss-whipped to slay bloodelves?
-- UART variations (jo...), February 1st, 2007 10:37 PM. (ex machina)

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Alex Macpherson
Date: Feb 1, 2007 1:29 PM
Subject: MODS
To: Matt DC, Steve M

Please delete all the posts made by someone who was clearly impersonating me four years ago in that awful Elbow thread.

Alex Macpherson

-- Matt DC (runmd...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

from jason gross' worst music writing of '06 on rockcritics.com:

Mickey Borchardt: "Sinking a Music Pirate" (L.A. Times, April 3, 2006)
This simpering piece of garbage could have been written by an RIAA operative: a college student busted for illegal downloading details how the FBI dragged him into court while concluding that "stealing of any kind is wrong." Wonder if this essay was part of his plea bargain? If so, they should throw the book at him, though they probably won't since he's acted like such a good little tool.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MON

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

'could have been'

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ZING

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

XXPOST

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

plz 2 delete jon williams

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...), February 2nd, 2007.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

someone ban my brother.

-- scott seward (skotro...)

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZ48fk5018

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that is fucking awesome

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

all of a sudden i regret this thread a little

- L0uis Jagg3r

all of a sudden and just a little?

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), February 2nd, 2007 2:18 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

TMNT girl's brother seems remarkably nice about it all. I'd have disowned her long ago.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hughtub (16 minutes ago)

Why do all of you criticize her? Are you Nazis or something? The Nazis didn't allow people like this nice lady to do their thing in life. You all are just intolerant Nazis....I...I can't explain it, but for some reason... I love this stupid turtle-obsessed bitch.

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought this would be another thread by drug using Cambridge University student Louis Jagger.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2007 3:38 PM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://runningfromcamera.blogspot.com/

i wish i knew what this guy looked like from the front. i'd totally steal his camera.

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis Jagger isn't his real name, is it?!

-- toby (toby_insertmysurnameher...), February 3rd, 2007 12:49 AM.

It is! He's too hepped up on goofballs to come up with a pseudonym.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), February 3rd, 2007 12:51 AM.

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

feeling kind of bad for encouraging this but lol anyway

― deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THE TRAVELOLING WILMAOBURYS

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

where is ian as lindsay weir jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the actual photo is RIP

if you can point me to a thread it's on, i might be able to find it

― jeff, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

remy might have it i think

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://rockanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/michelin-man-running-sticker-8cm-x-7cm.jpg

someone photoshop "fluxblog" onto him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/6/3/f63e6b27be38ff8a472007c18112c8c6.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

omg am0n tha gif king

― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 January 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Q. How do find Will Smith in the snow?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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