STUFF I HATE

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1. Donnie Darko. FUCK THAT MOVIE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i never really believed the hype there

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think I actually hate obsessive Donnie Darko fans more than the actual movie.

2. THE FACT THAT I AM NOT TAKING A NAP.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/bubble_boy/_group_photos/danny_trejo7.jpg

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

3. cockwaving furry wallpaper on hi dare thread, thnx jerks

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I actually think it is kind of hilarious.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

4. LACK OF BITTERNESS ON NOIZE BOARD. WHY ARE WE PLAYING NICE???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

5. LOWER CASE LETTERS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

I ACTUALLY THINK DONNIE DARKO IS A GOOD MOVIE SO THERE

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

that Bubble Boy movie is pretty fuckin hilarious, guys.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I was wondering why the biker was in a hamster wheel

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Funny like The Toy or funny like Schindler's List?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

6. listening to people talk on the phone.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

funny funny

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

7. When there is no coffee.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ally OTM, Bubble Boy is killer.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I love the Hindu ice cream truck guy.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

100% genuinely funny funny, I will go on record as saying it might very well be the best thing Jakey has ever done so far, depending on my mood.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

i have never seen Donnie Darko. whenever i tell people this, they're all, "you should see it, everyone has." and then i tell them that i've never seen the Lion King, and they sort of look at me like i was raised in a barn.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

8. People reviving the "Arrested Development NOT DEAD" thread and getting my hopes up.

other people can post what they hate too. I am trying to get a good collective feeling of righteous anger going.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

9. My mother-in-law's utter cockfarmer of a boyfriend.

― Boom Dershowitz (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

10. freakish levels of exhaustion.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

11. arrested development

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Even though I think you are crazy, I will promote tolerance of each other's hatreds, and not yell at you for #11.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

thanks! i don't hate you jessie, for sure. you've got nice... arms...

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

friendship in hate!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

saw a great episode of arrested development the other night where the father is using a surrogate (played by "super dave" osbourne) with a video camera on his forehead to interact and communicate from his room

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

you haters are insane

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

MODREQ: BAN LOUIS JAGGER FROM THIS THREAD PLZ.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

12. the angelina jolie thread is kind of boring, guys. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

ILE IS BACK

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

i was talking to the AD haters, keep yr hair on

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

that's not a hate, that's an explanation of 12
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

13. why is louis jagger posting on noise board.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

"louis jagger" could be replaced with other names of yr choice.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

why isnt he banned

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

14. My boss' dog keeps coming up beside me and farting.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

15. MY JOB

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

16. MY JOB

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

17. BALTIMORE
18. THE IDEA OF THE "LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP"

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

17 + 18 = move?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

19. UTF-8; LANGUAGE ENCODING; HTML CHARACTER ENTITIES; ETCCCCC

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

i promised myself a long time ago i would never (ever) move anywhere specifically for a girl again (unless there was a job waiting for me). nonetheless, i do plan on moving as soon as my lease is up.

20. WHICH ISN'T UNTIL JULY WTF

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux
moving for money = rox

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

21. when other people's poop is in the toilet

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux

...

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

keep torturing yourself, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

21. cosigned by theresa (sorry, girl)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

ewww.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux
girl moving for you = ???

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

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80. law school people

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

81. when i leave my adapter at home

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are crazy, that puritan blister column is great

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

82. people adapters

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol toothpaste on clothes, could be waaaaaaaaay worse

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

could be pizza sauce

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

81, cosigned by cat

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

83. Anglophiles

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

84. 12 year olds.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i love popcorn.mid

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

85. Acronyms

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

ugh hyperbole is the WORST.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

"OMG THIS IS THE BEST PEAR EVER. LET'S JUST BURN DOWN ALL THE PEAR TREES IN EXISTENCE, AND FORBID THEIR CULTIVATION. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS PEAR."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

now i want some pears.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes it's not hyperbole though. Sometimes that pear really is that fucking good.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

If it's not hyperbole, I don't have a problem with it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

JUDGEMENT CALL

15 YARD PENALTY

LOSS OF DOWN

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

87. This chair I am sitting in. Very uncomfy. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

88. co-worker who is weirdly giddy and gossipy about deaths in her family

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

cut her some slack gear, we all deal with family deaths in our own way. for instance, when my folks passed i immediately hired a lawyer and called a bail bondsman.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

89. Idiots that create DBs w/out inserting an ID field to be used as the primary key - no, make the primary key four of the eight fucking fields in the table, you dumb turds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

okay, now THAT is a really specific hate. it even makes ME mad, and i have no idea what yer talking about.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

90. Upping 89: Idiots who give you two totally unrelated sets of data and imagine that a database will somehow "make them go together." No primary key, no fields in common. Nothing. Just make it work.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

You want specific?

91. Dumbshit new employees / interns that A) are totally unresponsive or oblivious to your requests, B) insist that "everything is fine" w/ what they sent you, when LO AND BEHOLD it ain't, and C) e-mails you (& his boss, and the guy that you report to) incessantly to ask why the shit he wants done isn't done, making it look like IT'S YOUR FAULT shit's being held up when I specifically said "I'll let you know when I fixed your fucking mistakes & it's done, you braindead turd." Just fuck off to your Six Sigma meeting & stick a copy of WHO STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE up your ass, martard.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I wish Ween had written that book.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i hate those martards. i wanna stick a six sigma up where the sun don't shine! hahaha, i love your weird world.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Dave do you work for GI Joe?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

92. so fucking tired of the mucus that has taken residence in my throat! i have a feeling a good bite into a habanero will be >>>>> than the past few days of cough syrup.

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

popcorn.mid is rocking my world this morning

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'd settle working for Zartan, @ this point, BECAUSE:

91a.

David,

We need to get together and discuss the issues. Let me know of the earliest time I can meet with you.

Thanks,

STUPID FUCKING MORON

I am totally going to take a crap in my boxers, and drape them over this dude's chair after pissing on his keyboard.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

And if that dude actually included the "crap my boxers" sentence in his e-mail, my estimation of his stupid ass would quintuple, even tho that's impossible, since anything times zero equals GET A FUCKING CLUE.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

popcorn.mid is rocking my world this morning

my headphones are on my desk so i could barely hear it, but instead i thought it was someone's ringtone on my floor. i walked around wondering who'd be so cool. unfortunately, no one :(

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Kinda made my day, too.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

93. deal or no deal. seriously. are you a bunch of brainlesscockfarts?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg i want a popcorn.mid ringtone! when i get a less primitive phone

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

94. staying in out of politeness when you'd rather be out there KICKING ASS

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

this is related to being hosted by ppl, who are kindly looking after yr needs re: food and shelter

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

95. being banned on noize bored by jon?

10:46 PM, 11 Jan 07 locked user hstencil by roc u like a § (unban me on aim jackass)

wizardishungry is not blocked by ichat on my work computer, nor on aim at home. i don't get it?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

89. Idiots that create DBs w/out inserting an ID field to be used as the primary key - no, make the primary key four of the eight fucking fields in the table, you dumb turds.

yea, my ORM doesn't even let you use stuff that does that

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

96. siblings that judge yr adult behavior based entirely on one incident. hi dere, we haven't lived together or even near each other for EIGHT YEARS.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

96 otm! even if you live with one of your siblings as an adult, this keeps happening.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

i judge my sister's adult behavior on two incidents, not just one. am i in the clear?

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

96. siblings that judge yr adult behavior based entirely on one incident. hi dere, we haven't lived together or even near each other for EIGHT YEARS.

My parents still teach at a high school I attended. I went back there once to pick-up something, and my old coach was hanging out in the hallway. "So, you still making fake announcements?" he asked, referring to a prank I pulled back in the day.

"No, Coach. I graduated high school fifteen years ago."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

i judge my sister's adult behavior on two incidents, not just one. am i in the clear?
-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 11th, 2007. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

kinda depends on what the incidents were, and how long ago.

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

97. THIS FUCKING PAPER FUCK

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

kinda depends on what the incidents were, and how long ago.

-- zombierza (melissais...), January 12th, 2007 1:32 AM. (tehresa) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

quiet you.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

98. being stuck late at work waiting for reports to run that my boss absolutely MUST have before the long weekend.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

99. ted nugent

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

100. people with the same first name as me
101. other people's birthdays
102. people with the same birthday as me
103. other humans

― tears (blood bitch), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

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