o man this old cosby besweatered dude just had "let's get it on" as his ringtone

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he looked sheepish but i wanted to high five him.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

did you spit out your coffee and wipe tears from your eyes

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

burn

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

lololol

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

i went to a wedding reception where the bride danced to that song with her old old old grandpa. it was very terrible and very hilarious.

― lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

we are all sensual people

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

right as Children Of Men was starting in a packed theatre, someone sitting in the middle's phone went off and thier ringer was mix a lot going "I LIKE - BIG - BUTTS".

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i was waiting on a woman at work and her phone started playing "I'm In Luv Wit A Strippa." In what context are these ringontes ever a good idea?

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I've got Sexual Healing. It's a good idea.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

mine is "Rubberband Banks" because i like the 'boing yoing yoing yoing' thing

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

when i was a kid i thought the lyrics went "don't care how you're feeling, i need sexual healing"

― database update failed (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is still 'be easy'

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I leave mine on vibrate all the time (even when its not in my pocket it buzzes pretty damn loudly on a table) so I haven't bothered getting one.

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is from arnold schwarzenegger's exercise lp.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

it's him chanting "1...2...3...now lift...now stretch" over "it's raining men."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'll probably just get "I Just Called To Say I Love You" or Stevie Nicks' "Talk To Me" someday.

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

the best are the ones that verizon or sony have specially recorded from today's hottest stars like anthony hamilton singing things like "anthony...pick up your phooooooone."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

SOLD

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is polyphonic "Who Let The Dogs Out"

― database update failed (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

sadly, much like novelty liscense plates as a kid, there are no "jess" ones

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Bort...pick up your phoooone"

― Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"No, my son is also named Bort"

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha xp

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

kudos

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is from arnold schwarzenegger's exercise lp.

MINE WAS ALSO FROM THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

mine is "bela lugosi's dead"

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

My ringtones are "I Wanna Be Sedated" and "Guns of Brixton"

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

incoming calls: thriller
incoming text: theme from law & order
voicemail alert: twisted nerve

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

theme from law & order

PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO ACCQUIRE

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i think it was on the yamaha ringtones thing? maybe modtones? i don't remember, i haven't been able to download anything to my phone for a year+

i would have preferred the "DUN DUN" law & order sfx, really

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

i miss my "don't fear the reaper" real tone.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

i can't download ringtones but i just realized i can record it. maybe a little wire ending credits theme?

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'd go with the Steve Earle song from the end of S2

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

my sister got my mom a new cell for christmas and i tried (with no success) to program laffy taffy into the midi on christmas morning.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

My cellphone is too old and cheap for ringtones. I really need to replace it so I can finally have "The Final Countdown" as my ringtone.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Mine just goes doodleoodledoo. Fucking ringtones.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Mine's also on vibrate all the time. I'm too embarrassed for my pocket to suddenly be blasting Ying-Yang Twins in the office or on a crowded train.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh c'mon

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

how to get minimal house ringtone

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

make it yourself

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

how hard can it be to make a sleeparchive ringtone

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

i have gang starr mass appeal midi but I usually leave it on vibrate

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

my ringtone is still 'be easy'

-- and what (an...), January 9th, 2007 6:15 PM. (ooo) (later)

omg WANT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

You don't want your mother to grieve

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

depends on your phone and your carrier but this:

http://www.funformobile.com/pages/ringtone/uploadRingtone.php

can put any shitty little mp3 into your phone.

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've got "spoilt victorian child" set whenever my dad calls me.

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

am i gonna get signed up for tons of spam and crap if i put my phone number in that funformobile.com thing?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i want the Jean Luc Picard song

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't ever recieved a thing. on my phone, anyway. i get shloads of junk mail already

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

My mom's ringtone is "Rock Lobster".

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

LIPPS - FUNKYTOWN would be a great midi ringtone circa 2002.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

that thing didn'twork for me--what does it do exactly?

i have a feeling i shouldn't have put my # in

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

it attaches the mp3 to a text message and sends it to your phone number. technically i think it's a picture msg, so you have to know the data limits for those both of your carrier and your phone, and crop/de-res your mp3 clips so they're small enough. IF your phone plays mp3s and IF it allows you to save items out of msgs, then you can use it as a ringtone. other kinds of audio file might work, but my phone (verizon motorola e815) does all this fine.

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

mine is a ringing sound.

I wish it was the "my teeth are bleeding" one from davidlynch.net tho :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

you guys. and yr phones.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

why to lock

― why to hate the hoos (hoosteen wants to hug you), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

i have emails in every isp bitches you canna catch them all and i am bored at work hahaHA!

― why to hate the hoos (hoosteen wants to hug you), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

but seriously, i am on vibrate all day/night. except for right after jb's death, when i ordered a jb ringtone that i've never used.

― why to hate the hoos (hoosteen wants to hug you), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

rrrrobyn do you still not have a phone?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

mine is "Cars" by G. Numan.

HOW DO I GET BELA LUGOSI

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really need one yet
one day
and my ring tone will always be ridiculous

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

I had the sweetest 'back in black' ringtone on the old phone, but it's long gone. it just makes some stupid sony-ericsson generic burble now.

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO I GET BELA LUGOSI

haha it was in verizon's ringtone "store" thingy!

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

My ringtone is now yakety sax.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

ringtones = gay

except for "yakety sax" which is always super-roffly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

it went off in the coffee shop this morning and i had intense urge to start chasing people around at double-speed

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

i have to resist the urge to rapidly slap little bald men on the head whenever i see them due to overexposure to benny hill at an early age.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i just have some standard phone ringtone but every time it goes off my dad is like 'man, your rigntones are so much better than mine! where did you get theM!?!?'

anyway. good cell phone story:

walk on to train the other day and this dude appears to be having a really animated conversation on a cell phone and i wonder how he is getting reception. turns out to be a LIGHTER that he's talking to, but he really made it sound like someone was responding and saying things to him, and then suddenly he's like 'hold on' and switches to another 'call' and is like 'hay b was up?' and talks to him for a while and then just started rapping. it was... amazing. also, he smelled kinda funny.

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

that's funny for maybe 3 seconds. any more and you're obviously crazy

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

it was only 4 stops. i don't know if i could have taken more.

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

My shitty phone, despite the fact that it's advertised as having "polyphonic ringtones", has only one and you can't add any more.

It's REM's Losing My Religion. It also is looped in the most awkward way.

Never buy a 'Sagem' brand.

― S- (sgh), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

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