Tonight my soul will be ripped from my body.

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My ladyfriends younger brother is going to school me on black metal via his vast collection and many, many canned beers.

YAAAARGGHHH!

Reports of my experience will follow.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 12 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pistolwhippinike.net/images/jager.bmp

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=26983

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

OSSUM

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

DISSECTION - REBIRTH OF DISSECTION DVD, you are awesome.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

Emperor - Anthems to the Welkins at Dusk
Agalloch - Ashes Against The Grain
Arcturus
Mayhem DVD

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

don't forget Byzantum!

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

Enslaved - Isa

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

shouldn't you be snorting crystal?

canned beers sounds pretty frickin' emo to me.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

We are also drinking homemade Slivovitz that my roommate brought back from the Czech Republic (120 proof). Now we are taking a Children of Bodom powermetal break.

Also, the day that Black Label becomes emo, I'm slitting my own throat.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

Borknagar - Epic

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

Hm, my brother loves Children of Bodom. I have always found that highly questionable.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

i was just kidding, well, obviously.

out here in pdx all the kids drink the pabst in the cans so that was the first thing that popped in my head.

have fun and hail satan and shit!!!

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

Children of Bodom keyboard player is RIDICULOUS.

Mr. McGonigal, we are now drinking smuggled czech absinthe, so we night as well be ingesting DRUGZ.

tonight may end in tears. OF HALLUCINOGENIC JOY.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

It looks like scope, and tastes like death. METAL DEATH!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

Old Man's Child - The Pagan Prosperity

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna try absinthe

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

check out Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger if possible. best black metal album ever!

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

Therion - Lepaca Kliffoth

Darkthrone isn't with him, which he apologizes for.

Thoughts on Marduk?

BTW, this is awesome. Absinthe is...interesting. We're doing shots of it, which seems ill-advised.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

Panzer Division Marduk's pretty good. that's the only Marduk i own, though.

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

shots of absinthe? i'd stop now.

i used to make it, back when i used to drink, and i felt it was basically to alcohol as good hash is to decent pot, except i remember reaching a point several times with it where we drank so much and we like couldn't move anymore. maybe it was just us, and maybe we were making it too strong (vodka + wormwood) but that stuff can hit pretty hard... just saying.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

Panzer Division is on deck.

First though, Ihsahn - The Adversary.

xpost: No worries, we've abandoned the absinthe, and moved back to the black label.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

Absinthe, you make typing difficult. Huh.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

Alcohol+wormwood=absinthe...not.
That's like saying everclear+grape juice=wine.

Absinthe is just strong booze with a drug that makes your cognative mind continue working while the rest of you becomes incredibly wasted.
"Wow, i just had an idea. I should express it in words:" out comes "Dude..ah---ahjustadnaidea.." Then you try to walk towards them and fall on your face while thinking "Wow, my legs did not do wnat I asked them. Why can't I get my arms to lift me from this flithy floor?"

I'd punch a stranger for some of that right now.
And i do mean RIGHT NOW.
Thus....fuck.

― Geza biers has perfect packwards bompatability (The GZeus), Saturday, 13 January 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

ummm, we made absinthe using those two things. that's how you make it.

bsinthe Recipes
How To Make Absinthe

One ounce dried chopped wormwood
One tablespoon angelica root
One teaspoon hyssop
One half teaspoon coriander seeds
One quarter teaspoon caraway seeds
One pinch cardomon pods
One pinch fennel or anise seeds
One liter vodka

You would need a still and knowledge of how to blend the ingredients properly to produce real absinthe. This will give you an idea of what the effects of thujone and alcohol feel like, but the result is not genuine absinthe.

In a glass container add the wormwood to the vodka. Set aside in the dark for ten days. For extra-powerful absinthe, use Everclear or 151 rum instead of vodka. This will give you a green-colored tincture (the green comes from the chlorophyll, and does not indicate the presence of the active ingredient, thujone).

100 proof vodka works good. too. Then strain out the wormwood and add all the remaining herbs and spices. Wait four more days, then strain these out and serve. Best when drank straight in short shots with water chasers. If trying Everclear (actually not recommended), dribble a little in a tall glass with ice and sour mix or cranberry juice.

― Michael J McGonigal (mike mcgonigal), Saturday, 13 January 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

Uh... hope everyone survived this experience. It sounds keeeerazy!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 13 January 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

absinthe got me kicked out of a bar in Glasgow once

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

BORKNAGER ARENT BLACK METAL...ITS LIKE PROG PEPPERED WITH COMPLETE SILLYNESS!

NO MERCYFUL FATE? CRADDLE OF FILTH?

!DARKTHORNE! LATEBLOOMER OTM
EMPEROR - PROMETHEUS
FUNERAL MIST - SALVATION IS AWESOME!
AND ANY LEVITHAN!!

ABSINTHE = SO GROSS SO LATERED!

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

"ladyfriend"

lol @ noize debut of my dad's lingo

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 13 January 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Well, this is an interesting hangover.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

ruhroh

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Looks like today my stomach will be ripped from my body.

Good thing I'm at WORK. Next kid who plays an out of tune geetar solo gets the eye-jammie.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

what is your shop again?

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

absinthe is shit. LITERALLY THE WORST TASTE YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE, and just gets you wasted faster than vodka. Drink everclear.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Eclipse Music.

I am now enjoying the clammy "my skin is too loose" feeling. 5 HOURS TO GO until I can go home and die.

By the time I was drinking teh absinthe, the Slivovitz had already eradicated my taste buds.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Well, Borknagar is silly as hell, but to say there's NO black metal in it is kinda silly as well.
Mercyful Fate is to Black metal as The Stooges are to punk rock.

To go on as say Cradle of Filth should be there is very surprising. Nothing I've heard from them has sounded like anything but piles of tracks of random guitar sounds with the vocals 3X the volume of anything else on the record.
I'd sooner listen to Dimmu Borgir.

― Geza biers has perfect packwards bompatability (The GZeus), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, Dimmu Borgir is definitely the better "poser black metal" choice

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, i drank some wormwood about a month ago and got fucked up beyond belief.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

My housemate is a font of knowledge on the subject also.

- Fleurity
- Necrovore
- Upsidedown Cross

There are more, he made me a list it's at home!

― S- (sgh), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

the last time ddb drank absinthe he was ranting about pearl jam WHICH HE DOES NOT REMEMBER.

― asked my baby for a nickel she gave me a 2 dollar whore (Carey), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

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