Best tools for beating someone to the brink of death

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My vote is for an ~2'x1" drill bit.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

we don't approve of senseless violence.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

But what if it's completely justified?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

No.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, unless it's in self-defense or defense of one's immediate family.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

Well, if someone was threatening to hurt you/your family, what would you choose to beat them to the brink of death with?
Remember, they're filled with meth and cocaine(canned) so you NEED to beat then to the brink of death.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gustoria.com/images/items/FinocchionaCintaG.jpg

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

i beat fools down with my big salami

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

i would suggest a wooden baseball bat.
advantage: easily destroyed in fireplace.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

Frozen leg of lamb. Afterwards, cook and serve to investigating officers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

victim's own arm. later testify that you "told him to stop hitting himself, but he just wouldn't listen".

― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Monday, 15 January 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

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― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

if it's someone you want to humiliate, by croc

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

this thread sucks

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

delete

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

Poe baby.
Ah votes yoh ahm intos threads.

― Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, Smackababy with a Grampas Guitars (The GZeus), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

If someone's already at the brink of death, it's pretty hard to try to catch up and beat them to it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/dnttreadonme900/homer.jpg

― SÆbästìên (immortalist), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

conversations about "networking"

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Punk rock thread.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/clt/262852792.html

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

louis jagger's virginity

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

copy of Atlas Shrugged.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 15 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

Remember, they're filled with meth and cocaine(canned) so you NEED to beat then to the brink of death.

― cowabunga makoto (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

classic gzeus thread.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

also "Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado" is some next-level back-to-the-future whiney screenname game

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Large icicle

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

The butt of a gun.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

ILX

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

sarcastic zings

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

As opposed to perfectly sincere zings?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

touche

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Metaphor

― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:28 (four years ago)

Metaphive

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 January 2021 22:16 (four years ago)

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