THREE IN A CLIT IS THE TRICK

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

I just got an unsolicited email from this dude, looking to start up an apparel company, starting like this:

"First off, Im very glad that you never went out of business."

Fuck you, dude!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

a hand in the clit is worth two in the bush

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

The anatomical ramifications of being "in" a clit are kind of...worrisome.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

"kind of"???????

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh well, you know, this is the noize bored -- sometimes anything goes.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I could be wrong but I don't think anything goes in in a clit.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe sometimes jewelry.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

blood and sundry bodily tissues?

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe a pony, at a stretch.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

that would be a stretch

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/335988311_7f7563e961.jpg?v=0

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

hood rich

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

a picture really does tell a thousand sips

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

that's the kinda photo you just sit on, waiting for the right moment

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Gross, Budweiser.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Step off, fancy boy.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

wait, laurel...is that...

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

...hard to drink without a crazy straw?

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

In that hat? Don't insult me. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i'm deeply afraid that the damp cooter spot is NOT spilled beer.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

cooter = kudos

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

as cutty would likely point out for you, that is because i am a fag and fear vagina.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

You are a fear vagina? HARDCORE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

not a dry seat in the house

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

xpost lol

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

no, i only point it out when you watch gay incest porn

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

and when you join acapella groups

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

whatever u say, mr. ladyjeans

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG PRINCE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ecomallbiz.com/iwmhost2/nss-folder/scrapbook/LoveisBW8.jpg

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i do wear lady jeans!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i know!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

no shame

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

ran into cutty for the first time in ages today -- looking SHARP!

-- roc u like a § (jo...), January 18th, 2007 6:27 PM. (ex machina) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

if you got it, dude...! whatever. i will admit i took serious umbrage at being called a gay stereotype, tho! i don't want to be all cunty at you. just a bit of fun.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

just be original, like the guy i worked with who was in a gay volleyball league

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i wanted to make a documentary about it

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i kinda have a married boyfriend, and i have fucked his wife, does that help? tmi lolz

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

does he know? if not, i am in awe.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

there is one already! (they fly jets in it too)

uh xpost

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

well this thread got sexy in a hurry

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

What'dya want, it's Friday.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

he knows, it was more like "fuck my wife please then c on my f" sorta thing :/

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

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― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

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― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

OK ENOUGH

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha sorry

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

mark is married? i didn't know that.

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

:-x

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

m@p = 9ytl1k?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

do keep up

― m@p (plosive), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

c on my f?

― attack all monsters (skowly), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT NEVERMIND

― attack all monsters (skowly), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

GOT IT

― attack all monsters (skowly), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

GAWD

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

thread that keeps on giving

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i spent a few seconds trying to figure that one out two. then it hit me. in the f.

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

out, too*

wtf is WRONG WITH ME GAH

― feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

i hope he actually said "fuck my wife please [so polite!] and then see on my eff"

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha, i'm @ his haus now -- i don't know how he'd feel about this being posted on ilx! anyway, no sexing tonight, just poker & ffXII.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

also:

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/t/thelastdragon/poster.jpg

pretty sure we'll get drunk & watch this blaxploitation kung fu pic (featuring Vanity?!)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

"this blaxploitation kung fu pic"?

you mean you've never seen it?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

for shame

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

no! i am excited to see it but not yet drunk enough

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i agree, flawless

kiss my converse

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

"no sexing tonight, just poke her and f on my fxii"

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 20 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok that movie was truly amazing

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

you got the glow

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

bruce leroy!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 20 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit, we just talked about this @ work!

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 21 January 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

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