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note to self: stop watching late-nite reruns of jackass / wildboyz on mtv2. chris pontius!??!?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

john mayer is a gay??? oh nooooooo :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

is chris pontius really a gay??

― attack all monsters (skowly), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

I WISH!

http://pontius.fanlounge.org/gallery/albums/premieres/withoutapaddle/022.jpg

awwww i want one.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah he is kind of a babe.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, bulging arms are kind of ew.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah okay I didn't notice that the first time around, I was distracted by BELLY + scruff.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

he is a wicked babe. yes. but gay shame! because all jackass is all dumb str8 bros acting gay! they got me right in the demographic! oww

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

“We shot one of the guys on the show, Chris Pontius, for Playgirl. We did a whole photo shoot with him and he took a little Viagara that day so he would look a little proper on camera. [...] but he finished the shoot by lying on a lawn chair and “finishing himself off” in front of seven men. And I was just wishing I was somewhere else that day. And he tried to chase everyone and give them hugs afterwards. It was the low point of Jackass.”

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not positive, but i think i may have the copy of Big Brother where there's a shot of a not yet 18 Pontius naked.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAI. i'd rather just send you the magazine (if i ever do find it).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha, yeah i was joking. mostly.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.treasureislandvideo.com/bloggo/lollapalooza.jpg

lollapalooza, dude!!!!! whoooooo!! aulghaluhgaluhgaulhg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

notice that he has a beer.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://g0ys.org/

The Real Reason for so-called 'Homo Hate':

See: Most men loathe the concept of being arse-phuck'd; - 0r being associated with arse-phuckr's! Men who rape men use that form of assault for a reason: It is the ultimate statement of disrespect. (The original use of the word "PHUCK" was a 'cuss' insinuating Anal Penetration. It is the verbal counterpart of the physical act of anal-rape. So then, the term "phuck-you" has a very specific meaning!)
Since the media, & now society, - generally assert: That "gAy-sex" = "ANAL*sex*"; -- Most men connect the term "gay" with an act they find completely degrading & repulsive, - something that they'd never do to their buddies! The real issue is not male/male intimacy; -- It's 'ANAL*SEX*; & most men want absolutely nothing to do with that perilous form of moral turpitude.

Once a guy discovers that other guys are receptive to intimacy - without the 'RAUNCH' -- he often enters an emotional gray area, where he feels deep compassion for his peers, but doesn't relate to what he sees the media portray as "gay". Such men are 'G0Y'; -- & there is a huge number of us!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

that site is a HUGE sinkhole of WTF

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

something that they'd never do to their buddies!

dude i know i'm drunk and all but i just want u to know i'd never ever in a million years butt blast you.. for real. love u man.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, do it, baby! Disrespect my butthole!

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

brojobs up, buttholes down, ya heard

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, the Terr0rists link on that site. HI DERE CRAZEE!

― John Justen is fucking sick of his username (johnjusten), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE! NOT IN THE BUTT

http://g0ys.org/images/BANner.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

GREATEST YELLOWCARD IMAGE EVER.

― John Justen is fucking sick of his username (johnjusten), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

what if a jewish guy wants to be g0y?

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

ts: g0y v. womyn

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Chris P. jacks off in Jackass??

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

they actual j/o wasn't shown, but it was filmed & photographed. uncensored pics are out there! go find!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

hmmmm

Help me!

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Nevermind, I found one. A money shot, no less.

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

now we won't be hearing from jesse for five to eight minutes.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.benjaminnicholas.com/ChrisPontius.jpg NSFW, don't you know.

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha, it was 6 minutes!

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

404 error oh nooes

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

the other day on cable saw a commercial for Guys Gone Wild. it was the exact same commercial as the girls one, but it was a buncha probably straight frat boys trying to act sexy - flexing and stripping and dancing and stuff. it was really the gayest thing i'd ever seen. they probably thought they were doing this for the ladies, but obviously the dudes are the ones buying the videos.

i told my (gay) boss i'd seen the commerical and he told me he watched one of the videos at a party and the dudes totally jack off, usually with a girl in the room egging them on so they don't feel gay.

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

baitbus.com nsfw

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

404 error? What?

Just GIS "Chris Pontius" and you're home free.

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

I just saw Jackass Number 2 for the first time. Best film of '06.

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

"butt chug" = mind blown

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

when is the gay shame parade and is eric morillo "spinning" this year

― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

john waters cameo in JA2 is pretty great, just because: john waters!!!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

ok fuck it i am writing a fan letter to chris pontius, because i am JUST THAT GAY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/hippylover95/025_chrispontius_usweeklyhotyoungho.jpg

HE'S A SAILOR.

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Thursday, 25 January 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'D HIT IT

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Thursday, 25 January 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE-MAN!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

ok fuck it i am writing a fan letter to chris pontius, because i am JUST THAT GAY

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), January 25th, 2007 12:30 AM. (allocryptic) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

send him this thread

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

DVD special features are worthwhile.

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

o rly?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yessir. More John Waters, and if you thought the main feature was gay....

― GEAUX BEARS. (unclejessjess), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Chris Pontius .... Irish Henchman

lolol

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

however! he's playing black randy in the upcoming germs movie, so I guess that more than makes up for it

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

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It is a look, I'll admit ... Vincent Gallo goes to Great Clips.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

noize gays love jackasses?

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

Gay icons who don't bathe are all the rage.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sitting in a barber shop in the castro amidst stacks of beefy porn listening to Dream Of The Blue Turtles.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

a new, radically different development in gay shame:

i've been wrangled into a book club. first book up for discussion:

http://www.popmatters.com/books/reviews/t/images/truth-about-diamonds.jpg

yup.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sitting in a barber shop in the castro amidst stacks of beefy porn listening to Dream Of The Blue Turtles.

didn't you just get your hair cut a week ago?

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

I hear phil-two was Nicole's ghost writer.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 27 January 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

jaxon:

no! I was supposed to but got wrangled into cooking.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 27 January 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

Shasta, do NOT let gay men cut yr hair. I only let old Italian guys cut mine.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 January 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

watched jackass 2 last nite and it out gays all other jackass by 100000000% - it's like gay themed.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 27 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Bam's wedding prep show starts on empTV tomw night!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Shasta, do NOT let gay men cut yr hair. I only let old Italian guys cut mine.

Surely these things are not totally disjoint.

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

sopranos_vito_blowjob.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

BAM MARGERA, HOUSEWIVES' CHOICE??

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/sexed4hippies.jpg

smoking w33d out of a hueg uncircumsized ceramic schlong == awesome. that thing hits like a muther.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

that looks like it's cut, elmo.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

lines of crepey scifi gays at next harry potter flick = insurmountable

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/equuspre5.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

what, the retracted foreskin detail doesn't come across in the photo? trust me.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

o dear god no

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

you gays have the worst taste

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

i trust, no worry.

dear harry potter kid,
imagine how hairy you will be when puberty's over!

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

tell us which male celebs you find attractive, cutty!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

LAST NIGHT.

DUDE HAD ONLY ONE TESTICLE.

UH.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

That one teste was kinda hueg, tho.

o_O????

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

THIS MORNING,

MY SCROT HAD A THIRD

SWEET.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

(gogol improv haiku)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

in any case, as far as bad sex goes, it was alright.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure i've told this story before, but college roommie growing up was friends with one family. one brother got hit in nutz with golf club or baseball bat and split a nut. he had three. another brother was normal. had two. one had a nut that never dropped. he had one. then there was the sister.

― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

elmo, was he a PCa survivor? (not that you asked, I spose)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

was his name hitler?

― jaymc, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

didn't ask!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol xpost

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

my history teacher and college advisor in high school used to make his classes memorise this:
"hitler had only one, left ball
stalin had two but they were small
himmler was mighty sim'lar
and goebbels had no balls at all"

he also told me that i shouldn't go to college, and instead should move to europe, find a rich old sugardaddy, kill him, and then inherit all his money. i told him that i thought this was his fantasy, not mine.

he also paid me $80 to help clean out his house when he moved, then got me drunk and gave me a tremendously large and potent pot brownie.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

he is also the best ragtime pianist in the world. seriously-- he's won shitloads of awards for it.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0305072fcc4.gif

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

haha omg the last 3 sentences in that complaint are hilarious, also a little tragic:

One of [my sons] had hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

One of [my sons] had hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay.

http://static.flickr.com/30/47630255_3d40bb4563_m.jpg

Troy Aikman sez: DARE TO DREAM, YOUNG FAGGOT

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

"Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet"

At first I thought this meant he's a gay Orthodox Jew.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

aikman's gay??

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

gay as a french horn

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

I get really disturbed by the fact that these staunch Evangelical folk seem to think that HIV is SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATED by the bodies of gays.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

"Dare To Dream, Young Faggot" should be a power ballad!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

puff the magic dragon NSFW

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

ncklsh otm

― river wolf, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

argh

― JW, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

eye...soap...give me

― the table is the table, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity5.gif

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.documenting-democracy.org/mt-static/images/rnc-crap1.jpg

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://sxmprivateeye.com/files/images/Heads%20in%20sand%20thumbnail.JPG

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

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