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― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

is that poop

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/2vvmmbo.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.shemgroup.org/images/Shem%20gallery%20NEW/Bethany/bethany_clip_image016_0000.jpg

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

these photos are a coup for the paparazzi

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh man it was so much better when i thot she ws licking poop

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea what's really happening here

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blms.issaquah.wednet.edu/Library/images/Art%20work/Nose%20Picker.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

plz embed required sound file

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

leo, you really want yr future girlfriend to be a cokewhore? that is surprising.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i guess, though, that i want her:
http://photos-527.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v12/17/34/4304318/n4304318_30033527_3533.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

if yknow what i mean

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe i could hit this. made out w/ her once:
http://photos-532.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v60/84/74/4300236/n4300236_30425532_8255.jpg

ps- yes that is me next to her.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

btw u r v v crepey

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's just the moustache.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

and sweat.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

True. I was excusing the sweat because, well, they appear to be at a sauna party, so...par for the course.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

and V neck. it's the new hipster fashion. all my friends are wearing them

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is #1 Paris or Nicole?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

do you even read blogs?

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

dude, midway nicole was pretty cute. and she's fucking funny as all hell. that Simple Life show was really great because of her

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

I still don't understand the first pic...it looks like she's licking either a pair of dentures turned upside down or some sort of mealy-worm. I think I prefer this to the truth.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

trees that is nuts, and yes cocaine addicts are appealing too

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

xpost it's nicole richie dipping her snout in a platter of cocaine

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

or just eating it

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

#2 is very pretty, we shared some air in a class once

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

don't tell me there's going to be a v-neck backlash. hipsters ruining things for everyone

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

but ... you ARE a hipster

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&diff=next&oldid=104858430

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

He doesn't seem to like the free booze as much as I do, if his intake at a certain Chicago rock festival is any indication.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

He does like ham sandwiches. Apparently his mom's are very good and filling.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

guys, if you start linking to perpetua posts here i will add them with proper references to wikipedia

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

but ... you ARE a hipster

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjjjjjjjjj...), February 1st, 2007 4:15 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

outed

― grbchv! (skowly), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22mom+make+me+a+ham+sandwich%22

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know: i used to look like this:
http://photos-175.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v12/226/82/4300326/n4300326_30028175_5193.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

striped shirt, that is. and here's more or less how i look in a 'normal situation':

http://photos-038.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/150/92/4300457/n4300457_30352038_5616.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

lose the stache

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

in other words, i'm afraid to nix the moustache because i look twelve years old without it. i spent enough time when i was younger getting hit on my crepey old men.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

but i've been contemplating it for a while. perhaps this might get me to finally suck up and lose the face i've grown to like.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

as a 'lady' i am telling you, LOSE THE F***ING STACHE

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

thanks.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

;)

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

i don't mind the stache

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

Stache: 1
Cut it Off: 1
On the Fence: 1

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

cut it off.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OFF

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

getting hit on my crepey old men.

Whereas now, you can look just like one, only not old enough to justify the creepy part. I vote lose the facial hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

OFF WITH IT

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

Whereas now, you can look just like one, only not old enough to justify the creepy part. I vote lose the facial hair.

This is my main argument against it. Will cut off tomorrow morning.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

also: buzzcut.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

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hahaha i was just askin' about the beard. thnx for the advice though.

also that pic makes me look a little fatter than i am, though i definitely do need to exercise more and eat better!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that, just steal yr little brother's ADD meds

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

keep the beard, lose the hair + glasses, shave eyebrows

-- Edward III (edward.thur...), February 5th, 2007.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/penishead.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

stay away from dairy

ahahha

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

also that pic makes me look a little fatter than i am, though i definitely do need to exercise more and eat better!

lols I thought that said eat "butter"

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

MMMMMMM BUTTER

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

the beard is fine, but it could use a trimmin'. the neckbeard action is weird.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

also, commit to either the unibrow or the glasses. ditch the other.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

shave the beard.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

longer hair, pipe

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

If this is turning into a men's grooming advice thread, then I am in need of a haircut:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/cuet.jpg

That was over a month ago. I'm considering something like I had this summer, which was the last time I had my hair cut. I'm thinking about this, but maybe not as short on top:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/170111823_1fac390934.jpg

I really like having the length, but my hair is really thick (good problem to have, I know) and it gets hard to manage. Thoughts? I'm considering going the other way entirely and just buzzing / crewcutting all that shit off.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Considering the thickness of your hair, I bet at about 1-2" it puffs out into something of a semi-fro, which I think would look great on youz.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

what's with that crap on your chin

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

looks like pubes

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

facial hair is a time honored tradition of lessening the perceived fatness of one's face. hence, chin pubes.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

I actually like your hair in the top pic the best!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I need a haircut too. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

sans moustache:

http://photos-789.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/23/91/4302681/n4302681_30445789_9227.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

r u louis jagger's brother?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

r u in teh stone roses?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

WAY NICER. MUCH LESS CREPEY 70s HOMEMADE PORNO DUDE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry scott, jorel--you are both pretty too.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

looks much better!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

at first i wasn't sure. after three hours, decided i like it and will keep shaving.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

ghey thread

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Hey! Nice work. XP

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

thx..

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nippon-reise.de/xenon/bbimages/GHEY.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5136/post11103047818xx2.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i ain't hatin, just thought it was a funny pic i just saw and he had long hair and a stache

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, that could have been me. yesterday.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

except aqua briefs? no fuckin whey.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

trees - 10000x better. srsly. now flirt away with future girlfriend chick!

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

noize board is slowly turning into men's style + grooming daily

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

"slowly"

also dude you post about designer jeans

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude you post to WDYLL

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

hey hey hey can't we all just get along? and give each other grooming/fashion advice?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

if posting pics people take of me is a crime, i don't wanna be legal.

and i still couldn't give a fuck about no jeans that cost more than like $50.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

ladies, please

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sqi.gu.edu.au/kimages/Animated/Lines/line20.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

DECREASE THE BEEF

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

increase the beefes plz

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

treesessplode reminds me of brad pitt in 12 monkeys

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, facial/non-facial hair advice needs to be told. advice about which pair of $100+ jeans? take it to style.com, bitchez.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer's in danger of becoming Kevin Smith.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jra0224l.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

seriously my hands in my pocket like that make me look fat

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

you aren't fat, latebloomer. you're just not a twig. no shame in that. i wish i could get back up to weight. right now, when i skip a meal, i look like i've been on coke for four days straight.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

i used to be a twig :-(

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

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