People need to stop making out in front of me when im trying to drink in peace

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I mean, really.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'll make out with you

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dont be fresh

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

fr-fr-fr-FRESH

You should whip it out.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

1. Order flaming drink.
2. Throw in face (theirs preferably, but yours if they're out of range)
3. Repeat as required.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

that's why drinking at home is preferable.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

making out with someone in a bar is PROBABLY the most embarassing thing i've ever done. so so so inappropriate.

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh it's not that bad! i think it's kind of sweet.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

it's TERRIBLE. sweet is making out on a streetcorner; making out in the bar is just tacky.

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

it is VILE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

not when its two girls at a bar

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

Sadwant.

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

listen to ian

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ian otm. :/

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

not when its two transformers

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

No way, dudes, Ian's just being over-sensitive. It was adorable.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

oversensitive? me? never!

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

whoa u guys made out and jess got to watch?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to broke the haerts of the noise bored but no, I was not involved. Except for trying to keep everyone around us chatting and looking the other direction.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

woah what did i miss?! did ian make out with b0nn13?! bc i would be totally behind that!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

i miss admin powers :\

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

sowwy boo. i would delete but i will never have admin again :(

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

neither will I.

this is why i'm leaving

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

awww baby. i will miss u :(

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't there an IRE thread about makeing out?

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0203119/024543027676_z_sexyicau.jpg

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0203119/024543027676_z_sexyicau.jpg

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

totally tacky. i was very guilty of this transgression against decency throughout my 20s, although i'm reformed and lamb-like in my behavior these days.

is it worse if it's in the bathroom? with a line of angry people forming outside?

― lauren, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Except for trying to keep everyone around us chatting and looking the other direction.

Hahaha, I always make em pay by staring intently, so you woulda had yr work cut out for you!

This is, of course, only acceptable in gay bars.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

btw, is there like one-to-four admins per board now? In that case, nu-ilx FUCKING ROCKS.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, dude.

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, symbolically banning and unbanning each other all day was more fun than kissing in bars

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's cute that ian and morbius were making out. I'M ROOTING FOR YOU KIDS!!!

also, making out at the bar is unacceptable. if the establishment doesn't have booths then take that to the bathroom.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I was absent, and puhleez, Ian is my noise nephew.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, the last time I did this was last october and I feel still sorry for the other people at the bar. A waitress I know actually walked by and poked me in the ear with her finger during the whole thing.

Nothing good is going to come of an evening where a friend of yours turns and says "mm, I really just want to go somewhere and kiss you right now" and you get the bright idea to just kiss her there at the bar.

― mh, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine started making out with a friend of his at another friend's party in a bar recently. i think it was just the length of time they went at it for that bemused me - they were sitting at a table but in full view of everyone. i don't go in for that kind of thing myself but in a way i kind of admire their 'balls'.

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

you can kiss at the bar but for christ sake, MOVE if you're going to be full on making out. i firmly believe bar patrons should be allowed, nay, ENCOURAGED to throw things at people making out at the bar.

this may be a reaction to the vast array of shame i feel at the memory of making out with some hippy chick at my local last summer. that was gross.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I was on the tyne&wear metro about 10-12 years ago, and this couple were making out pretty heavily, then they started to fuck. It was really embarrasing to see, but at the same time, it was funny watching ppl trying not to look. The couple, when they got off, took a bow, which is pretty funny.

Admin'll get sorted out, it needs fixing, but there's other stuff that needs fixing first. If there's anything really embarrasing/potentially troublesome irl, email me and I'll delete it. (though remember I'm in a different timezone, so I might be asleep.)

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

While I think continuous make-outs at the bar are kind of repulsive, there is nothing quite as exhilarating as having someone you are crazy about up and kiss the shit out of you drunkenly while her boyfriend does lines in the bathroom.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

i eventually got too drunk to care and then they left

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i am done with drunken hook ups. bad bad bad news.

not as described, poor quality, would not buy from again.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i ended up having a very nice discussion about local politics with a 41 year old martial arts instructor

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i am done with drunken hook ups. bad bad bad news.

not as described, poor quality, would not buy from again.

OOOOTTTTTTTMMMMMMMM

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

totally otm. however, a long time ago i made out with my hairdresser (in marz bar, ugh) and for the rest of the time he was in the city i got an insane discount.

― lauren, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

last time i made out in a bar it was in front of all my coworkers :-/

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

and then it turned into a relationship

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i ended up having a very nice discussion about local politics with a 41 year old martial arts instructor

strongohulkington on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 12:04 PM (15 minutes ago)

YES

drunk bar convos with old dudes >>>> drunk hook-ups

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

chickenhawks!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

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no wai you guys are all so wrong. making out is the best thing ever.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

but the real highlight of the evening was the evil free cigarette people coming through the bar

the camel light guys are the best. my thursday night bartender was trading free beers for packs of cigarettes two weeks ago then she split them with me. free booze and free cigarettes is an awesome way to spend a thursday night.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Daver, do u think I don't drink w/ noisedudes just cuz you will only NYC-drink at ballpark?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

he probably thinks its weird cuz you're like 40 yrs older then them and gay.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

MAKEING OUT IS AWESOME

not so awesome in front of friends

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

or COWORKERS.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

cannot stress this enough.

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

or even strangers, really.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

family is OK

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

MAKEING OUT IS AWESOME

not so awesome in front of friends

happened @ new years party with girl who is now my girlfriend

http://somanyshrimp.com/images/busted.jpg

― deej, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Daver, do u think I don't ~~drink~~ make out w/ noisedudes just cuz you will only ~~NYC-drink~~ put out at ballpark?"

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, I will take making out in front of friends & family over getting called a fat ass because I'm shaking my drunk ass.

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

And knocking over beercans. With my fat ass.

FAET

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

funniest = drunken biz conference hookups

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i honestly don't think im ever going to 'quit' drunken hook ups.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

worst = brocaine makeouts

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

chaki, a week ago i would've said the same thing but i've been scared sober so to speak. at least until the next time i'm half in the wrapper and with an attractive woman.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

scared sober

spill it

― deej, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i mean BEST.

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

he did spill it! his cock didnt work.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to lunch, later.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

the lack of xpost notification is KILLING me here...

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

no one said making out is bad! everyone is saying drunkenly making out with random ppl at bars is BAD. and it is.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

oops missed that xxp

― deej, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

publicly making out with random people is better than making out with not random people

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

yes!

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I need a cookie.

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

I disagree.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

XPOST

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

this thread makes me feel queasy for a variety of reasons

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm guilty of making out in bars and I'm sure I'll do it again some day (try to keep it out of my local, tho). I do prefer alleys and doorways and streetcorners but hey, in a pinch, any darkened room will do.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

any darkened room will do.

*waits for story from high school to be posted....*

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

a drunken random makeout in front of many of my friends at the sleaziest and worst bar in manhattan led to the MOST WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP OF MY LIFE so fuck all of you puritans

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

and that bar was LIT. and i am not ashamed!!

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I was with you until you said "Lit"...but what the hell, G Puzz to thread!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno if any relationship that is over can be "most wonderful." :/

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

dave, my reason for being 'scared sober' bought me cookies. like actual cookies. the irony made my head swim. i have not gone back to get said cookies however.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure everyone knows what "random" means.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

bell labs, it's not a puritanical issue, it's a matter of decorum. sanctity of the bar as the refuge of the miserable and what not.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think Lit counts, though, it's basically hipster hook-up central for the young, drunk, skinny, and "beautiful". With zero ventilation. Oh, well, the ventilation part only counts if it was in the basement.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

hook-up central for the young, drunk, skinny, and "beautiful".

i'm halfway there.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ugh god

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Are you a fashion school student or an aspiring "edgy" photographer? I feel like it's that kind of place but maybe because I've mostly been when certain people DJed. I don't go there much either.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still gettin over mention of marz bar, I thought everyone in there had bn neutered by the state.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

laurel i agree that lit is very repulsive and horrible for all of the reasons you mentioned!...it should be a source of shame and embarrassment, but it's not because i met someone who turned out to be a sweetheart.

i am not an edgy fashion beautiful person so i dont usually pick up people at hipster bars :/ or go to them.

this thread is making me angsty :(

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's okay, Linds, if I insisted on going to Michael T's or Justine's parties I got what I deserved. Do not be angsty!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

laurel is so otm that pe- oh nevermind.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I would kiss all these ilxors

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Down, boy.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still gettin over mention of marz bar, I thought everyone in there had bn neutered by the state.

Dr Morbius on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 2:17 PM (1 hour ago)

(...)

I would kiss all these ilxors

JW on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 3:17 PM (19 minutes ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

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