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“Hey, this is good! I've never had it quite like this before,” she said. 2
“Funnie family recipe,” Doug replied, smiling. 2
“Hey, Doug?” she asked. He swallowed his heart and stammered out an answer. 1
He left for the bathroom and she sat on the bed. He ran the tap. 1
“Hey- don't worry about it. I'll just go clean up. It's just a little orange juice, no harm done.” 1
She spoke through the open doorway: “I'm really glad that you invited me here,” she said, “even if Skeete1
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“God, I would hate to be in a jar like that. Everyone staring at my mangled bones for thirty years after I died.1
“It's just a mouse,” he said, taking a long sip of his drink and hoping that he wasn't making too big of a dea1
She left, and he went to work. He moved quickly, spilling some of the orange juice and the ground Rohypnol, which he had1
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Mouse Bones and Orange Juice 1
“Great,” he smiled back. “Why don't you go wait in my room, and I'll be right up with the drinks,” h0
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He found her inspecting the jar of bones on his return, a look of curiosity on her face. 0
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“Orange juice sounds fine,” she smiled. 0
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“It was my Dad's. From when he was about my age, I think.” 0
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“Poor thing. How did it get in there?” 0
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“What was this?” she asked. 0
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“A mouse,” he replied, putting down her drink. 0
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“I'm sorry, what did you say?” he said, coming into the room as he finished wiping his hands dry. “I coul0
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He stopped and looked at her more closely. 0
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“Patti? Can you hear me, Patti?” She could not. 0
He walked over to the door and closed it, a thin smile playing upon his lips. He would have to remember to thank Deeter.0
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She took a sip of her orange juice too. He tried to pretend like he wasn't paying much attention, but he watched her clo0
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“Well it's very – oh! Sorry about that!” her drink tumbled to the ground, managing to spill all over Doug0
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“I don't know what came over me – one minute I was holding the drink, and the next...” There was shame in0
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Based off of the hit television show “Doug”, Doug decides what to do about his problems with Patti. The exciti0
“Hey, I'm glad that I caught you. You see, we're holding a surprise birthday party for Beebe on Friday, and we were0
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“A party? Yeah, sure.” Doug didn't really like Beebe, but any chance to see Patti was worth it, he thought. 0
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“Great. Try and be there for eight.” She paused. “...and Doug?” She sounded hesitant, nervous, so un0
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“Yeah?” There was silence from the other end; the only sound he could hear was her soft breathing. He knew tha0
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“Uh, do you think that Skeeter is going to come? I'd really like to see him there.” 0
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“Y-yes?” he replied. 0
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Doug put the pills next to an old jar of bleached white mouse bones that he kept on his shelf. The bones were a recent a0
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He still wasn't sure if he was going to use the drugs or not, and so he lay down in his bed to think about it. Sure, the0
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A sound jolted him out of his thoughts: the phone was ringing. He reached over and picked it up. There was a too familia0
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Skeeter. Of course. Why hadn't he seen it before? He was stupid to think that he'd ever have a chance with Patti. If he 0
He opened the door. She looked amazing. Doug was momentarily stunned, taken aback by her beauty. It took him a minute to0
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“It's just us for now,” he said, “Skeeter should be here soon.” She didn't look too impressed with t0
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“Would you like a drink while we wait?” he asked her, gesturing towards the kitchen. 0
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“Thanks. I'd love one.” 0
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“Is orange juice cool? Or a Coke, maybe?” He hoped that she didn't ask for something clear, like water or Spri0
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The doorbell. He gave himself a once over in the mirror before answering, needless considering the circumstances, but he0
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“Sure, I'm positive that he will go. In fact, he's coming over here later tonight if you want to hang out.” It0
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She said she would love to. The excitement in her voice sickened him. 0
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He was getting more and more used to the idea. 0
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Doug was ready when she came; everything had been planned to the last detail. He only hoped now that his performance wou0
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― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i voted "Hey, Doug?” she asked. He swallowed his heart and stammered out an answer.

― jh0shea, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't Doug have a band called The Beets?

― nickalicious, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

his favorite band was teh beets.. i don't remember his band's name, but their big hit was 'bangin on a trash can.'

― ian, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I think "Killer Tofu" is on my iPod. But not "I Need More Allowance" or "Shout Your Lungs Out."

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

m1l3 fr0m be4rdl1ft is the basis for doug

― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

err m1k3

― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://sisforawesome.com/nicktonic/doug/patti.gif

― Dan I., Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever website those images are from is... um, sure a depository for those images.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

m1l3 fr0m be4rdl1ft is the basis for doug

JW on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:11 (3 hours ago)



d4v3 told me this is not true. his dad worked on doug at one point but did not create.

― tehresa, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

i think joe probably meant in an anecdotal sense... his dad was a producer

― JW, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

it was really sad when the show switched networks because it turned really awful and they changed all the voices

― latebloomer, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer otm

I really should've voted for "Funnie family recipe."

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 March 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

it was really sad when the show switched networks because it turned really awful and they changed all the voices

ALSO WIGGER DOUG

― JW, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still mad about Wigger Doug

― JW, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wigger Doug sounds awesome.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I really should've voted for "Funnie family recipe."

I STILL FEEL THIS WAY

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 March 2007 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://youtu.be/8p1fxsl8qdM

― lady gagaku (corey), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

let's try that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p1fxsl8qdM&feature=youtu.be

― lady gagaku (corey), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

using this as a jump off point for a thread i've been meaning to make forever

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)


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