Dear Boss:

wow big fucking deal chill out homey sheesh

Ha - I am Grady!

Dear Boss,

I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha ha . The next job I do I shall clip the lady's ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck.
Yours truly
Jack the Ripper
Don't mind me giving the trade name
PS Wasn't good enough to post this before I got all the red ink off my hands curse it No luck yet. They say I'm a doctor now ha ha.

Dear Jack,

Please let finance know that you'll be doing outpatient work this week and file my expense account with HR. You can charge the red ink to the company, but the ginger beer is yours to cover. I'll expect the ears by Tuesday.

Boss

Dear Boss,

Yo, I quit, I got a new job. Thanks! Fuck you! WAAAHAAHAAAAA

congrats?

thanks!

way to go b, i will live vicariously through you in your time of job quitting/boss telling off.

Dear Boss:

Thanks for buying me a beer at the game last night. What a crazy 7th inning, huh? I think its pretty clever how you make your two-year-old carry his own diaper bag. Sorry I was bitching about the e-mail thing. Its really not a big deal. You just want to make sure your bases are covered; i know.

-Grady