Which Noise Boarder Gives the Best Hugs?

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Hugging Jon Is Like Cradling A Fat Alaskan Crab So He's Out. Who's In?

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Option	Votes
HStencil	6
Curtis	2
Cutty	2
Jaxon	1
Curtis	1

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

CUTTY WINS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

WTF

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

hstencil doesnt post here

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Fake Morbs needs a kick in the ass.

― David R., Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I should totally be on this list.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Jon I'm pretty sure hstencil posts here now as "sexydancer". Or at least he should ;)

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

guys let's not get fake morbius banned this time, if just in appreciation for that post.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Shut it "schef".

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'm usually carrying a banana in my pocket when i give hugs

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'm usually carrying a roll of quarters.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok dimes.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

try knives in the future

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

roll of knives?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

well if you want to tape them together or something that's up to you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

HEY GUYS LET ME CRACK YOUR SPINE, IT FEELS GOOD HONEST

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

OMG HILARIOUS but Ian should be on that list.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ian's expertise lies in other arenas ;)

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel and tehresa are better huggers. ;)

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Bitches are dumb as fuck though but what else is new.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously guys, just stop.

― Dr Morbius:, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ain't that the truth

― Dr Morbius-, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/star_wars_clone_army.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

my killfile weighs a ton

― fies, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767806808.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

No name calling.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Thats a great film! What do you think Morbs?

― Dr Morbius-, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Indubitably!

― Dr Morbius:, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/g/ggophers.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

It's is a superb film if not quite up the standards of Ramis's underappreciated Ice Harvest. Of course the Tarantino fan club here couldn't grasp it.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActWellesLadyShanghai.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

well i just realized who vince vaughn is slowly morphing into

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

cosmic morbs

― Dr Morbius Schefter, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

funny! funny!! funny!!! funny!!!!

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

i think the real question that should be asked is who gets the best hugs.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Ian

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

A: http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bb/200px-New_Radicals_YGWYG_Single.jpg

― gbx, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

sexyDancer ^ ?

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Answer still Ian.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

this thread gots me lolling bt i was actually gonna say realmorbs gives nice hugs! also andrew!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

My hugs suck. Also, I hate hugging people. Perhaps related.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.reidreport.com/uploaded_images/mccain_bush-hug-713122.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

still no parody thread?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

Ian's hugs also have best chance of making you hungry.

― JW, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

But then he makes you dinner, so it all works out.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

In high school, before my social awareness improved, i gave many unwarranted (and often, I imagine, unwanted) hugs. I was kinda gross that way. :( :(

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

That's why you were friends with girls

― JW, Thursday, 8 March 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

my friend fri3sy mobes was a bit of an inappropriate hugger, but i think it's because he was big and wanted to touch on girls all the time

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

too bad i can't vote for geeta ;_;

― james blount, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

i am the best hugger

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD HAVE HUGGLES WITH ALL THESE ILXORS

― sanskrit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

I MEANT "THIS"

i always fuck that part up

― sanskrit, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

the secret answer is me but hugs are mad, mad gay

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still saying Ian hugs + dinner is best combination until the competition comes here and takes a stand.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

i will buy you dinner and give you hugs any day of the week, girl!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

Aren't you going to come and visit me soon anyway? Then we will hug and *I* will cook dinner.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

"the secret answer is me but hugs are mad, mad gay"

hugs are NOT gay. "secretly" being world's greatest hugger is way gay though.

http://www.goodmigrationsphoto.com/prairiedogs.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

"good hugger" status seems self-applied way too much, much like "good driver" status. i bet some of you who think you hug well need to be called out. just because your ex-girlfriend said she liked your hugs don't make you the champ.

i propose a contest.

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

i'm secretly a FATTEY

― james blount, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

RANKED IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE:

hug around the neck
one-arm-over / one-arm-under bro hug
hug around the chest
side hug & mutual sitting hug (tie)
standing-vs-sitting hug

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am shorty, I hug other people's waists.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

inappropriate huggers unite:

http://www.cuddleparty.com/

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 March 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

i hug people's heads. damn midgets.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

i don't care what headhuggers do in private, but i don't want to see it.

― kenan, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm looking for this man, to smother him in my armpit brand

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

my father gets emotional sometimes when he hugs me and my sisters goodbye and he will sob and thump us very hard on the back, it quite hurts but it's nice anyway, being heartfelt.
i don't like huggers who release me from their spongy grip then shriek about how thin i am.

― estela, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

my aunt does this thing where she wraps her right arm really tight around my head and squeezes and i think she's going to crush me. i know she's trying to be like 'look i hug you hard bc i luv you' bc she knows no one can stand her, but maybe that knowledge is creeping her way into subconscious hug-murder attempts!

― tehresa, Thursday, 8 March 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

i re-read this thread from top to bottom and somewhere around the middle i started thinking about hot dogs every time i read the word hug. i'm kinda jonesing for a hot dog now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

i don't like huggers who release me from their spongy grip then shriek about how thin i am.

I am attempting to bulk up a little by eating burritos for lunch every day in order to try and ward this off a bit when we go to my sister-in-law's wedding next week. There's really no hope, though.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

people stopped making those comments to me about 10 or 12 years ago when i'd respond with "yeah, it's the heroin."

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

i'm secretly a FATTEY

Secret fatteys
That's what we are
Tryin’ so hard to hide
The way we feel

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

my younger sister totally loves chubby dudes.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

laurel, yeah i'm toying with the idea of coming up for a weekend after i get back from my sister's wedding! i think i am in need of an extended change of scenery.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

my younger sister totally loves chubby, dudes.

fixed!

― gbx, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

that goes without saying gibbex.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

they'll only break her heart

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

schef, visit laurel the last weekend in march!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

SLUMBER PARTY!!!

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

EPIC DRUNKENING!! was what i was thinking.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Dear god, when my parents get here on Apr 1 I'm going to be dead, aren't I.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

aw. definitely ian.

― lauren, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

yes laurel, sorry. i'm totally going to intentionally accidentally run into you and your parents.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

problem with last weekend in march = that is my anniversary and i don't think i should spend it stripping on counters at opaline for free drinks?? tho maybe tom is into that now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

opaline is closed, if that makes you feel better about things.

― lauren, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i totally shouldn't have bothered booking a return flight home from new york because either my liver or kidneys will undoubtedly give up the ghost by the end of that week.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

thanks lauren :D

i should've figured, everything is shut down since last time i was there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

Daddy's, Marz Bar, Lit and that hole in the wall in red hook are all that remains

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, the rest of New York closed.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

well i'm not coming then, that is crap.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

last night i saw 5 people who are all going to new york that weekend and each and everyone can't wait to get the hell out of chicago for a few days.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Which ILXors have I hugged? Answer to win a FREE* Apple iPod.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

none, you weird motherfucker.

― remy bean, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

(i'd like to say i'd hugged dan rather, but the closest i can actually get is jim lehrer, and that was awkward enuff)

― remy bean, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:35 (eighteen years ago)

xoxo curt1s, i got no beef. i'm just high on 20/20, $2.99 champagne, and dog dander

― remy bean, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

i have hugged, prior to '97, fuckin' a decade ago:

– jon
– elmo
– ian
– pjmckracken, or whatever he last called hisself

and post to '97:

– laurah
– koosh
– jbr (?)

― remy bean, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:39 (eighteen years ago)

Haha it's cool dude, you were right

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 March 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

CURRRRRTIS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Curtis 2
Curtis 1

― velko, Monday, 27 October 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

brothers don't shake hands. brothers gotta HUG!

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 27 October 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

shaking hands or a slap on the back is better. fuck the hippy hugging.

― Jack Cole (Reginald Mantle), Monday, 27 October 2008 05:39 (seventeen years ago)

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