EMERGENCY EYEWASH STATION

i sucked my friend's dick for the first time a while ago. it didn't really gross me out but i wasn't feeling it at all. it was REALLY boring. after the first minute or so, it was like, can we get this over with already???? but i was paranoid about him cumming in my mouth. he was trying to give me all kinds of directions too. "no, don't ROCK your head, go UP and DOWN. yeah. okay okay. here. get a grip on it and then put your mouth at the top and make your mouth FOLLOW your hand up and down." whatever, dude. i'll do it AS I PLEASE. the one actually gross part was that for some reason he was super moist up top. i've never even seen an uncut dick in real life before and it seemed like there was a lot of salty juice being produced in the top part. gross!!!! he's like 9 inches too and superthick so it was hard not to let my molars drag in places. you know, you never really get to examine other dudes dicks, so it was kind of cool to examine and shit. i gagged on it a few times all nasty cause i like when girls do that to me and he was all like, don't go down so far! really really unimpressed. i let him suck me for a bit too so the power relationship would equal or whatever. pretty lame. it was just DIFFERENT, i guess. partly from being a friend, partly from being a dude. i couldn't drive my hand around the small of his back like a skateboard on a halfpipe or pick his ponytail up and suck and smell his hair. i couldn't look deep into his eyes and kiss his ears while he squeezed on my dick. it wasn't unpleasant and he was pleased but for me it was just really mediocre, boring and sparkless.

333333333 on Saturday, 21 January 2006 11:30 (1 year ago)

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

ethan stop ruining my eyewash. it is for everyone's benefit!

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha jessie THWARTED

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh well everyone can just stop at the robot plushie I guess.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty excited about discovering babyanimalz.com!

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cuteoverload.com/!

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/lemur_action.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/wtc.jpg

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/418206139_3b832f4614.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQCS5pLsCE

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

love that guy

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

did nothing but backflips for like 40 minutes, honest to god. the girl otter was all like "whatever, disinterested" but he kept going.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

my greatest coup

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://prizepics.com/Animals/monkey%20baby.jpg

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://prizepics.com/Animals/monkey%20baby.jpg

Sorry, got a bit confused!

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/418230014_25105dc14b.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61096-1/FennecFoxCub.jpg

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

hey everybody....IT'S CATURDAY

http://themot.org/gallery/d/82697-1/doyouhasaflavor.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/82713-1/thispigisdelicious.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/48452-1/skeleton-cat.jpg

This is becoming the best day ever! I luv this thread!

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

awww puppycat!

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

I would sell my soul for a Fennec fox of my ownz. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sushiesque.com/adorablog/images/pandaaaaaaas_1.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

this thread needs little red pandas!
http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/news/229.jpg
http://www.natur-server.de/Bilder/SR/001/sm000034-panda.jpg
http://www.natur-server.de/Bilder/SR/001/sm000033-panda.jpg
http://www.panix.com/~teej/zoo/pics/pandafamily.jpg

― bell_labs, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.travelsinparadise.com/australia/sydney/pictures/zoo-red-panda-01.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://usera.imagecave.com/jmkinnard/anti-feminism/catsandracks2.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

IT'S TIME FOR SMILES:

http://dailypuppy.com/images/07/sutter_mutt_05.jpg
http://dailypuppy.com/images/07/akira_akita_06.jpg
http://dailypuppy.com/images/07/coda_golden_retriever_poodle_goldendoodle_07.jpg

― jessie monster, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

that last one omg kekeke

― tehresa, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

dailypuppy.com = the greatest website on this planet

― jessie monster, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

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