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So I've really brought my A game this year for GYRO and DUCK-MEAT + NOODLES this year.

Where does a noiser get his GYROS and DUCK MEAT?

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

EAT A TIRE.

EAT IT.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

gyro meat is pretty much the same anywhere you go, dude, unless their is some deluxe gyro filling i don't know of

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

fuck a duck

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

There's not some place with extra juicy gyro meats?

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

SAY YEE ROS

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

[sexy greek lady poster goes here]

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://dmedia.ucsc.edu/~tfbrock/171d/portfolio/photos/pics/newpics/gyros%20copy.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Empty Your Heart, Fill Your Abdomen.

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

ON THE LOOKOUT FOR GYROS
WITH MY GYRO-SCOPE

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 1 of about 4 for gyropause. (0.16 seconds)

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS WHAT THEY USE TO COMPRESS THE MEAT:
http://www.mk-v.com/images/MK-V_BASE-AND-2-GYROS-2.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/0bllloodbag.jpg

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

squeeee! blood

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

If I had a bear shaped blood bag I would fill that shit with Vitamin Water and wear it like bling bling bling

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

god I love vitamin water.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I made vitamin water freezepops a few weeks ago. the best ones are the Balance flavor (cran-grapefruit) followed by Revive (fruitpunch).

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

I really want that

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i don't "get" vitamin water

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

vitamin water is chic gatorade and also a fucking scam

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

haha thanks elmo

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i looked at it as a mineral enriched kool aid.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

I think it tastes better than gatorade.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

fructose = it's not "water" anymore

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

suddenly it's not 2 parts hydrogen/one part oxygen?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

SOFT DRINKS =/= WATER

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO, SUN TO RISE IN EAST TOMORROW.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not saying Vitamin Water doesn't CONTAIN water.

I'm saying suckers think they're being all healthy while they might as well be drinking a fucking Pepsi.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THvtbgJp05M

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

might as well be drinking a fucking Pepsi.

pepsi + centrum, surely

― sleep, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

GBX to post about how gatorade is hyper (hypo?) tonic and vitamin water ain't

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

I can kinda see what Elmo is saying about Vitamin Water being loaded with sugar but just to stick to facts:

16oz of Vitamin Water contains 26g of sugar (crystallized fructose)
16 oz. of Pepsi contains 55g of sugar (high-fructose corn syrup)

16oz of Vitamin Water contains 100 Calories.
16oz of Pepsi contains 205 Calories.

Vitamin Water contains Vitamin supplements.
Pepsi does not.

While it's not exactly the best thing to injest in large quantities, there is a huge difference in drinking an occasional Vitamin Water vs. drinking a Pepsi.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

do not ingest in jest

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

GatorGum

In the late 1970's and early 1980's, Gatorade sold a brand of chewing gum called GatorGum. The product was manufactured by Fleer Corporation, was available in each of Gatorade's two original flavors (lemon-lime and orange) and was rather sour-tasting by normal chewing gum standards.

GatorGum's foil packaging advertised that the product "Helps Quench Thirst". Like all chewing gums, the product would not actually rehydrate the body on its own. However, it may have contained electrolytes to assist the human body with the rehydration process.

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Shasta droppin science. Pepsi comparison not quite accurate, but still: H2O has 0g sugar, 0 calories.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

I only drink this shit when hungover

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

it has a pretty minimal amt of vitamins, though, doesn't it?

― lauren, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

* On April 5, 2006, Energy Brands Inc. filed a lawsuit against PepsiCo in the U.S. District Court in Manhattan, alleging that PepsiCo's new SoBe LifeWater products confuse consumers by mimicking the distinctive packaging of its vitaminwater products, and that in addition the product itself is "a slavish knock-off" for "copying the product formulation, including the colored nature of the water, its ingredients, sweetener type and even its calorie content" [2]. The companies have since settled and PepsiCo has agreed to change the SoBe Life Water packaging. [3], [4]

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

sanskrit: :-|

lauren: the multi one (opaque lemon flavor) is the only one comparable to taking a solid vitamin tablet.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

lauren: the multi one (opaque lemon flavor) is the only one comparable to taking a solid vitamin tablet.

WOT ABOUT FORUMULA 50

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

half

― sexyDancer, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

is formula 50 the femme one?

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

formula 50 is the 50 cent one

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.verswater.nl/NR/rdonlyres/8FDFEC66-2346-402C-B0E8-4B109B7A150A/0/Formula_50.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

I like it better now than I used to.

― Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Monday, 12 March 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

It has since been determined by Dr. David Costil and other exercise physiologists that Gatorade is hypertonic ... more concentrated than body fluids ... which pulls fluids from the body into the stomach, resulting in temporary systemic dehydration and can cause muscle cramps in strenuous exercise.

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

i always get sad when i look at the vitamin waters to find one with lots of vitamins in it and they all say like 25% rdv

― tehresa, Monday, 12 March 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

not to get off topic but i went to Subway today and kept pissing off my coworkers by exclaiming a la Willie Randolph "IT'S GOT A LOT OF MEAT"

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 March 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

lol where do you work

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

i remember eating GatorGum, more than once. so gross but so appealing when you're a kid and in that i want gross candy mood. tasted kind of like sour keys but less sweet.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

try eating now

― gbx, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit i just upchucked

so gross

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh word, i saw that this morning. even worse than lampreyfingertips.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

w

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fffffffffffffffffffffff

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't even looked at it again, but i get a little pukey just thinking about it.

still, how RAD is that???? i mean, that it can even HAPPEN?

(also, fwiw, my dad worked on a kid with a similar condition and basically they burn the stuff and then belt sand it off since it's a non-living layer....you sustain 2nd degree burns but then it should just grow back on its own as normal skin)

― gbx, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://i11.tinypic.com/2l8demw.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Science is weird and amazing! I would want painkillers for the 2nd degree burns part, though.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Do painkillers help with stuff like that? I never found that they did

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

I would want painkillers ~~for the 2nd degree burns part, though.~~

fixed.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

im so, so horrified

― bb, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

not clicking on that

my favorite subway commercial at the moment is the one where the construction worker goes "where's my subway? 10 stories down, they call me 'mr. big hot pastrami.'"

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

guys i drank a vitamin water today!

it was somehow more than water, but less than lemonade.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite subway commercial at the moment is the one where the construction worker goes "where's my subway? 10 stories down, they call me 'mr. big hot pastrami.'"

waht

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh jared

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

i think i could live with a nickname like that

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.weirdmeat.com/2004/04/weird-meat-master-list.html

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

there is nothing weird about beef tongue! not that i am a particularly big fan, but it's everywhere!

― ian, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

eat a tire

― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

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