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STEFAN URQUELLE IS STEVE URKELS ALTER EGO ALSO PORTRAYED BY JALEEL WHITE. WHILE URKEL IS CLUMSY AND UNPOPULAR WITH PEOPLE AROUND HIM, URQUELLE IS POPULAR AND SUAVE, ESPECIALLY WITH WOMEN. STEVE CREATED A TRANSFORMATION CHAMBER WHICH ALLOW HIM TO TURN INTO URQUELLE WHENEVER HE WANT TO. THE CHAMBER RUNS ON LIQUID KNOWN AS "BOSS SAUCE" STEVE MAKES THE TRANSFORMATION TO STEFAN NUMBEROUS TIME MAINLY TO WOO LAURA WINSLOW WHO, AS WITH OTHER WOMEN ENCOUNTERED BY URQUELLE, IS ENAMORED WITH THE PERSONA. HOWEVER HE WAS VERY NARCISSISTIC, COLD-HEARTED, GASTON-ISH AND SHALLOW, WHICH QUICKLY TURN OFF LAURA.

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

GASTON-ISH

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

"boss sauce" eww

― dmr, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

for some reason stefan urquelle has come up at least four times in conversation over the last six months

― strongohulkington, Friday, 16 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you and your friends/associates were talking about silk and decided to try and think of things that were maybe even smoother than it

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buffalorising.com/yum/archives/upload/2006/06/Pilsner%20Urquell%20.jpg

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

my boss just reminded me of Myrtle Urkel.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

wait. not that she reminds me of her, but she brought her up.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

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― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

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this is just funny.

― jessie monster, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

so do you think this was jaleel's idea cuz he was sick of being urkel and wanted to let the ladies know how fly he was in real life?

― artdamages, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

he was tryin to make it with laura (intercourse style) duh

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

he is still flexin his funny-bone to this day

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― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

HE IS NOT IN FACT READY BTW

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

he was tryin to make it with laura (intercourse style) duh

iiiijjjj on Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:48 AM (3 minutes ago)

yeah, on the show.

― artdamages, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

but stefan urquellee didn't make an appearence on family matters until like the 23rd season. i think you'll all agree this was well after the height of ABC's TGIF lineup.

― artdamages, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

you mean to tell me his life circa 1994 hadn't blurred the edges between fantasy and reality what with DAVE KOZ making REAL-LIFE appearances on the show and the urkel character making REAL-LIFE appearances at various malls and state fairs? art damages indeed!

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

i've told this story too many times, but dude went to college w/me and acted like stefan in real life. sleazy e

― jaxon, Friday, 16 March 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

chaki is the Sauce Boss so he might have some answers.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 16 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

iiiiiiiijjjjj i think we could argue about family matters all day long, but i don't want to turn this into a flame war. maybe we should agree to disagree.

― artdamages, Friday, 16 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh that reminds me, anyone have any good new sauces for sauce 10000000 thread?

xpost

― tehresa, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

the thing about Urkel and his creations is, were he real, he would be hailed as an all-time genius!

he solved AI with Urkelbot
http://www.boxsocial.org/daily/urkelbot.jpg

he created an alternate idenity a la Dr Jeckyll/Mr Hyde AND was able to physically isolate him.

he invented a miniaturization device that shrunk him and Carl.

― latebloomer, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

and i'm not sure but wasn't there a time-travel episode?

― latebloomer, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

and let's not forget the full house crossover!

― tehresa, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

don't forget the time where he invented a flying jetpack taking off in an episode of Family Matters and landed in an episode of Step by Step!

― latebloomer, Friday, 16 March 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

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― artdamages, Saturday, 17 March 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh, balki
oh, larry.

sigh.

― tehresa, Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

get those frickin gaylords off this thread QUICKER THAN QUICK

while you're at it tell em to get their own gaylord ass thread

in hell

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

I watched Family Matters religiously in 3rd grade.

Hey guys do you remember the It's a Wonderful Life-style episode where Laura was an Urkel and Steve was a Winslow???

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 March 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE A SPIN-OFF SERIES, CALLED WALDO, SO I COULD WATCH WALDO'S CRAZY ANTICS ALL DAY.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 March 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

Waldo Geraldo Faldo

― latebloomer, Saturday, 17 March 2007 09:41 (eighteen years ago)

curtis otm.

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 17 March 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

The best part about "Family Matters" was how they magically evaporated the other Winslow sibling between seasons!

― HI DERE, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

she went to the floating hole where Tori from Saved by the Bell is kept

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah i totally forgot about that! judy(?) was suddenly vanished and little ricky's part became much more involved!
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― tehresa, Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday afternoon i was at a bar and this random girl spilled mustard all over my sweater. cut to a few minutes later and this soul song came on the jukebox that was in the cosby show. the episode where the kids sing a song and do a dance routine for their parents and lil rudy gets all james brown and emotional (i think someone even puts a cape on her). i asked my friends if any of them knew what i was talking about. no one. so i looked over at the girl that just spilled on me and said "yo, mustard girl! did you ever watch the cosby show?" she said no, so i told her she was racist. she tried to respond by saying she used to watch Family Matters. dumb whore.

the end

― jaxon, Saturday, 17 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha that episode of the cosby show was awesome but i thought olivia was singing? there may have been more than one episode like this though.

― tehresa, Saturday, 17 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

wasn't it a ray charles song they were singing?

― s1ocki, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

how could people not know that episode?? or the cosby show?? (tho it's pretty 80s, it's still classic)
"yeah, well, you love 'family matters'" is a good insult
i prob shouldn't even ask why the girl had enough mustard to get it all over you

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

ps guys keshia knight pulliam is superhot now.

― tehresa, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

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― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 17 March 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

the episode where the kids sing a song

Didn't they do that every season?

― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 18 March 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

ps guys keshia knight pulliam is superhot now.

TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE

― HI DERE, Sunday, 18 March 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

ps guys reginald veljohnson is superhot now.

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 March 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

pls to post pictures as evidence.

― tehresa, Sunday, 18 March 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

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― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 18 March 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

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fuck yeah

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 18 March 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

CARL WINSLOW MYSPACE

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 18 March 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Here in work
Current mood: Niggas be blastin'

Hey kids
I'm just sitting here in work listening to NWA, and I thought I'd let you know what's going on in my life. The other night, I was at a local convience store buying some green tea and I was a couple people back in line. The next guy in line pulls out a gun and threatens to blow the ladie's head off if she doesn't hurry up and give him the money! So needless to say, I took action. I knocked that mother fucker out cold with my tea bottle and looked up at the girl and asked her for a box of Marlboro. I wasn't on the job, so it wasn't my responsibility to clean that shit up. Plus, Harriet's sister was waiting at home for me in this new little thong she bought.

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― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 18 March 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

jaxon: cut to a few minutes later and this soul song came on the jukebox that was in the cosby show.

s1ocki: wasn't it a ray charles song they were singing?

ray charles - Night Time (Is The Right Time)

the whole staircase shebang

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Sunday, 18 March 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

"baby... BABY"

― s1ocki, Sunday, 18 March 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

ever see the cosby where cliff goes and chills downstairs with this other old dude and he has tons of jazz records and they talk about jazz?

― artdamages, Sunday, 18 March 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

im not down w/cosby's crank old man shit these days. i over heard some young republicans on campus praising him a few months ago. lol.

― artdamages, Sunday, 18 March 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

young republicans say the darndest things!

― tehresa, Sunday, 18 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

haha!

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 18 March 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

i wish there was more cosby show on youtube

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 18 March 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72jCpNYpCHk

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Monday, 19 March 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

i can't find the stevie wonder one with "JAMITONAONE" and "i don't know what to say" on synth sample

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Monday, 19 March 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha who can forget the Huxtables' classic jam with Stevie??

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 March 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

lol at Carl Winslow myspace

― HI DERE, Monday, 19 March 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tv.com/family-matters/original-gangsta-dawg/episode/51357/summary.html

Jaleel White dons another persona, that of Urkel's visiting hip-hop cousin, O.G.D. (short for Original Gangsta Dawg), who makes a bad first impression on the Winslows - hitting on Laura, spouting controversial ideas, and influencing 3J in a decidedly negative fashion. Meanwhile, a crooked thug who is owed $4,000 by O.G.D. arrives in town looking to collect on the debt. Singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott has a cameo.

― Lingbert, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

A few years ago, this chick cared for her brother before he died of AIDS. About eight months ago, she started dating an actor who appeared on a popular black sitcom that has since been cancelled. Her family was impressed with him because he was a celebrity. One day, at work, she had a bad headache. That evening, she went out to dinner with the actor. After dinner, they rented a movie and returned to his house. After the movie, before they became intimate, she insisted on protection, he balked, she grabbed her coat, he relented, she stayed, and they proceeded to have sex. Afterwards, she went into his bathroom, her head was still throbbing and she opened his medicine cabinet, looking for aspirin, instead she found AIDS medications (the same her brother took before his death). She angrily confronted the actor, he tried to deny it until she threw the vials in his face. He finally confessed, saying, he probably got infected at one of the downlow parties he attends, he also told her-that he has had the virus for three years and he admitted to having unprotected sex with women and men on a constant basis. She was enraged, not only did he have the virus, he just admitted to spreading it intentionally and he confessed to bi-sexuality. She screamed, 'no wonder you didn't want to wear a condom,' he said, 'Hey, someone gave it to me.' She slapped him and stormed out the door! She got tested and was negative. She wanted to put this incident behind her but she found out, the actor was dating a black female actress. Through mutual friends, she was able to get word to the actress before the actress became intimate with him. Despite calling the Health Department on him, it is rumored the actor is dating an up and coming black female in the entertainment industry on the East Coast.

― and what, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

bravo, urqle

― nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

visiting hip-hop cousin, O.G.D. (short for Original Gangsta Dawg)

― sleep, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

The 3J years are all a druggy haze to me now

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

where's that aids story from

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

I am trying to convince my friend to name his instrumental hip-hop song "Stefan Urquelle."

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

at first I thought that AIDS story was going to be about Myra Monkhouse, but then I remembered she died of stomach cancer (not AIDS).

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

During the early years of the show, Rodney was one of the series' few white recurring characters. He was pals with Eddie; the two were involved in typical teenaged capers.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

During the opening of the Soundgarden "Blackhole Sun" video: "'tis within these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning"

― JW, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Nov. 27, 2006
By Jawn Murray, AOL Black Voices Columnist
Rumor Control

Inside the Buzz
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'Family Matters' star Darius McCrary talks exclusively to the BV Buzz about the internet report that he's suffering with AIDS and also breaks news about his personal life. Plus, Michael Baisden has been missing on the radio and Jawn has the details.

Read Last Week's BV Buzz
Nothing is apparently worse than an ex-lover scorned. Such is the case with actor Darius McCrary, best known as “Eddie Winslow” on the long-running ABC sitcom ‘Family Matters.’ McCrary was the subject of a malicious e-mail circulated by someone who is suspected to be a bitter ex-girlfriend, though McCrary doesn’t even want to make any accusations about the culprit.

The bogus e-mail said the popular actor of had AIDS and created a fictitious scene of how the female making the accusation discovered his illness moments before an unprotected sexual encounter, by going through his medicine cabinet after getting a headache. Unlike recent internet hoaxes that have killed off Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child and actor Kel Mitchell (‘One on One’), accused Jaleel White (‘Family Matters’) of dressing in drag, having Ne-Yo come out the closet, and reporting that pop star Ciara was previously a man; McCrary, unlike the others, has a good idea of who started the false chain mail about him.

“I don’t want to give the person too much energy who did it, but it’s definitely a bunch of bull. It’s totally not true,” McCrary told me via cell phone from Los Angeles late last week. The actor couldn’t imagine how someone could be cruel enough to fabricate such an e-mail and doesn’t believe he’s ever done anything to warrant such backlash. “Only thing I am guilty of is loving ladies! And maybe loving them too good,” offered the Walnut, Calif. native.

McCrary did tell me that the exasperated ex wasn’t his ex-wife, a Las Vegas showgirl named Juliette whom he wed last December and was married to for five weeks. The ‘Something to Sing About’ star said he and Juliette have a great relationship despite being divorced. “Sometimes it just doesn’t work out,” explained the actor. “We’re still good friends and we talk on the regular. That’s my homegirl. Sometimes you’re better suited to be friends with someone than to marry somebody. We’re better friends…we hang out…we kick it.”

The 30-year-old actor, who most recently starred in the NBC series ‘Committed’ and had a recurring role on ‘Girlfriends,’ also broke news that he’s about to be a dad. “I just found out that I have an 18-year contract that will finish being negotiated in the next nine months,” he laughed.

McCrary, who is launching a “top-secret children’s educational program that will help fix illiteracy,” has vowed to remain positive despite the negative attention. “I’m glad to know folks talking bout me ‘cause I thought folks thought I was gone,” he laughed, before adding: “Anybody else got anything they want to start?”

― deej, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

TOP secret? Rly?

― Jordan, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

McCrary [...] has vowed to remain positive

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I've heard some stories about Cosby back in the day. He was a dirty dude.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

We’re still good friends and we talk on the regular. That’s my homegirl. Sometimes you’re better suited to be friends with someone than to marry somebody. We’re better friends…we hang out…we kick it.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

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― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol i laughed so much at that quote i read it aloud to my sister as if i were eddie!
xpost

― tehresa, Thursday, 22 March 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

wehre can I get a sleeveless plaid shirt thing like that

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 March 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

just make your own by cutting off the sleeves of a regular plaid shirt! so hot right now.

― tehresa, Thursday, 22 March 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

where can i get a plaid shirt

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

no offense but i'm kinda disappointed that this revive wasn't amon posting a gif

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:25 (eighteen years ago)

i feel that way about a lot of revives tho

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 07:26 (eighteen years ago)

i really identified with urkel as a kid. i think my problem is that i still do.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

i need to unleash my Stefan Urquelle. or at least my Robo-Urkel.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

:-)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

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