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plz kill me

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago)

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cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:25 (twenty years ago)

i have a story to relate to you jon!

so I woke up a couple hours ago, right? as I was quite parched and my brain felt like it'd been replaced by a cabbage, I decided to drink a bottle of orange powerade I had on my desk.

and then I SAW A HOOK ON THE BOTTLE--

lol just a jk. :[

anyway, as the first gulp was making its way down my gullet, I remembered in a moment of terrifying clarity that i in fact drank this bottle of powerade a week ago, and that i had urinated in it afterwards. 20 minutes of brushing my teeth and a liter of mouthwash later, my mouth now tastes like Peppermint Patty pissed in it!!!!!

\(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:25 (twenty years ago)

my mouth is full of orange boogers and phlegm :(((((

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago)

now i know why all the assholes I live near buy huge Sam's Club things of bottled water with the nipple tips

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago)

whoa I just talked to Russ and he's got a Sparks hangover too.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 4 September 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

OLD ENGLISH GUYS

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 4 September 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

i feel like a zombie.

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

A ZOMBIE!

ps- maura offered me sparks but i was smart enough to decline.

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I have a beer / white wine / whiskey and soda / valium / god knows what else hangover.

Reed Moore (diamond), Saturday, 4 September 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, White Castle too

Reed Moore (diamond), Saturday, 4 September 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)


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