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I WISH SHE WAS MY GIRL FRIEND EPISODE II

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yesterday I WAS WALKING TO UNLOCK MY BIKE AND TALKING TO IAN JOHNSON ON TEH CELLY ABOUT BEAUTIFUL HIPPIE GIRL WHO I MET. SOMEONE SHOUTED TO ME FROM A BALCONY

IT WAS HER!!! OMG WTF SHE WAS AUDITIONING FOR A PLAY!!! SHE WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME AND INVITED ME TO A PARTY AT THE HIPPIE HOUSE YAAAAY

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm, between this and your Phish thread...

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, I'm sort of new here, but aren't hippies supposed to be "so not noise"?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

NO REALLY BEST WISHES J-DUBZ

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 4 September 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

corny indie fucks are so not noise!!@!@!@!@!@!!

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

d00d!! I went to party thrown by an old neighbor / high school acquaintance that I hadn't seen in over a dozen years. She was looking fine!! I kinda wish she was my girlfriend. I always did have the hots for her. only problem is, turns out that during the intervening 12 years she was in an EMO BAND. with some dudes from H0t W@t3r Mus1c. can you believe that shit? I hate emo.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Saturday, 4 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

what happened at the party jon plztlluznw

― brock (brock), Sunday, 5 September 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a girlfriend!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooooooo!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 5 September 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

OOOOOOOOOO. Joel and Lauren get to meet her today omgwtf! i hope she's noise enough.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SHE KEPT ON TOUCHING MY SHOULDER BUT WE DIDN'T TALK MUCH I WAS REALLY MESSED UP TEH PILLZ AND TEH SPARKS

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

STICK IT IN HER

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it the season for noize board luv?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

SHE HAS HUGE GAZONGAS

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Sunday, 5 September 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Cing on Gs

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

omg ian your ladyfriend is teh cuuuuuute! she gave me a kinder hippo. how can i not LOVE her?

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

SHE SNUGGLED WITH ME WHEN WE WERE TRIPPING SORT OF I WAS A CREEPY

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hi dere jw

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

INVITE HER OVER FOR HUMMUS ON PITA BREAD.
TAKE HER TO THE ZOO THEY LIKE THAT SHIT.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i am emo. ugh.

i am destined to be a hermit, why do i try to think otherwise?

i drank one sparks tonight (in cab on way to vietnamese restaurant). i have not called the object of my affections (aka LONG GAME) since friday. so after dinner, i met 2 of my friends at a super dive bar in the tenderloin and waliking in, there she was, a different girl whom i was dating about 4-6 weeks ago, with a friend who is maybe cuter than her! after about 3 beers, i mustered the courage to go take her away from her friend and talk to her and she was talking to me about baseball of all things (she is from PROVIDENCE = REDSOX fan) and all i was talking to her about is art (she is AN ARTISTE)... oh wellz. who knows who anybody is really. emo blah blah.... is there a barn you can take me out behind?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 6 September 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no LONG GAMES!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 6 September 2004 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

DAN DID YOU CALL ME LAST NIGHT?

I WAS AT THESE KIDS APARTMENT BLASTING FLACCID MOTHRA'S PIMPLE

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ran into her today at the coffee shop talking about the cosmic significance of both of us dropping the shrooms last night, she looked lovely.... dreamy eyes.....

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"cosmic significance"

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i am going to ask her for greek food under a beautiful bridge in the park

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
UH I FOUND OUT THAT MY FRIEND TOLD HER THAT SHE CALLED THE HIPPIE ON MY BEHALF


SO BUSTED

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Monday, 4 October 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

your hand has been forced.

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
SHE WAS LAME

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
so long

― roc u like a ยง (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i spend a lot of time wishing she was my girlfriend

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

the 'she' rotates though, like dr who

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

u r so nostalgic today

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

, jon

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

the 'she' rotates though, like dr who

-- and what (an...), September 27th, 2006. (ooo) (later) (link) (admin)

otfm

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

she's well read with a keen sense of humor, the girl...

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

i wish she was my girl fren

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

Is there an equiv boyfiend thread? My life is closure-free.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

it's mostly clogged up with my faggotry, but yes:

I WISH HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Oh right, it's mostly about Mike Patton, old gotterdammerung guts.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)


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