noxious miasma: a thread for your farts

My personal most fart-inducing food possible, beyond the fart-to-food ratio of even White Castle by at least 200%:

http://www.justhungry.com/images/ceci1.jpg

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, but i had the three things in my first post in a sandwich last night and the hummus couldn't have helped any

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think hummus causes the fart so much as it makes it reek

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

chickpeas = hummus = windy-poos

pulses have the technology

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fas.org/irp/mystery/aurora.htm

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

ts: natural gas vs. wind farming

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

kimchee.

― lauren, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

better get it outta yer system before tonight, andrew. :\

― ian, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.addictinggames.com/hidethefart.html

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, kimchee ftw

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

that game is hilarious

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

Left arrow + Spacebar for kim chee fart

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

cabbage, kids...cabbage

― bb, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

this is all making me laugh way too much

but:
tempeh nooooo
fake meat made with gluten noooo
brocoli, too much cabbage
too much hummus too fast

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha that game

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry ian, i think all the boca farts are done by now

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

argh, tempeh is almost as bad as kimchee.

― lauren, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zianet.com/spencer/narragansett706.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/95/d1/e6a0_1.JPG

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

My dad still thinks singing "did you have to...did you have to pull my finger" to that song is hilarious. He's kind of OTM.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

noxious marissa

― and what, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

actually i have never had horrible fart reactions to tempeh!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

frogm@n henry to thread

― am0n, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

10780 in the fart game...now i need to close that window forever

― bb, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was done, but NO

GOD JESUS PLZ TO MAKE FARTING STOP, I AM UPSETTING MY COWORKERS

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

i am eating all veg this week

poot poot

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

something crazy is going on with my butt today

mexican beers + pizza?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that should produce something akin to burning hair IMLE

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

GOD JESUS PLZ TO MAKE FARTING STOP, I AM UPSETTING MY COWORKERS

Is there maybe a specific Catholic saint one is supposed to appeal to in this?

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

saint elmo (aka erasmus) is one of several sainst invoked against stomach pains, it seems? huh. also, saint charles borromeo.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

St. Charles Borborygmus

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2007/05/yolas%20cafe%20new%20york.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

~~dryer sheets~~ FART FILTERS - 2 for $.75!!!!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.aeb.org/Recipes/AppetizersSnacks/EVER-SO-EASYDEVILEDEGGS_files/ever-so-easy-deviled-eggs.jpg
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTHHHHHBBBBBTTTTT

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

oof

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is wrong with me lately

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

i scroll read this really fast as:

i am eating all veg this week

til i poop

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

There are nights when my wife really, really hates me.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

STORM'S A COMIN

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

THROWIN ROCKS TONIGHT

http://www.geocities.com/porcelain72/buscemi3.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

I just farted so loud the fart I farted could be used in a movie

― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

uh oh I'm having a fartasy

― harbl, Monday, 9 November 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

...... uh oh

― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

for dinner last night my bf & i both ate huge salads topped with heaps of roasted garlic

for the past 6 hours, we've both had incessant waves of garlic farts

― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

the phrase "shit lasagna" has been uttered

it's bad

― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Q:What were you cooking this morning?
A:Nothing.
Q:No. You were cooking something this morning. What were you doing in the kitchen?
A:(shamefully) I had gas.
Q:I couldn't have smelled your gas all the way up here.
A:(stares into space)
Q:I need to know what that burning smell was.
A:I'm telling you.
Q:What did you cook?
A:The only thing I made was a cup of coffee.
Q:Did you cook it on the stove.
A: No! I'm telling you. I had bad gas.
Q:Something smelled awful. I could barely breathe
A: I had to open the doors and windows. I almost died. I'm sorry.
Q: Are you sure something isn't smoldering in the walls?
A: (stares into space)
A: fuck you.

― centipede burt s (how's life), Sunday, 9 September 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://kitannika.com/wordpress3/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tire_fire.jpg

― how's life, Saturday, 31 May 2014 11:39 (ten years ago)

Ich farht auf der Zug.

― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:24 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

"Best not to chase two 7 Layer Burritos with a bowl of granola and a couple few beers" is advice I would travel back in time to give myself yesterday.

― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 14:08 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

reasonably certain I just now set a personal best for utter horror in this field

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:59 (ten years ago)

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