MULTI GREEN KOMBUCHA

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My insides look like this right now. So lush and swampy!

related: master cleanse for bloated addicts

JW, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha

Kombucha the baddest tea ever!!!!is the Western name for sweetened tea or tisane that has been fermented by a macroscopic solid mass of microorganisms called a "kombucha colony," usually consisting principally of Bacterium xylinum and yeast cultures.

JW, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

pete smith to thread.

ian, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

300: PRINT "HOT GATES";
310: GOTO 300;

-- strgn, Saturday, March 10, 2007 10:31 PM (4 weeks ago)

JW, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

i was thinking about kombucha yesterday
they are weird. do you have one in a giant vat??

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

what is this tea about? i grabbed one at the peruvian bodega and was astonished it was $4.50. I put it back and the dude was like "why did you pick it up if you had no clue how much it was?" i was like "because everything else in there is $1-2." he got mad I didn't buy it because they sell it down the street for $5.00 and i said i didn't need to be healthy that badly.

Yerac, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

i bought one, but couldn't handle the taste. i'll get my fermentation from kimchee.

ps - c, i saw dr. k this morning.

lauren, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

i am addicted to this. my gf makes tons of it.

artdamages, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

i would consume only food that was fermented if it was practical. i made my own kimchi last year. THAT IS NOISE PEOPLE.

artdamages, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

guys i just burped and it smelled like pond water mixed with bean dip.


I FEEL SO ALIVE

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drinksmediawire.com/upload/images/cdp/grand/BIONADE-HD.jpg

^ kombucha lemonade

fies, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

i still haven't pooed

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok more kombucha :/

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

cocaine-encrusted prunes

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

plain yogurt's active cultures are much better for you.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

xpost!

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stephaniegladden.com/images/cool/CScerealRaisinHokey02.jpg

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

plain yogurt's active cultures are much better for you.


I had some this morning

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.clearwisdom.net/emh/article_images/2006-5-15-greetings5049-32.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

okay yeah i'm gonna have to just go with plain yogurt as i like it and it is not crazy alien-looking 'good bacteria' growth in a vat of tea

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

does kombucha give you swastika shaped poo in pog form??

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

does kombucha give you swastika shaped poo in pog form??


http://www.burncopy.com/pogs/

second row

JW, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

or so

JW, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

whoa. digital pogs!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

yr pog is hypnotizing

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

NSFW

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original source material for quartz composer patch

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

The popular alternative metal band System of a Down references Kombucha in the song "Sugar" on their self-titled album. Lead vocalist Serj Tankian screams, "The Kombucha Mushroom people sitting around all day."

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i love kombucha, esp the kind with fresh ginger in it. i think i'll go get some now in fact

daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

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wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

^ WS

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

how did i miss this until now?

i like gingerade and mystic mango best, with gingerberry and cosmic cranberry close behind

69, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

I tried it today for the first time. I think I'm a believer! Made my hangover go away!!

Magic elixir!

Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

My teacher made some for me...Not terrible, but it tasted like vinegar at times.

Tape Store, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

The popular alternative metal band System of a Down references Kombucha in the song "Sugar" on their self-titled album. Lead vocalist Serj Tankian screams, "The Kombucha Mushroom people sitting around all day."

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:18 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

HI JON I READ WIKIPEADIA 2

Stormy Davis, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

yum num om nom gurgle gurgle sip sip ahhhhhhhhhhh

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

was scared of this for a long time but i actually really like the flavor

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

nothing is better than the first sipsies of a gingerade bloomin in yr face

69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

i can fuck w multigreen too

69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

the tiny little "magic kombucha" bottles are bullshit

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

i havent tried anything but GTznutz

69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

im thinkin of goin homegrown when i hit cali

69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

isn't that a good way 2 get sick

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

but at least if i do get sick ill be able to afford medicine cause i wont be droppin four bucks a bottle

69, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

my Kombucha died :(

it'd been brewing stronger & stronger for 8 months, then in december one brew came out weaker, and the next one after that, the culture was no longer floating on the surface, sinking dying

so I called the friends I'd given my Kombucha babies out to, to see if I could get one in return, and all three of them had the same story. none of us keep our kitchens heated and it's been a very very cold winter, is the theory, but now we are without our cultures

Milton Parker, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

RIP baby kombuchas

tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

kombuchi?

tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

kombuchacaust

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

is baby kombucha kombuchina?

tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

pete you are really going to Cali? also, how do I shot gingerade in this town? whole foods near my work used to have it but always seems to be sold out while all the other flavors are still there.

daria-g, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

yeah dude oct1

places i cop:
- whole foods (they just had a sale on it last week, shelves should be replenished this wkd)
- yes! organic market (adams morg/clev pk)
- daily market (CT and K)
- java green (19th and K)
- umd coop
- tp/ss coop

69, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

RETURN OF THE KOMBUCHA GLUG GLUG

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

coffeeshop in town carries some brand of this stuff now!

mh, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

the goji berry one is good and was only ("only") $3.89

get bent, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

but i also had some blueberry goat milk yogurt along with it so now i am SUPER HEALTHY

get bent, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

hallo I would like some kombucha babies plz

Dan I., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

what brand is that?

69, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

high country

http://www.hckombu.com/products.html

get bent, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

69 how does your kombucha grow?

tehresa, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

in his mouf with aplomb

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

oh you said grow

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

BAD KARMA TO SELL THESE SHITS?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/for/625511176.html

sanskrit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i feel like it should be like sourdough starter - sharing is caring.

tehresa, Thursday, 3 April 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

i had mono all march, so i didnt get started yet :(

69, Thursday, 3 April 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

ooh kissing girls!

sanskrit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

chat with MD bud echoing statements above:

[15:04] vc: you want salt and simple sugars
[15:04] vc: then yogurt
[15:04] vc: you need to start replacing the flora
[15:05] vc: you need something that has l. bacillus
[15:05] vc: and acidophillus
[15:06] SS: what about kombucha
[15:06] vc: i don't dislike kombucha
[15:06] vc: but i think the craze over it is a crock of shit

Steve Shasta, Monday, 28 July 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

where did your gut flora go?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 July 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

i killed all of mine about 2 years ago (to prep for having a big piece of my large intestine removed) and i still don't feel right.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 July 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

do you eat yogurt?

Steve Shasta, Monday, 28 July 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

not enough, apparently

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

mission: eradicate fungus underway

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 23 October 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i just belched gingerade kombucha and it tasted like a big carrot

69, Monday, 10 November 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

gingerade kombucha = the real reason I am moving to america

Spritz con Bitter (Ed), Monday, 10 November 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://culiblog.org/2008/12/michel-blazys-microbial-art/

mh, Thursday, 18 December 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Whole Foods says adios to Kombucha:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/06/17/food/d153303D80.DTL&type=food

RIP $4 questionable health beverage

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 19 June 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

I went to buy a kombucha yesterday at whole foods and there wasn't any and I asked them why and they told me so I attempted to throw myself in front of an oncoming car

give me back my kombucha damn you all

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 19 June 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

Local overpriced upscale grocery has lots of kombucha brands still. I want one right about now.

postmodern infidel(ity) (mh), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

It's not hard to make.If you don't think the health benefits are worth $4/tiny bottle (they aren't) you can make it and check the potential benefits for free. I have plenty of mothers to give away but I make mine in gallon jars so the girls have a large surface area. Takes a while to get the hang of it-vinegary home kombucha is dud. I'm still alive 2.5 years after doc expected me to croak so kombucha and NN diet get a big a+ from me. Also weed. Also neti. 3/3 for this board apparently.

soviet, Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

what about cycling???????????

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

you're sweet for asking but this isn't the cycling board.

soviet, Monday, 21 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

i've had great success making kombucha (it's easy), and i think it tastes better than GT's. if anyone in nyc wants a mother i can give you one.

mizzell, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

It's not hard to make.If you don't think the health benefits are worth $4/tiny bottle (they aren't) you can make it and check the potential benefits for free. I have plenty of mothers to give away but I make mine in gallon jars so the girls have a large surface area. Takes a while to get the hang of it-vinegary home kombucha is dud. I'm still alive 2.5 years after doc expected me to croak so kombucha and NN diet get a big a+ from me. Also weed. Also neti. 3/3 for this board apparently.

man this post just made me really happy!

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

speaking of wings i am late to the party but my hungover self bought some overpriced organic chicken wings and assorted marbled cheeses at whole foods this morning JUST TO GET A $3 GINGERADE. of course i am late to the party (do keep up) so i was cursing at the pee water coco vita replacement. the hirsute cashier informed me that the FDA has banned all kombucha sales because they weren't able to control alcohol levels in it.

i'm relieved to see Synergy's business model isn't completely dead in the water, but i'm not paying $7 at a bodega.

sanskrit, Monday, 19 July 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

Williams-Sonoma Kombucha Kit

we've crossed something in society

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

kit includes only stupid fruit flavors, no unflavored tea version or MULTI GREEN

mh, Monday, 19 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

itt drinking garbage

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

going to start a kombucha lab this weekend, here's to hoping I don't blow anything up

mh, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

I am now hooked on this. It's a big city drink though. Not available in small towns. Tried Synergy and Buddah's Brew and love it! LOVE IT!

*tera, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 06:25 (twelve years ago)

However, started to feel mildly sicky and felt grumpy in a weird way today. Read about detoxing etc and figured I had some of that going on since I juice too.

*tera, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 06:26 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

bilberry flav is rly good ... i bought it as a wild impulse, i am v surprised. it is multigreenesque !

schlump, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)

i rly wd appreciate some guidance on what else is good since it is such a Flavor Universe now. i had hibiscus ginger which is only okay. also i went to SF & saw a double-size bottle of gingerade. very powerful scene.

schlump, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:10 (nine years ago)

all the supermarkets here are at war & it has pushed the price of supermarket-provenance-GTS down to a citywide $3. wonderful. just a great time to be alive.

schlump, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:11 (nine years ago)

i also read this
http://www.inc.com/magazine/201503/tom-foster/the-king-of-kombucha.html
sort of expecting the guy to be unbearable but eventually feeling moved to write a long whitmanesque cycle of poems in his honour. he is like a kind of 21c johnny appleseed character almost. a new age fermentation-centric john henry.

schlump, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

i also saw a v g william leavitt film where one of the characters is describing a sports drink with kombucha in, & another character says, kombucha?, as in like [that fermented drink ???], & the guy says, yes!,

it's slime energy!

so now i think of kombucha as slime energy

schlump, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 23:14 (nine years ago)

had some brand called "rise" in canada that was good

had some kombucha from a place that had it on tap because it seemed like a thing that should be done for the experience

mh, Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

no joke my office has rise on tap 24/7

a simba man (Will M.), Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:14 (nine years ago)

your intestinal well-being is important

see how many gallons you have to drink to get a buzz off the residual alcohol content

mh, Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:39 (nine years ago)

wait the guy's name is three first names in a row

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 July 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)

his parents were into lotus position sex and had a spiritual advisor and couldn't come up with something better than george thomas dave? very fishy

El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 July 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)

not comfortable w the distortion involved in 'three first names in a row', this not crazy compared to the norm of ... two first names in a row; it is the first name as a last name that is the punctum here. but also-

i gt dave is cool
ii if one were to look for weirdnesses abt him i feel like there is richer terrain, cf the artice describing his appearance as somewhat 'photoshopped'

schlump, Thursday, 14 July 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)

Health-Ade's Cayenne Cleanse, wow

El Tomboto, Sunday, 24 July 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)


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