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Sunday morning I'm waking up
Can't even focus on a coffee cup
Don't even know who's bed I'm in
Where do I start
Where do I begin

Poll Results

Option	Votes
No way!!!!	2
I'd like to but ha!	1
I am and I like it	1
I am and I hate it!	0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

Don't even know who's bed I'm in

i hate this sensation and yet totally miss it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

worst is when bed is a HIGH loft or strange roommate comes into yell at whoever you bedded

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

but is there anything better than rolling over, seeing who's next to you and being mildly pleased with yourself because prior to that you were reviewing all the worst case scenarios and planning out your ritual suicide?

damn that's a relief.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

worser = waking up covered in blood

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

well, if you're on your period that can happen sometimes, jon.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Mmm nothing like that early mornin' menses

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://populationpaste.com/img/2006/04/bloodart/bloodcup.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

ONLY PERSON @ OFFICE DUDES

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

STILL the only person at the office, and I got here at 6:30.

At around 6:45, I went downstairs to get some coffee - we're out at the office - and I see a dude from the office down the hall walking into the lobby in his bare feet with his dog. Its fucking Monday.

Apparently - I didn't ask, he was forthcoming - he slept at the office yesterday. This statement was backed up by my walking in on him changing in the bathroom down the hall 10 min. ago. Like, bare-assed naked changing in the bathroom. WTF??? Don't you have an office that you slept in? Can't you change there? Do I REALLY need to see some middle-aged dude with smoker tan and grossly distended belly (read: ALCOHOL) NAKED at 7am?

FUCK. My day is going to be a GREAT one.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 15 September 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

As a clarifier - he does not work in my office. He is not a coworker, so awkwardness will be minimized w/r/t him.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 15 September 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

First in the kitchen. Kitchens are very unsettling when the hood vents and lights and ovens etc are off.

― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

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