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― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tartingitup.com/photos/uncategorized/fiveguysburger.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

oh man maybe i will try five guys for lunch at work today and then document my bloated fat ass as it goes through the five stages of five guys this afternoon

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

they just opened one right by our house, up connecticut from the circle

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

that burger looks good but maybe seven or so bites would be enough.

― Tim Ellison, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

that is about how many it takes for me to finish one

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

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― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

haha amon

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

i have had two $5 five guys gift certificates on my desk for two months now. RESIST TEMPTATION.

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

i went there yesterday. their food goes right through me ugh D:

the other time i ate there was after drinking one night and i felt like that dog looks

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

is there a wiki for food?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

should I get pastrami with brie or steakumms with provo today

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

pastrami

no brie

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

OK I will substitute another kind of a cheese and report back

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

is this a DC thread?

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

every thread is a dc thread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

where am i

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

pastrami + swiss with lettuce tomato hot peppers and bean sprouts was profoundly over-tomatofied, red juice all over my bun

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

other than that perfectly enjoyable

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

red juice all over my bun

is this how you talk on dc threads

― cutty, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

lemme post the thread title again for the dc dummies:

Five Guys

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

(sorry)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/192375855_f1c8e8a053.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

why do they even have two sizes of fries? the small is a lunch bag full of fries. is the large where they pour fries down your shirt and stuff your pockets

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

the large they deliver to your house with a backhoe.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

wow that looks a lot like the one on H st but the corkboard for random I CAN HAS BACONS messages from tourists is in the wrong place

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

I used to warn people to never get the large fries unless they were in a group of five and only one person ordered it but now that I no longer have the opportunity to send FG virgins down the street I sort of regret that advice

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

dud: peanut shells completely covering the floor by 11:45 every day

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i never even mess with the peanuts

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

i still have no good idea as to what pastrami is, despite having lived for 2 months w/ 3 complete & total stoners & worked in a sandwich shop for another month that was entirely populated & run by stoners. i guess maybe i just never worked up the courage to ask.

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i like how they keep their stock in the dining area so your sitting next to sacks of potatos and vats of peanut oil

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

when the schef was a kid she used to think pastrami came from its own particular animal, like somewhere there were herds of pastramis getting fattened up

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

somewhere on the way from DC to Hot Springs VA there is a five guys built in an old silver diner-type structure which is infested with flies, that was my first clue that their franchising might be proceeding a little too quickly

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

i like how five guys tells you where your potatoes that day are from

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

the sheer number of locations in virginia alone, knowing that there were all of about six total three years ago, is basically terrifying

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

five guys is the Checkers for the 21st century

you know what we really need is more SONICS

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

bullshit TOMBOT. Five Guys is quality.

what you need TOMBOT are some TATER TOTS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

i've seen so many SONIC ads but have never laid eyes on an actual SONIC restaurant

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

sonic needs to get their marketing department to stop wasting money

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

when the schef was a kid she used to think pastrami came from its own particular animal, like somewhere there were herds of pastramis getting fattened up

don't tell ppl this u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

also five guys is basically impossible to eat, 8080 about the concept of large fries there, i mean the small size is an entire giant brown paper bag full of nothing but fries. it's like 3 lbs of fries. why would you order a large, ever, unless you are trying to feed a small country?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

elmo 4 real?? they have decent burgers but their boston cream shakes taste exactly like toothpaste.

btw tater tots are excellent with mayo

― deeznuts, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

fraternities xpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

i've seen so many SONIC ads but have never laid eyes on an actual SONIC restaurant

yep - the closest one to me is about 90 minutes away.

― David R., Monday, 7 May 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

pastrami + swiss with lettuce tomato hot peppers and bean sprouts

i'm weeping to think of pastrami treated like this. bean sprouts!

― lauren, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

If you ever go to SONIC remember to order the Ocean Water.
Trust me on this one...

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sonicdrivein.com/images/menu_catFountainFavorites.jpg;jsessionid=968A4E36C49612DC0760B507E39A639A
(it's the blue one.)

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

no i only get the cherry limeade

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 7 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

lauren otm

― strongohulkington, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

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i don't think i could ever eat 5 guys on lunch break -- definitely need to lay on a couch for a half hour at minimum after eating 5 guys

― jrue (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

kiss my ass, "Bro" - xp

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

Sup Bro.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

what people don't get about in-n-out is that nobody in california actually believes that this is the best hamburger in the world, but it's $2 for a hamburger that is great, omnipresent, and has v. quality ingredients.

I live on the cote est now and go to five guys once in a while cause there's one near my work. I like the fries and the peanuts and it's not bad but once you're paying that much for a meal you might as well spend the extra few bucks and go to a sit down place.

― iatee, Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think i could ever eat 5 guys on lunch break -- definitely need to lay on a couch for a half hour at minimum after eating 5 guys

― jrue (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 28, 2010 12:12 AM (9 minutes ago)

this is otm but i still do it way too much - got one right around the corner from one of my jobs

― avoyoungdro's number (k3vin k.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

the quality of the beef is my major uh... uh issue. if you prefer 5 Guys beef, you honestly have no idea what you're putting in your mouth. i will cook you a rancid ass mule burger whenever you want and then throw hella bacon and mustard on that garbage and you might love my burger more.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

first had 5 guys in an airport somewhere lol. NY? DC? got a small burger, which seemed like a pretty ordinary burger joint burger, but better than most, and super cheap for airport food. like normal burger price, 3 or 4 bucks. it did not seem massive or physically debilitating. it was just a burger. actually i've only had 5 guys in airports lol, and only twice. ten guys.

now they have one in seattle, which seems incorrect. plus it is way out in northgate, stuck in the side of a movie theater, three or four parking lots away from anywhere you'd want to be. it makes me sad because i feel that it is lost and needs to be taken home.

― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

first time i had 5 guys was in DC airport terminal

― sour posse (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:05 (fourteen years ago)

insert gay jokes here

― WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:44 (fourteen years ago)

may ethan rest in peace

― sour posse (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:52 (fourteen years ago)

were you stuffed?

― dayo, Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan S. is Larry Craig and I claim my $10.

― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

$10, that's almost enough for an order of fries

― iatee, Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

ban iatee?

― am0n, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

from five guys webby:

Regular Fries
Cost: $2.69

― am0n, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

how much for Rancid Ass Mule Burger with Hella Mustard

― dmr, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

dunno i don't eat @ Shasta's!

― natty thread lock (am0n), Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://boraxminers.com/shastas.jpg

― fakey (buzza), Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.healthyshasta.org/images/img_logo.jpg

― natty thread lock (am0n), Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

Greasy-ass overcooked/charred mule rancidity

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

anyone been to a Smashburger ?

― Aerosol, Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

wsb

― Aerosol, Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

today will be my first five guys. will report back later. if i make it

― jaxon, Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

i still don't really like this place but i get the worst cravings for it.

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

five guys is great, granted each meal is like 3000 calories and the equivalent of 1 days worth of fat intake. giddy up heart explosions.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

it was ok. kinda just like a good burger stand. nothing special. way too many fries. and why is a regular 2 patties and a small only 1?

― jaxon, Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

you're saying a small should be one and a half?

― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe one should be reg and two should be large

― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

Better yet call the single patty a grande and the double a venti

― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxxxxxp smashburger is amazing! i'm in denver and their colorado-burger is one of the best things i've had at a burger place, so good. gotta go back there sometime soon

― sleepingbag, Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

smashburger rules over five guys

― corned beef swag (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

yo is it true five guys got sonned by a smashburger over an ilx beef

― swagl (dayo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

would smashburger

― corned beef swag (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 November 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

both five guys that opened near my office in the last year or so have closed.

― mizzell, Friday, 20 January 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

mine is down to just two guys

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

ha!

five guys' burgers are pretty good! all the employees at the one here are asshole teenage idiots though.

― NZA, Friday, 20 January 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

otm and otm

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

huh, the dudes who work at my local 5 guys have to be the cheeriest group of fast food employees i have ever seen. not even to the customers, just to each other. looks like they're having a party back there at the grill.

― tylerw, Friday, 20 January 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

have you been to in n out? cause those people are cult-level nice and cheery

― mizzell, Friday, 20 January 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

feel like five guys has been expanding too aggressively

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

I want to walk into one and say hey guy, slow down

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

hey guy

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i've been to in n out, but in n out is usually so busy when i'm there that they're doing more work than being smiley.

― tylerw, Friday, 20 January 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

2 five guys in my metro area are always packed

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

there are people in my office that eat at 5 guys like three times a week! can't understand why they all aren't double obese.i have to plan months in advance with two a days at the gym before I can even eat there.

― Aerosol, Friday, 20 January 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

well, with adequate exercise, an average-ish guy can take in more than 2500 calories a day and stay balanced. i doubt a 5 burger tops that, even with fries and a coke.

not that i'm anyone's role model when it comes to such things...

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 20 January 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

both five guys that opened near my office in the last year or so have closed.

― mizzell, Friday, January 20, 2012 1:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where was that? the only 5 Guys i've ever seen close was the one near my old workplace in midtown Baltimore that's just in kind of a sad no man's land where few things thrive so i tended to blame the location

― @51TimesNo (some dude), Saturday, 21 January 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

― Aerosol, Friday, January 20, 2012 4:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is so otm. sometimes i consider going to five guys but i'm like "no, you didn't work out yesterday, you won't be able to tomorrow, also you want to drink beers later"

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 21 January 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/T7g8t0t.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

yes

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

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