Poll: Ten Crack Commandments

OBIE TRICE

#4

#6

#4

hell I'll take the steak and BJ

Filet and C on Ts is nice and all, but of the commandments, gotta go with #7

hi guyze! i'm not sure how to log in this. what is my name?

oh, i'm not harbl UGH

how do i get my name back i'm caitlin oh no

i quit

yr harbl now

ok, hi i'm harbl

well i voted for 3 because it is also in the other 10 commandments

jess harbl?

i chose #7 because i was almost removed from the stage during my high school graduation when i told my class that "money and blood don't mix like two BLANKS with no BLANKS find yourself in serious BLANK" during my speech. i was allowed to go on. you cant stop the truth.

did you say 'blanks' or 'dicks' 'chick' and 'shit'

no originally i wanted to say dicks chick and shit but the principal read the speech beforehand and asked me to remove all biggie lyrics. so by way of compromise i read the lyrics but replaced the curse words with "blank"--i.e. "Spit your game, talk your blank, grab your gat, call your clique, squeeze your clip, hit the right one"

i received a very stern talking-to later.

HI HARBL

am0n, i've missed you

My commencement speaker talked about a riot at the first performance of the Rites of Spring or something. For 20 minutes.

Hardcore High

it was once said by a man who couldn't quit
Dope man please can I have another hit
The dope man said cluck I don't give a shit
If your girl kneels down and sucks my dick
It all happened and the guy tried to choke her
Nigga livin in cash selling to smokers
That's the way goes that's the name of the game
Young brotha gettin over by slangin cane
Gold around his neck 14 k heavy
Bitches on his dick 24-7 plus he's makin
Money keepin tha base heads waiting
Rollin 6.4. wit tha fresh ass daytons
Livin in Compton, Cailfona CA
His uzi up yo ass if he don't get paid
Nigga begging for credit he's knockin out teeth
Clockin much dollars on tha 1st and 15th
Big wad of money nuttin less than a twenty
Yo you want a five-oh the dope man gots plenty
To be a dope man boy you must qualify
Don't get high off your own supply
From a kid to a G it's all about money
10 peace base pipe comes free
If people out there are not hip 2 tha fact
If you see some one gettin money 4 crack he's
the dope man dope man
hey man give me a hit
dope man dope man
hey yo fuck that shit
dope man dope man
we just can't quit
dope man dope man
well suck this bitch

wait a minute who tha fuck are you talkin 2 do u know who i am
i can't believe this this bitch iz tryin 2 gank me
i'll slap you up side yo head wit 9 inches of limp dick

you need a nigga wit money so u get a dope man
juice that fool 4 has much as u can
she likes his car and he gets wit her
got a black eye cuz tha dope man hit her
let that slide and u pay it no mind
find he's slapping u all tha time
that's ok cuz he'z rich and u ain't
nuttin but tha dope man'z bitch do what he say and
u keep yo mouth shut popin that trash
might get you fucked up you'll sit and cry
if tha dope man strikes you he don't give a fuck
he gots 2 just like you
There's a another girl in tha dopeman's life
Not quite a bitch but far from a wife
shes called strawberry and everybody know
strawberry strawberry iz tha neighborhood hoe
do any thing for a hit are 2 give tha bitch a rock
and she will fuck your hole damn crew
it might be yo wife and it might make u sick
come home and see her mouth on tha dopeman's dick
strawberry just look around you'll see her
But don't fuck around she'll give you gonnorhea
if people out there ain't hip to the fact
strawberry iz a girl selling pussy 4 crack
dope man dope man
hey man give me a hit
dope man dope man
hey yo man fuck that shit
dope man dope man
in yo face
hey yo dre bring in tha bass

hey mr dope man you think
your slick you sold crack 2 my sister and now shes sick but if she
happens 2 die becuzz
of yo drug i'm puttin in yo culo a 38 slug

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right