La Taqueria... wtf?!

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Why am I paying a dollar extra to not have beans?
Why are your burritos hit with a shrink ray to make them 75% smaller than a standard issue mission burrito (SIMB)?
Why are your chairs tiny thatched stools?
Why are chips $1.30?
Where is the rojo salsa?
Why does the carne asada smell/taste so good I order/eat/leave semi-satisfied but wondering what could have been???

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

I want to make a MIRV of SIMB

Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

B-b-b-bbut Rachel's Special!

Laurel, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

that should be 25% smaller than SIMB, 75% smaller would be a burritoito

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

the only thing worthwhile is the carne asada.

but don't get a burrito, get tacos or a dinner plate.

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

is that a non-menu item because their signs indicate they only serve 3 items plus assorted beveragery.

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

are you for real?

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

YES STEVEN I'M FOR REAL.

The menu shows TACOS BURRITOS QUESADILLAS (Backlight not on, makes availability of item seem questionable) and then VARIOUS DRINKS.

The whole place is kind of weird to me. They are the lone wolf of the mission taqueria industrial complex. I don't think anything good has come of it except for amazing meat flavors but whatevs.

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

dude. here's what you order next time, no joke. one carnitas taco. one veggie taco. they fry the first tortilla and stick it to the second tortilla w/cheese on the veggie tacos. you put a lot of the green sauce they leave on the tables on the tacos. order one of the frescas. you're set. if you hate this, you hate life.

jaxon, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh, if you don't eat pork, substitute carne asada for the carnitas

jaxon, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

OR
get 2 carne asada tacos
eat them

THE END

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha la taqueria hidden menu, can i order my chips ANIMAL STYLE?

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

THERE IS NO HIDDEN MENU. BRING GLASSES OLD MAN

jaxon, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/5A7eaAZxn-FipImVXuwbQg/l

this is only half the menu. doesn't show the quesadillas and drinks.

jaxon, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/uuabw065d.gif

Jordan, Thursday, 31 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

ha there is 2 different la taquerias s beeing discussed here

jhøshea, Thursday, 31 May 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

MYABE THE HIDDEN MENU IS INSIDE -ALL- OF US

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 31 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

nice to see a non new york thread

sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

taco trucks ftw

elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

This is an xcellent ques, but WHERE IS MY SF VISIT THREAD???

Dr Morbius, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

look down a few. it's there!

tehresa, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

DR. MORBIUS returns to SAN FRANCISCO, May 31-June 4

tehresa, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

We have an LA Taq too and I like their burritos very much -- plus they are the size of children's heads, basically.

Laurel, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

their pablano burrito is good

jhøshea, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)


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