My name is Berry Laverra

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Let me back up a little. My name is Berry Laverra, and I used Promicin a few weeks ago. Many people have tons of different reasons for taking the shot. I saw Promicin as both a gift and a challenge to the world: a gift in that we are granted these wonderful abilities that can do so much good, and the challenge to be brave enough to accept that gift.

My gift is being able to completely perfect the sexual connection between two people. All I have to do is touch them, usually by holding hands, and immediately the couple I’m treating feels an absolutely powerful sexual bond - and they’re able to have better sex than they ever had in their lives! Actually, the story about how I found my ability is pretty interesting, too - think “long night out celebrating a friend’s birthday.” Long night, indeed - but an amazing one, and when it was over, I couldn’t be happier for what Promicin had given me.

Eventually word got around about what I was able to do, and suddenly I was inundated with phone calls from various couples asking me to help them spice up their love lives. Which is where Pat and Casey come in. These two called me after dating for just over a year. There was nothing wrong with their current sex life; in fact, they were very happy as far as frequency (six time a week) and intensity. But, like many who contact me, they thought that turning their already highly-enjoyable pastime into a completely mind-blowing experience sounded like an interesting idea.

Although I can help couples with particular issues, I’m also able to intensify a currently hot relationship. In each case, the results are the same - my clients are awestruck by their incredible sexual connection.

When I first met Pat and Casey, I could instantly tell that they were highly sensual beings. Perfecting their connection was really more of a fine-tuning. I guided them through the relaxation exercises and flexed my ability. Instantly I felt the heat traveling through my hands and into theirs, and their eyes snapped open at the same time as they attacked each other. It was all I could do to get out from underneath!

Over time, I’ve figured out the best method to use my ability so that everyone keeps their dignity and privacy. I do need to be in the same room for the first session, and we need to hold hands to start with. After my initial ability “pulse,” I quietly retreat behind a curtain for the rest of the session and continue to work my ability from across the room. And the best part is that from that session on, whoever I work with will have perfect sex together for the rest of their lives.

During my session with Casey and Pat, Casey completely broke through everyone’s expectations - including mine - when she announced afterwards that during their hour of therapy, she experienced 72 orgasms. That’s over one per minute. We should all be so lucky.

Thanks to Pat and Casey for participating, along with all my other clients. Keep that great sex coming!

http://www.promicinpassion.com

jhøshea, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

I quietly retreat behind a curtain for the rest of the session and continue to work my ability from across the room.

sleep, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

DISCLAIMER: 'Promicin' is a fictional neurotransmitter in the USA Network science fiction television series 'The 4400'

i saw another fake blog for this show the other day... very effective.

stevie, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg i got punkd so embarrassed

jhøshea, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

and what?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

i was only clued in because its like the top ad on crooksandliars.com, and i couldn't quite imagine them accepting ads from a 'real' berry laverra!

stevie, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)


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