shit our bosses say

" *insert anything* is better in japan"

(for example, french fries are better in japan, chocolate is better in japan, people are better in japan,...)

Gents,

I don’t want to be a jerk about this, but I am growing tired of mistakes on the air that should be caught by producers. For the umpteenth time, when you sign in on the log or your shift starts, LOOK AT THE ENTIRE SHIFT AND MAKE SURE THE LOG MAKES SENSE AND THERE ARE NO BLOCKS LEFT SHORT OR LONG!!! You are responsible for the on-air sound during these shows and YOU will be held accountable. It sounds like we are a bunch of amateurs at times. Let’s strive for perfection and just see how close we can get. Prepare and be detail-oriented and we can clean a lot of this up.

Thank you for your help,

JMA

"Gents"

I actually like the tone of that one, but I haven't had a boss in a while, so it's easy for me to say.

"'nother day."

"Yeah I have the bikini of Miss Universe Brazil in my desk drawer." Then he showed me, a thong (of course). Don't know how he got it.

I once asked a boss if he lubed his thighs.

(he ran marathons)

"moving forward"

i fucking hate this, particularly when junior people pick it up to try to sound professional

tied with "make sure everyone is on the same page"

your bosses are all so much better than mine

"i'm going up to the avenue, do you need anything?"

i wish i could smoke weed and eat matamoros all day

my boss is making sound effects for version control checkins right now!!!

"moving forward"

couple it with "circle back" -_-

"We're not hunting elk in a desert here."

I have no idea what he meant by this.

moving forward argjjghh

"can you show me how to do ___?"

uh, lady, you should not be my supervisor.

shouted over cubicle wall:

"hey how do you spell ____?"

UPGRADE YR OUTLOOK K THX

"We need you to work at 110% maximum production capacity and our error tolerance is essentially zero."

JUST LAY ME OFF ALREADY JEEZUS

http://www.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2001919/bill-lumbergh-1_Full.jpg

this is the bikini that my boss has in his desk
http://content.missuniverse.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/BR.jpg

heard today: "i'm going to the liquor store and we're making mai tais."

i wouldn't mind a transgendered boss if he made me mai-tais all day

I always thought I was into white trash chicks, but then i ended up marrying an english/west indie woman.

I like shrooms and stuff, keep it natural.

my boss sez "bailiwick" a lot. i.e. "this is really outside of our bailiwick"...it is kind of awesome.

also, he keeps up on the mets and indulges me in day to day banter.