"bato" was the best poster in ILX history

DAEREST BRITISHES VOLUEM TOO

Why dont you fat, ugly, stupid drunks eat a salad some time and maybe get some sun?

-- bato (bato), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:36 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

my boss just handed me a big paycheck - what a dick

-- retarded and gay (bato), Saturday, 14 January 2006 08:11 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5606/daumen26x26querth9.gif

I WISH YNGWIE MALMSTEEN WAS MY DAD

HE WOULD KICK ALL YOUR DADS ASSES
-- bato (bato), Sunday, December 4, 2005 6:42 PM (1 year ago)

this person wins a prize:

Summers has done some great recordings of late. His last cd Earth + Sky was better than most of the crap that was released in 2003 (and that definitely includes Sting's Sacred Love). I would hardly describe his compositions as shapeless. Perhaps Summers'music is a little too demanding for certain ears to appreciate. Perhaps it is more appropriate for you to make the claim that it is beyond your comprehension. But be sure to keep that "gormy shapeless wuzz" description for the simple shit that so many of you keep touting as a reason to love music.

-- baht habit, Sunday, September 25, 2005 6:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

angry, angry man

dear pizza

T/S: Tuomas vs a tumour

**** *********
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Dude was the biggest crepe to ever post on ilx. The "high" point being when he/she/it responded to a female ilxor's post abut her being pregnant w/some "joke" about her baby dying of cot death.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/bato.jpg

damn he had a beef with me and i didn't even know it.

What is the big difference here? Neo Nazis hate people from non-Western cultures. Eminem hates homosexuals. I would call that two sides to the same story...

-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, October 22, 2003 12:08 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

No argument from me Geir.

-- Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, October 22, 2003 12:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Stewart Osbourne and tinchystridermk2 are the two ILX posters who I will never fucking understand.

oh gnoes someone acting dumb on the internets what will become of us

-- bato (bato), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 22:08 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i think stewart was zinging tuomas? but yeah titchyschneider is kind of "hoxton mark h" or something.

I just like the idea that someone's main two hobbies, as expressed on a message board, can be "developments in dubstep" and "catching feelings". He's like some Hollyoaks/Dissensus jacknife.

okay, you might not understand them, but i'm the one who's gonna be up all night wondering what the hell a hollyoaks/dissensus jacknife is.

Dissensus is a UK soap opera aimed at teenagers, Hollyoaks is an internet message board populated by man like Simon Reynolds.

i can't believe there's no wiki for dissensus!

it's basically a rolling ilm grime thread from 2004.

i wonder if it's on in the states?

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2003/i_hollyoaks-1.jpg

okay, dissensus i know. i looked at it once. but i definitely don't need another message board in my life.

it's the weirdest fucking show, hollyoaks.

Hollyoaks is the only show that would focus so much on boobage, then do a late night "XXX UNCENSORED HARDCORE" episode that focuses around boy-on-boy rape.

sounds like must see t.v. bring it on over. i guess public television doesn't want it.

since it has british accents it will prob end up on pbs

Dude was the biggest crepe to ever post on ilx. The "high" point being when he/she/it responded to a female ilxor's post abut her being pregnant w/some "joke" about her baby dying of cot death.

Dude, that was him? I remember him making that post on my pregnant thread.

isn't titchyschneider just the british ELLI$?

ELLI$ was funny!

ellis had some legitimately good recommendations and knowledge in the bullshit

dear pizza,

please come to bato
he is hungry and would like to eat you
also please dress yourself in delicious toppings
also please show up in thirty minutes or less

love,

Bato

-- bato (bato), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:44 (1 year ago) Link

oh gnoes someone acting dumb on the internets what will become of us
-- bato (bato)

^^^^ favorite post for all time

I just like the idea that someone's main two hobbies, as expressed on a message board, can be "developments in dubstep" and "catching feelings". He's like some Hollyoaks/Dissensus jacknife.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, June 10, 2007 4:52 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

okay, you might not understand them, but i'm the one who's gonna be up all night wondering what the hell a hollyoaks/dissensus jacknife is.

-- scott seward, Sunday, June 10, 2007 5:06 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Dissensus is a UK soap opera aimed at teenagers, Hollyoaks is an internet message board populated by man like Simon Reynolds.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, June 10, 2007 5:10 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

love this