bell labs' convictions

kiu! what else are you convinced of?

williamsboard

I'd say these are posts merely "very much in character"

those were the only two things ;_;

i like them. they are like little thoughts of the day. a little jack handy, a little jerry seinfeld.

now that search works we'll be able to add to this later

Bell Labs, 24, was found guilty in Superior Court of first-degree murder and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in the October 2005 murder of Billy Dewayne Carlton Jr. in Golden Valley.

Labs was also convicted of felony drive-by shooting and discharging a weapon at a residence in the July 15, 2005 shooting involving Carlton's brother, also in Golden Valley. Judge James Chaves will sentence her July 9.

Bell Labs, 24

^ now that is a lie

lol age-ism

i could so pass for 24.

I dunno about that.

oh shut up, she totally could!

jon, she looks way way way younger than you do.

(if you had hair it might be a closer call.)

I don't have any wrinkles

liver spots.

my dad has liver spots :/

i am wrinklepaws

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-wrinkles.jpg

is bell labs a fattey? she hates vegans and skinny girls

no she is tiny!

would vegans take food pills?

oh come on if i were fattey jon would have gone for that zing before the "u old" one

I have met bell labs, not a fattey, could pass for 24

tbh though I kinda think JW could pass for 20/21 cause I knew a guy in high school who looked like a tonsured monk already at 18

Who unbanned Uncle Aspie?

It wasn't a zing!

i don't date fatteys.

xp
who do you call people aspies when you yourself exhibit tons of aspergerian traits?

Managing conflict: being unable to understand other points of view can lead to inflexibility and an inability to negotiate conflict resolution. Once the conflict is resolved, remorse may not be evident.

A sense of paranoia: because of their inability to connect, persons with Asperger's have trouble distinguishing the difference between the deliberate or accidental actions of others, which can in turn lead to a feeling of paranoia.

Making literal interpretation: AS individuals have trouble interpreting colloquialisms, sarcasm, and metaphors.

Reciprocal love and grief: since people with AS have difficulty emotionally, their expressions of affection and grief are often short and weak.

# Lack of embarrassment: although persons with AS have an intellectual understanding of shame and embarrassment, their ability to grasp the concept on an emotional level may be limited.

It gets a little tiresome to have some old angry dude follow you around commenting on your perceived failings all the time.

But you know, way to go captain save a hoe

tombot's a hoe now too?

It gets a little tiresome to have some old angry dude follow you around commenting on your perceived failings all the time.

A sense of paranoia: because of their inability to connect, persons with Asperger's have trouble distinguishing the difference between the deliberate or accidental actions of others, which can in turn lead to a feeling of paranoia.

where is there anyone old and/or angry commenting on your perceived failings?

A sense of paranoia: because of their inability to connect, persons with Asperger's have trouble distinguishing the difference between the deliberate or accidental actions of others, which can in turn lead to a feeling of paranoia.

damn it ian, beat me!!!

Do you guys read the mod board?

no sir, that's for nerds.

Definitions of hoe-chucking on the Web:

* a logging system that uses an excavator or hoe to yard logs to the roadside and/or landing.
www.for.gov.bc.ca/hfd/library/documents/glossary/H.htm

wait, ian is dating "bell labs"?

# Clothing and personal hygiene: people with AS tend to be less affected by peer pressure than others. As a result, they often do what is comfortable and are unconcerned about their impact on others.

# Financial imprudence: although some people with AS can manage their own finances, in many cases linear thinking impedes their ability to make larger financial decisions, where they require the assistance of others.

Do not even front like that describes less than half the noise bored. XP

oh, i'm sorry i didn't give you enough sympathy for your 1500 in locked saving acct/financial woes, jon. xp

guys, this thread is for bell labs' observations re vegans and skinny girls, not 'are you asp or not?' fiting! take it to another thread!

No that was not in reference to my financial planning. Are you butthurt about something? I'm having trouble with these social cues over here!

all noize dude autism spectral disorder support group

i am "butthurt" that you're a total prick all the time, basically. it's tiresome.

bell labs has convictions about cats not being made into tacos. to get back on track.

no sir, that's for nerds.

ha that got a genuine laugh out of me...

now, take it to the CIO thread.

lets get back to some talk on convictions.

that is quite an important conviction to have, i'd think

er, xp

the skinny chicks in headbands thing was directly inspired by this girl:

her hair reminds me of my cousin's.... damn i got robbed at the gene pool!

how do you think that's any worse than dudes who are like 'do you like my big cock??!?!??!' the whole time?

well do you?

I don't think I ever say shit like that FWIW....

i don't think it is. nevertheless, i don't think either is a particularly appealing thing to say but to each his own, etc.
xpost

haha, guys say all sorts of shit. they just don't remember it because their brains turn off during sex.

haha, that is the funniest part, though: the shit that people say when they're having sex is basically the most embarrassing shit a person could ever say, which is part of why sex is fun and hilarious and awesome.

true dat

I have a friend who most of us know who has answered the phone like 5 times during sex and had a laugh with me and his ladyfriend.

Let's end this before ILE creepos get wind of this.

good idea

also: lobster is overrated!

What do lobsters say when you masturbate with them and they're leaving their eggs in your vagina?

i have no idea!

i thought you were stopping that line of discussion...

no, he just made it nsfw

you know, to keep a low profile

yeah most skinny chicks in headbands are like 20 yrs old and prob still pretty baffled by sex/media/porn/rongness vs sex/pleasure/neato/awesomeness combo deals
xpost ha

I haven't thought of a punchline for that joke yet. ;_;

I would like to help xpost

http://www.law.du.edu/russell/torts/assigns/zazen.jpg

give it time

I would like to help xpost

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 10:16 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait yeah me too

lobster is overrated, yes, but still delicious.

lobster roe is considered a delicacy by many, but i wouldn't leave it in my vagina

see, if i had a vagina i probably wouldn't have put the roe in there in the first place

esp since that might result in a real clown car situation :-/

there is a roe vs wade punchline to the joke maybe

hmmmm

outside the box thinking

...so to speak

and something about the lobster claws/clause

pinching?

>o<

that was supposed to be a face, but maybe it's something else now i don't even know

lobster roe is bitter and firm (compared to say sea urchin which is sweet and tender).

now lobster brain (or lobster "butter" in polite parlance) on the other hand, is incredibly delicious.

crustacean is comedy word!
(highschool improv / fringefest comedy)

sex/media/amaerican apparel/rongness

I never got to try funnel cake

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:55 (7 hours ago)

you have not lived

wait, ian is dating "bell labs"?

-- cutty, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:32 (2 hours ago)

-- am0n, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:44 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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kombucha dont lie

Wait IAN drinks kombucha?

it's like a caught on hidden camera scandal!

zomg lol!
i think the face i am making may be directly after tasting the kombucha

OMG GOSSIPS

i think the face i am making may be directly after tasting the kombucha

you look like you're about to destroy something with eyebeam lazers

pls to photoshop a la jon circa 2002 picture

where is HELLFAUCET

that is MY SUNAC

u were in RI?

no man can own the SUNAC, it is like the air or the sparkling waters. our SUNAC is the same SUNAC

this thread beautiful

wait, ian is dating bell labs?

no he's drinking kombucha

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