what the shit 2007

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/06/14/otter3.jpg

Friday approx 7:00 pm - elderly man in neighborhood near top of very steep hill riding motorized wheelchair in reverse

up the hill or down?

Up!

WTF FTW

yes but that thread is from 2006. also it is not things people actually witnessed.

Man driving rocket ship down Interstate 40. Seriously, it looked like a bus with its top cut off and redesigned to look like a rocket. Texas plate said ROCKET.

Man also had no shirt.

Same place where I saw Elvis twice in one week.

was this rocket car headed in the general direction of burning man?

Isn't there a big modified car festival somewhere in Texas?

also, the name Butch Dicus is a "what the shit" of its own.

He was heading west, yes.

Why he was heading to Nevada from Texas via Little Rock, I have no idea.

Dicus pronounced with a long "i" sound, if I'm correct in assuming.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/Biggus.jpg

roadrunner that now lives on our street

that's cool! take a picture of him!

ive tried! he runs FAST

MEEP MEEP

that theme song is so sensitive to the roadrunner when really hes was a smug bastard that pushed coyote across the homicidal line

Yeah seriously, I always felt bad for the coyote.

you're supposed to feel bad for the coyote.

OH

For lack of anywhere else to post this, I often pass WILLIAM JON SALON (subtitled HAIR ARCHITECTURE) and think of noize board.

Got the car, got the AM
RADIO ON

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

guys the point of Wile E. Coyote is that he's always shit out of luck, but all he needs is that one lucky strike and there's gonna be a bloody as fuck Roadrunner massacre and WEC will feast hungrily on roadrunner brains splattered all over an ACME anvil, then when the smoke clears and the carnage ends the Coyote's still gonna be hungry, another Roadrunner will be sacrificed in the name of his insatiable desire for bird blood, and there will still be genocide in Darfur. Nobody's the winner here, folks.

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

-- lauren, Monday, June 18, 2007 2:59 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i do this in miami... as long as you look clean cut most people don't notice until you're already a couple stores away.

it helps if you look like you have somewhere to go

well, i don't do it anymore, cause i got a job.

it helps if you get MAD LIFTED

http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/graphics/drugraid01.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/graphics/drugraid06.jpg

oh no busted

OH NOES MAD LIFTED.

Whenever I see those green faces, it makes me want to start an urban legend about how hotlinking to snopes can increase your computer's memory.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ

weird, it's the green yukky faces on firefox on my home computer but at work on stone-age IE for mac I can see the images

my obsolete browsing has breached their defenses

dude it is a lot of money right?

a LOT

Why are people saying "mad lifted" again all of a sudden?

because HOOS has that tynanesque je ne sais quoi...?

o i c.

Tyan got MAD easy tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyRiNZDb5EY

what the shit, kevin.

A.) I know they're lipsynching, but couldn't they have at least a.) put a drummer on the kit or b.) removed the drumkit altogether?

B.) Keyboard dude invented the Pac-Man noise.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg

it's a shop. I know from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Tuesday, 11:57 AM: jessie monster uses word "shop" to refer to someone photoshopping an image

not all of us live in PST u nazi

get a noise dude police blotta twitter account!!!!!

oh wait where was that og post from

Tuesday, 11:57 AM: jessie monster uses word "shop" to refer to someone photoshopping an image

-- jaxon, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:57 PM (Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:57 PM) Bookmark Link

IT IS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED INTERNET SLANG. THERE WAS A CONVENTION.

maybe but it was totally with these three teens. it looked really clean and well cared for

Feral duck

a goddamned duck. like it was a pursesized dog or some shit.

i want a goddamned duck

-- bb,

cool it, holden caulfield

ha.

http://www.cca.org/birds.html

wow.

just wow.

ha. i thought that was a link from http://www.cca.edu about the recent trend in bay area art to have birds in every fucking painting.

sometimes i cool out in Washington Square Park with my giant iguana.
great way to meet broads.

what the shit people in parking garage not understanding parking at all

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/173/97/25406876/n25406876_32302324_5679.jpg

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/173/97/25406876/n25406876_32302323_5386.jpg

srsly

ROFL

hahahaha wtf

wait, hahahahahahahahaha

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

HYPER-LINXXX

^^^ what. the. shit.

omg, comparing first and last photos is awe-defying

i'm trying to imagine the note.

i used to work with a girl who saw one of those fattey going thin excess skin surgery shows on TV. if you ever wanted to freak her out you could just start talking about flappy skin like that. wish i still head her email to send her the link.

WHAT THE SHIT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD BUT ESPECIALLY THE BIT WITH THE PLANE

that guy could've made money on the sideshow circuit as "the Human Scrotum"

Yeah Ive seen fatteys lose weight and have all that horrible floppy skin on TV before, on Extreme Makeovers or some shit. This guy had a stomach like an apron!

i have a stomach like a bowling ball bag

http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/usa1.jpg

wait, the parking garage pictures...how???

that is some "next-level" parking shit there guys

what the shit: my annual review = you do an awesome job and all these tons of work and you're great but.. you need to CONTROL YOUR TEMPER

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/daria.jpg

/captain obvious

oh man i got a review like that once. granted i had made a habit of throwing shit at people in my office.

A regional manager once told me that while he understood us "creative types" were a little crazy I had to check my violent temper. This was after a meeting where I tried to get a photographer to throw down with me right there in the conference room. She was an idiot though.

I emailed a wider group of friends about being frustrated that every summer work gets busy just as I have a lot of stuff to do and I got this from what I would guiltily say is the stereotypical blonde of the group:

I do find that I am more grumpy in the winter but only because it's cold and I HATE being cold. Also, winter colors don't look as great on me as summer ones. And you have to wear closed-toe shoes. Boo that!

!

dont hate her because shes beautiful

i haven't thrown anything.. I do get frustrated.. I'm still kind of like OK I get frustrated when I need ppl to get shit done and they refuse to do it & they're managers so I can't make them do it - what do I do? it's not like our deadlines get pushed when that happens. also, what do you do with a good idea when you can't get anyone to listen to you & then a year later nothing gets done

arrgh

i do need to work on controlling my temper though

you ask me, i blame society.

http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog/images/angry_women.gif

hi as fuck Stephon Marbury interview - skip to last two minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yTjebH2fLU

wait, the parking garage pictures...how???

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (5 days ago) Link

Dude first backed up into a fire extinguisher, then overcompensated in the correction and plowed right through the suspension cables. Wish I coulda seen it first hand, but luckily office photos get around.

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

-- lauren, Monday, June 18, 2007 2:59 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i do this in miami... as long as you look clean cut most people don't notice until you're already a couple stores away.

-- lfam, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:17 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Uh, I do this all the time, at all hours of the day. Nobody gives a fuck because eh, it's just pot. I think it only really matters if you have a Bob Marley shirt on or a massive tangle of dreadlocks and a mangy dog.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7c_1183762084

^^^just wait until the radio starts playing "jesus loves me" in the background.

last week I drove past two big fat white hippy dudes, both in loud ass tye-dyed orange t-shirts walking down Main Street passing a fairly fat and conspicuous looking doob back and forth, and then two blocks later passed a cop cruiser out on the beat, heading their way. don't these big fat white hippies plan for random fuzz encounters? there were no alleys to duck into, either. what the shit fat white hippies smokin pot downtown

in addition to being fat white hippy dudes it's possible they could be stupid fat white hippy dudes

they certainly fit the profile!

http://www.archbooks.com/bkimage%5C20438.jpg

they certainly do

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00018/75/60/18520657_l.jpg

is that real? cuz if so that's pretty awesome

http://www.earache.com/archive/earache/NME_Jul07_Thrash.jpg

wau, that auschwitz mention takes some beating.

"Auschwitz, the meaning of pain..."

perpetua guest blogging on idolator, what the shit??

follow the money trail