targeted gmail ads I have received lately

ELP Laser Turntable - www.elpj.com - Laser Turntable Official Site. Plays Vinyl LPs with no needle! (like i could afford or even want that thing)

Coffee Exposed - www.coffeefool.com - A shocking secret coffee co's don't want you to know

NY Eyelid Surgery-Dr Kwan
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ENVIRON
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www.environrecords.com (surprised they can afford AdWords)

The other day I wrote an email to a friend with the subject "colon openbracket" and all the gmail ads were about colonics and enemas and other hilariousness. Ew.

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... is gmail trying to tell me something!?

Preserving Asian Identity Through Cosmetic Surgery.

lol

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Beats
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oh yeah that mybeatshop one kills me. i checked it out but couldnt play the sample audio out loud at work.

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(NFI what that second one even means!)

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Gmail is having a go at me now, I swear to god:

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roffles

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The Great Kat’s highly acclaimed “Extreme Guitar Shred” DVD is now available for review. This wildly entertaining DVD features The Great Kat (“Top 10 Fastest Shredders Of All Time,” Guitar One Magazine) Music Videos, Shred/Classical Music (Liszt, Wagner, Vivaldi and more) and The Great Kat’s outrageous persona and phenomenally fast guitar shredding. The Great Kat is a Juilliard grad violin virtuoso-turned genius Guitar Shredder (named “THE 100 WILDEST GUITAR HEROES" -CLASSIC ROCK MAGAZINE), is also available for interviews.

Music Video Clips of “Extreme Guitar Shred” DVD: http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/extremeguitarshred.html <http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/extremeguitarshred.html>;
More info at: http://www.greatkat.com <http://www.greatkat.com/>; .

Please tell me if you’d like a review copy or to schedule an interview.

Thanks-
Karen

Are You Swizz Beats?

a question we should all ask ourselves

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u_u

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I like trying to figure out what y'all would have been emailing about to get these kind of ads to appear >:D

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e-mail from marissa

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Vancleave, Mississippi rock foursome CastorTroy has signed to Rock Ridge Music and will be releasing its forthcoming EP, “Patience Above,” nationally on August 7, 2007. The EP was recorded at Rivergate Studios in Gautier, Mississippi with Chris Henderson, guitarist for 3 Doors Down, behind the boards. “Patience Above” was mixed and masterd by Geoff Ott (Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains) at London Bridge Studio in Seattle. Says Henderson: “Castor Troy is a hard working rock band. It’s evident in their music. They are one of the few bands out there that isn't afraid to get their hands dirty and go after what they believe in.”

Says CastorTroy lead singer Chris Scott: “As we embarked on our musical journey, we had the dreams but never thought it would take us to this level. Being signed to Rock Ridge Music is a dream come true. A chance to work with some of the greatest music industry individuals is something we are looking forward to. Mississippi has produced some really great talent, and we just want to live up to everything and follow in the footsteps of the greats from this area. We have a great chemistry and a strong work ethic, and we are ready for everyone to know just who CastorTroy is.”

For a band that formed just before Hurricane Katrina hit their home area, CastorTroy has already had its brushes with the big time; the band has already been found worthy to share the stage with Staind, Saliva, Hinder, Three Days Grace, Blackstone Cherry, Revelation Theory, and Egypt Central, and they played before more than 10,000 at last year's CPR Fest X in Biloxi, Mississippi after winning the Bud Big Stage Search III band competition. Already, they’ve released a full-length CD (“Where Do I Go From Here”) and a live DVD.

In addition to Scott on vocals, the band is completed by Marcus Trebotich (bass), Matt White (drums), and Michael Dunnaway (guitar).

I think a lot of this is based on google searches made while logged-in, not emailing

also, lol @ "Scary Accurate"

actually, i've found that the ads change when you click on different e-mails, and they change to correspond (sort of) to the content of those e-mails.

agreed, these gmail reading bots are scary accurate

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yeah. i feel a little weird that g00gle knows my schedule, household bill payments (roomie keeps a shared spreadsheet to tally our bills), e-mail, chat life, etc.

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they totally read you wrong! your eyebrows are not where the thinning problem lies!

WAUUUUUU

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Yea that one must have been meant for you dude!

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^aahaha

i lolled

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admit it

agreed, these gmail reading bots are scary accurate

-- Milton Parker, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:59 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

This is Scary Accurate - YourFortuneRevealed.com - Avoid This Site if You're Frightened Easily.

you guys are just fucking with me, right? cause i just got the above

i wasnt before but now i'm a little frightened

that one's super common, I get it all the time

This is Scary Accurate
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-- tehresa, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:42 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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not long ago over at ilm there was this link http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/05/why_i_only_listen_to_classical.html carlos d's blog at guardian ; i foller and noticed "This entry was tagged with the following keywords: interpol carlosd antics shoegaze britpop grunge djing filmscores" ............ I thought what no herpes tag lol

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rofl

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From someone asking about poster details for a gig...

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all from one email

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i'm pretty sure half these people are just bruning the $25 adwords credit that came with their webhost.
if only these links worked, imagine the trackback lols

oh i think i have an adwords credit

yesterday I got myspace-ho type spam on last.fm

screepcap of friend's myspace ads http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2267329015_fb775544e9_o.jpg

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lol

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want

oh man, gmail has started accepting some seriously skeezy clients

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I read the source e-mail looking for any search terms that would justify that but there was seriously no connection

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^^^ deeply disappointing

your expectations for blog fiction are far too high

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Um... I can only assume this was due to the word "douche" in my email. But o_0

double 0_o!

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the email wasn't even from jw!

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I didn't even know I was committed to that.

kudos, keep fightin the good fight

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