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A+ poster!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Aye.

― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

the new generation is building strength

― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget 'tape store', who's even younger than the rest of us!

― Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

"us"

― jaxon, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

tell us about tape store

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Now I am olde ILX aka not a lol college student

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

i love this lil guy!

― tehresa, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

he makes movies! he made a really funny man on the street style movie that i saw at a film festival.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

he was very shy and wouldn't appear onstage, he may kill me for posting these sorts of things

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

give him his own thread. this is for our dear baby max!

― tehresa, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

(tape store that is, not max.)

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i always loved you to the max

― get bent, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i also give him a+. he seems friendly & cool & was a good stand-in for a pathetic break-up victim like myself for awhile. it definitely helped lessen some of my personal pain. max, i want you to know that your suffering was not without benefit for humanity.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

max, will you be in your homeland of nj (yeah i am jaymc) this summer? if y, NOISE DRINKS!

― tehresa, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

max do you have a livejournal?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://maxreax.livejournal.com/

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are all bros in the most srs way possible

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

and im in NJ in august!

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

love the max

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

also his presence baffles hstencil so extra A++

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

vital info

hair: brown
eyes: brown
weight: 180 (fat, not muscle)
height: 6'
screen name/last.fm username: maxreax
name for facebooking purposes m@>< r3@d (like what you do to a book)

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

louis dont call me "the new generation" ive been here for as long as you have

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think he means the young-ILXor generation

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

pioneered by such heroes as Lou1s J4gger and DanteCubed

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

i cant wait till the old people die off and we can control the board

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

we'll have to partition it btw. you and i curtis

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

jessie can have mod request and louis gets aja/dante

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

and then itll be like ILX risk, basically

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

my first action as admin will be to delete all those pesky RIP threads for dead ILXors to free up server space

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

can we put big HOOS in charge of ILM just to piss off ethan?

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

ethan will be busy running the Department of Defense

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

I plan to back Wrinklepaws as top admin, as he will be the easiest to assassinate

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

ON OUR ILX, OL' WRINK P ALWAYS BEATS PARTYMAN

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

because partyman wears shorts

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

in a bizarre twist, dr morbius outlives you all

― ghost rider, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

he's already in a nursing home

isn't he?

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

you know gr is only like four months older than me.

just because youre not in college doesnt mean youre better than us, "ghost" "rider." i have plenty of friends who arent in college, many of whom are not addicted to heroin.

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

max are you coming to disneyland w/ other la ilx ppls?

― get bent, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

i cant... but next la FAP ill try to make an appearance!

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

omgz max in august i hope you are here the whole time and not just while i am in buffalo for wedding madness 2k7!!!

― tehresa, Friday, 29 June 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

i cant wait till the old people die off and we can control the board

Hey, watch it kiddo! Why I oughtta...

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

we can't die

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

i just want you to know that

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i want the young people to know that

i dig max yeah

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

We can't die, we're too young and pretty! /lameass Firefly ref

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

max is cool but remind me again why we're tolerating jagger, et al?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 29 June 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

do not know the answer

xpost - i re-watched 'serenity' the other day! it is a pretty good & entertaining movie! i have never watched the series though - maybe one day

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

that guy. man. what a great guy.

― tehresa, Saturday, 30 June 2007 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174470_100000438037516_4887757_q.jpg

― ice cr?m, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

hmmmmmgoateehmmmmm

― lol waggoner (am0n), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

+ one (1) inquisitive eyebrow

― lol waggoner (am0n), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

lol casey anthony of course, i was looking in the japan quake thread

― max, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174470_100000438037516_4887757_q.jpg Brandon Mullins
that shits crazy how she can jus get off 4 murder, guess if O.J can do it so can she....
4 minutes ago · Like ·

― ☂ (max), Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:02 PM

― lol waggoner (am0n), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

"that shits crazy" -- brandon mullins https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174470_100000438037516_4887757_q.jpg

― max, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

makes u think

― ice cr?m, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

just a brandon, thinkin baout things

― max, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

he is "mullin" it over

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

ayyyyyyyy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

lolling hard at the biden wedding thing in the gossip roundup, a++

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Monday, 31 October 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

max do you have thoughts on the new Sting album?

http://i.imgur.com/ZgbBA.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

new in the 90s?

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

dog that album is like 20 years old

i dont really know that one. its probably p mellow. ten summoners tales is my sting joint

― max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

Their letters to the IRS — in which Patricia refers to herself as “a sovereign Most Christian Princess as certified by His Most Christian Majesty, Prince George, the Arch-Treasurer for ‘The United States of America’ in the Treaty of Paris of 1783” and Monty declares he’s “not a numbered member of the communitarian welfare benefit trust called Social Security Administration” — are embedded below:

― max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

loool did you write "finding goatse"

not gonna click on it to find out ... too shook.

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

he didn't

― markers, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

haha no way man

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

*whew*

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

I thought it was the latest Weird Internets. I was concerned.

― dmr, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

celebrating lemonparty

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

nah i got a funny one coming soon tho, not goatse level funny but i dig it

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

is it abt goatse

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

tubgirl

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

haha oh my god

― goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

lol i was gonna say adrien should track down the lemonparty gents next

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

my guess is that the lemon party bros are dead

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

of shame

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

was trading the most horrible pics and vid a thing that only lasted for a 5 yr period of internet or is that still a thing

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

like it is how I spent my adolescence, but I can't see it being a big deal anymore now that the internet is so huge

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

track down their graves

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

like it has prob been about 5-7 years since digital media studies people started presenting conference papers on shock images, from how I live my life now it seems like that kind of shit has been relegated to actually feeding fetishes or w/e and less about here's crazy shit on the internet, but maybe I use the internet differently I don't know, none of this is about max

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

nah i feel you but it's impossible to believe that 14 y.o. kids are not still doing this to some extent

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

is that still a thing

2(x), 1(y)

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

i think its a p interesting question, like what happened to rotten.com?

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

I thought it was a good article

― iatee, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

except they're 8 yo now and the dead baby gifs are of themselves, kinda sad imo xxp

― Fook Lee (Matt P), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

a commenter mentions something called "lotus boob", that's a new one on me.

― goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

o u never saw the thread about holes?

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

i think rotten ran outta cash
there is no way i'm gising "lotus boob" someone else do it and summarize

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

i tried but couldn't really handle you and buff's mom

xp

― goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i feel that

― max, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/254/8/f/Dead_Lemon__by_PsychakiaS.jpg

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ "zooey deschanel whimsical"

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

like what happened to rotten.com?

They still do dead pools, I dunno anything else about that site.

― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Thursday, 12 April 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://essacly.ytmnd.com/

― ☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Saturday, 28 September 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

:)

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― goole, Sunday, 29 September 2013 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

Rolling "teh lolz" draadje

― single white hairball (harbl), Sunday, 29 September 2013 02:36 (thirteen years ago)


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