BRAGGIN 2007

2) tons of movies were filmed at my school

3) riding a 5-game settlers of catan winning streak

4) v v shreddy

5) directed a hit play

wait, no, i meant "unsold documentary"

6) <---- minute mile

is this for all-time brags? or does the "2007" mean only bragz for this year?

7) thought about making this thread earlier but calling it "check me out 2007" which would play off "cut it out 2007" and be amusing

8) actually made this thread instead of just thinking about it

9) just had an annual review with my boss and he ripped me for having "lower productivity" this year, but still gave me a bonus and a raise.

10) in first class in 10 years, first A+ maybe ever. I AM RETURNING STUDENT

11) got new midi controller rolling in under an hour

12) PWNING the ass out of every shitty sales rep in my company and getting all their ridiculous demands completed on time for them despite not being in the office all morning, and being stressed to the wazoo and about to have a breakdown but I DID YOUR SHIT ANYWAY MUFUKKAS. Wheres my damn payrise, cos I RULE.

So you're like the opposite of me, Trayce.

Oh no dont get me wrong, normally I couldnt give a flying shit about work.

but if you're running shit then that's braggin no doubt and no apologies

CHEAP TRICK!!!!!!!!

max don't jump the shark just yet

guyz isn't this what happy face emoticonz is for? bragging is not alllll that becoming...

13. floss every single day

14. so wicked drunk last nite, 4 hours sleep, not even that hungover. bitches.

haha u r still drunk

yeah i considered that - def possibility

15. i considered that already.

16. woke up with girl who had to leave to dissect corpses (brag or cio, you decide)

yeah man, that's like my buddy who's just started med at YOU QUE his new gf's job is cadaver chopper.a biiit scary. she's nice though

it's kinda cool, though...

17. wrote a book this year that's gonna be published in october [but heart is broken so it means NOTHING]

18. women be madd interested in me [but heart is broken etc etc]

i think it's cool, it's not like she's all goth about it (the corpses)

yeah torts. i gather from what i've heard that she'd rather we didn't know she chopt sheeet.

yeah i mean from an educational/scientific standpoint it's cool, not a 'i get kicks from slicing up dead people' pov.
xp

19. My highland err troupe? is the halftime show at the Gotham Girls Roller Derby bout this Sat. Which is obv in questionable taste but easily the least nerdy/historial/serious gig we've ever had AND it's at night so I don't have to leave the house before 8am in order to catch a ride to CT or some shit. HURRAH!!!!

saturdaay? not tonight? oddly enough I am going to roller derby tonight.

Uhhhhhh

Yes, website confirms it: Sat, June 30 at City College.

gah, franz just needs to sit there and look pretty. he miscounted my money by $120 the other day and kept telling me roller derby is tonight. you are right it is tomorrow and we will see you dance. there are going to be lots of astronomers there or something. frnaz is just giggling.

:D the image of franz (+ other astronomers for that matter) @ roller derby is funny!

Oh, this is going to be good.

kathleen said something about a red hook show?

with les sans culottes, yes.

Take it to "Are we getting durnk" and tell me what night that's supposed to be.

I can't believe Jordan slept with river wolf.

:D

i want to go to the roller derby, see laurel dance, and hang out with franz's coworkers!

with les sans culottes, yes.

this mean no clothes?

without pants

despite unsteady ending to last night's date rebound girl still seems v. interested

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/cerebellum-function.jpg

I gotta call my date.

Tom it happened again you old grouch

got more than i asked for from $HILARIOUS.COM

magic white pants??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/shropshire/content/images/2007/07/20/partner_film_gallery_04_470x320.jpg

which four leaders attended the potsdam conference?

huh. truman, stalin, churchill... de gaulle?

is the guy on the right wearing a drake's cakes shirt?

shirts i will buy with my bales of money:

L7 "hands"
drakes cakes

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2093/2416070319_f47d621bf8.jpg

which four leaders attended the potsdam conference?

Stalin, Truman, Churchill, Attlee. Kind of a trick question.

For real. A lot of people swapped Attlee for de Gaulle, and a lot of people had FDR for Truman.

- possibly still getting full salary at old job for a few months due to red tape relating to hiring "consulting"
- unused vacation time (4 weeks) converting to cash

dude take a vacation!

ya, come to LA, we'll throw you a hug party

Is "A+++ post, would read again" a noiseboard meme? If so, I transferred it to my brother, who used it as a sub-heading on The Register: http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2008/04/18/ebay_conterfeit_software/

wasn't there a thread about people using ilxisms in writing?

maybe?

its just a funny way to adapt ebay to message boards, i dont think we made that up

there was a thread. i tried to find it but failed.

i just worked a goofus and gallant cartoon into an academic presentation about civility

i am inviting peter gabriel's houseboy from the 80s to my party

My new record is out today and my job ends in a week. WOOHOO summer!

Said job ending is NOT a bad thing.

My new record is out today

congrats!!

i just worked a goofus and gallant cartoon into an academic presentation about civility

-- get bent, Sunday, April 20, 2008 8:29 PM (Sunday, April 20, 2008 8:29 PM)

nice, am trying to do the same with either this

scratch "either"

meant to say that in my darker hours i think about starting a presentation w/ the achewood where beef says "schools are EXACTLY designed to keep dudes from being kings"

nice, am trying to do the same with this

"that's why we're aboard her!"

realized i've picked up a few cantonese words!

http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/waynesWorld2.gif

The scene where Wayne stops speaking Cantonese while the subtitles keep going rules.

was is kierkegard or dick van patten who said, 'if you label me you negate me'?

Hung out with physics nobel prize winner yesterday. Have now met winners of Templeton, Fields Medal and Nobel.

What's yr erdos number?

7

(not mathematician)

played at jazz fest in new orleans

My band's new album came out today.

Not bad caek

is that the one with the awesome maths painting cover drew?

(ten seconds google answers my question. yes, it is.)

erdos dead so it's going to be hard to reduce that number any further sadly. they need to pick a new collaborative mathematician.

Film got accepted to http://www.tiff.ro/en, so all expenses paid party time in Romania in three weeks.

Need to raise UKP20,000 to get a 35mm print made otherwise we'll have to withdraw (this is a bummer jams 08).

i am inviting peter gabriel's houseboy from the 80s to my party

-- jergïns, Sunday, 20 April 2008 20:40 (3 months ago) Link

OH my GOSH, how did this turn out?

And what is a houseboy?

a catamite

My writing partner and I are applying to this fund for script development money. He is getting his letter of recommendation from David M4met. M4met wants a template letter to work from, so I wrote one for him to punch up/make personal/make macho. So this guy is rewriting my shit, in a way. Haha.

Also, what happened with the poolboy?

It's not 2007.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, August 16, 2008 6:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

i just got an email stating that a girl's making me lasagna. no chance of sleeping with her but still, lasagna! yay!

you are bragging about being friendzoned

BRAGGIN 2008