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I am going to see SHARKS IN 3D at the IMAX tomorrow YEAH. THEN SOON IT IS SHARK WEEK.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://primaryschool.asfg.mx/ptc/fishquest/images/head.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/1/94090/f/604550-Crazy-Bamboo-Sharks-0.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/sharks.gif

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/APG/F102262~Intimidation-Sharks-Posters.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aintitcool.com/image/zombie-shark1.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://grammarpolice.net/archives/images/hirst_shark.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.paddlenround.com/img/shark-kayak.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://englishrussia.com/images/shark_pay_phones/1.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/features/2005/07/images/070124newspic.jpg

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://myhatislikeasharksfin.ytmnd.com/

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XiFC0L9yyuc

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

"a fairly tense experience"

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/3692/batshark9wi.gif

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

SHARKS, guys

-- max, Monday, July 2, 2007 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

DNFW sharks

-- max, Monday, July 2, 2007 8:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE "SHALLOW SEAS" EPISODE OF PLANET EARTH?????

― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

theres a scene involving some seals and a great white and its all slo-mo and absolutely fucking terrifying

― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

its like the 300 but in NATURE

― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

ive seen that. sharks are such cunts.

hey i found out the other day whales are a type of dolphin? what the hell? now i have another species to hate. geez.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone have a good tv + cable for me to come watch shark week on?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

jessie if you can get a plane ticket out here im camping out at my roommate's girlfriends house and im sure youre invited

― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

but then it is not free! there is no point in anything that costs money. except for alcohol.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

SHARKS ARE MY CLOSE, PERSONAL FRIENDS

― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gerryarmstrong.org/50grand/images/sharky.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/cd/Exdino.jpg

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i cosign all this shark activity

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Jess, what was that thread with all the ninja turtle ripoff shows? I forgot that other anthromorphic shark cartoon again. :(

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c2251d1feb8fdb00d09e4e22debe2b-pi

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

o shit lemme see if i can find it

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

jabberjaw

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

sharkpeople

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

TIGERSHARKS

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

STREET SHARKS

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

apropos of absolutely nothing:

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8591/my20pet20monsterlargetm7.jpg

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

ROCK SHARK

http://www.polarblairsden.com/toysactionfiguresstreetsharksrox01.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

"TIGERSHARKS"

YES

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

The series lasted only one season and was part of the Comic Strip show, which consisted of four animated shorts: TigerSharks, Street Frogs, Mini Monsters and Karate Kat.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

tigersharks omg

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

jessie u r so jawsome

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

its like the 300 but in NATURE

-- max, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 3:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

loving this

― The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i am so gay for this thread

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Live every week like it is Shark Week" is the line I quote most from 30 Rock

― The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jaws: duh-duh... duh-duh... duh duh duh duhn, duh duh duh duhn... FIN.

-- emil.y, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:29 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Jaws 2 - They thought it was safe to go back in the water. They were right. YAAAAY!!!!

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:30 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

(from the "End Movies Quicker" thread)

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hourofpower.org.hk/imgs/bk_soul%20surfer.jpg

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/seagrant/edu/res/dolphinsleep/images/sharks_dangerous.gif

― carne asada, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1404805990.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― sleep, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gamebooks.org/gallery/cyoa045.jpg

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

wau

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i am the small cat shark

― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/651781798_8962b800bd.jpg?v=0

Steve Shasta taking some time off from wakeboarding...

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t32651.html

In the year 1918 I recorded the sensation that had been caused among the "outside" crayfish men at Port Stephens, when, for several days, they refused to go to sea to their regular fishing grounds in the vicinity of Broughton Island. The men had been at work on the fishing grounds--which lie in deep water--when an immense shark of almost unbelievable proportions put in an appearance, lifting pot after pot containing many crayfishes, and taking, as the men said, "pots, mooring lines and all." These crayfish pots, it should be mentioned, were about 3 feet 6 inches in diameter and frequently contained from two to three dozen good-sized crayfish each weighing several pounds. The men were all unanimous that this shark was something the like of which they had never dreamed of. In company with the local Fisheries Inspector I questioned many of the men very closely and they all agreed as to the gigantic stature of the beast. But the lengths they gave were, on the whole, absurd. I mention them, however, as an indication of the state of mind which this unusual giant had thrown them into. And bear in mind that these were men who were used to the sea and all sorts of weather, and all sorts of sharks as well. One of the crew said the shark was "three hundred feet long at least"! Others said it was as long as the wharf on which we stood--about 115 feet! They affirmed that the water "boiled" over a large space when the fish swam past. They were all familiar with whales, which they had often seen passing at sea, but this was a vast shark. They had seen its terrible head which was "at least as long as the roof on the wharf shed at Nelson's Bay." Impossible, of course! But these were prosaic and rather stolid men, not given to 'fish stories' nor even to talking about their catches. Further, they knew that the person they were talking to (myself) had heard all the fish stories years before! One of the things that impressed me was that they all agreed as to the ghostly whitish color of the vast fish."(3)

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing deadlier than a shark is SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

― The Macallan 18 Year, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kondorink.com/images/landshark.jpg

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna post linx to my old band (SHARKS) but i bet most noisers would hate them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://panther1.last.fm/avatar/ea4c84c04bdd3a32cfd8a11682c22d8f.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.paydayloanshark.net/images/logo.jpg

― gershy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://schools.monterey.k12.ca.us/~nmchs/academics/staff/dmilam/loanshark.jpg

― gershy, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna post linx to my old band (SHARKS) but i bet most noisers would hate them

-- river wolf, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:23 AM (39 minutes ago)

link!

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you should anyway

that pic of the kayak and the shark approaching makes me almost cry or at least whimper - that's some scary ass stuff right there
(there's a thread somewhere about underwater object fears right? underwater giant creature fears tops that list i think)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

i think having that kayak paddle would make me feel better though. sharks apparently tend to retreat when being poked in the eyes or hit on the nose.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4623990.stm

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

"If the shark is persistent hit it hard on the end of the nose which is just a little north of the mouth. But be careful, if you miss you'll place your hand or weapon in the shark's jaws."

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Megalodon_diver.JPG

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I have a visual of hitting a shark on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Sharks in 3D was A+++ awesome!

― jessie monster, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

;__;
,vv,

Shark after getting hit on nose

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

i have seen sharks 3d literally hundreds of times. sea turtle narrator gets really old.

― adam, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna post linx to my old band (SHARKS) but i bet most noisers would hate them

the band from Chicago? a friend of mine is really into them

"discovered" them on internet radio or something?

anyway he was just in chicago last month and went to see em play

― dmr, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg is that choose your own adventure book real

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

the band from Chicago? a friend of mine is really into them

"discovered" them on internet radio or something?

anyway he was just in chicago last month and went to see em play

-- dmr, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:28 (1 hour ago) Link

!!!! really??

Yeah, that's them. They are my best pals. I played keyboard with them until I moved.

― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)


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