nicknames i have recently been given

these nicknames all kinda suck

"FX" might be alright if it wasn't the name of a fucking cable syndication network

This is the evolution of my nicknames at work:

Ian Johnson
Detective John Stone
Detective
Detec
Deepak
Chopra
Chopra Winfrey
Winfrey
Winnipeg
Peggy
Pegasus.

haha i was going to start a thread like this once

i was given the nickname "Bodies" by this one dude I patrolled with (ref. to my former employment). He was the only person that called me this, and it always sounded a little forced.

i know someone called FX! he is francophone/bilingual and that is what everyone calls him

ian's list is making me laugh big time

trav is calling me reesie which is funny cause people haven't called me that since high school, really!

lots of ppl have been calling me 't', which my aunts have done for years, but only in the past year or so have friends started doing the same.

How do I write "j dubz"

i noticed that i am now nicknamed "pip" in a friends gmail world...he tried to get me called "tits" for ages..but noone seems to want to call me that. understandably.

Chopra Winfrey is prime fodder for JBR thread!

Okra Winfrey, mmmmm

j0n nickname: Dick Thread

my dad has an arsenal of really dumb, infantile nicknames for me that i shall never divulge, but that he will still use on occasion

I may have heard some of them.

beanbag

college nickname evolution:

jacinto (from spanish class, closest thing to jason)
tito
teets (this stuck and i am still called this by a few people)

i went to college with one guy who consistantly called me BISCUITS because:

gr80 = gravy = biscuits n' gravy.

he tried so hard to get it to stick and he was always the only one to use it.

i just got back in touch with a friend i hadn't spoken to in a few years and she said "oh, i saw sc0tt recently. he said if i ever talk to you i'm supposed to call you BISCUITS."

BROHEEM NEEDS TO: LET. GO.

i had a post for this but ilx eated it :(

nicknames:

The General
3vander Sk0wlyfield

because of http://www.skoal.net/images/vanilla_skoal.jpg?

I was called "Skippy" from 7th to 9th grade.

My brother and my friend Ellison call me "Bacon Boy".

My sis calls me boo.

My dad calls me "Zanzibar"

$LASTNAME = first part of sk0wlyfield

thus, General Tso's chicken ----> General $LASTNAME's chicken ----> The General

got it. besides my given names, i've accumulated the following litany of nicknames, some embarrassing and some not: rump, j.c., bean, beanbag, j3r, j3r-bear, black stallion (that was in seventh grade, because of a knee injury), rems, sport, and guppy. there are others on another thread, somewhere.

monster is an actual IRL nickname I acquired from my freshman - junior year roommates due to the noises I allegedly make in my sleep (not snoring, NOISES).

Laurelita. And uh...no, that's it. I have not, historically, been friends with the kind of people who make up nicknames for each other.

i don't think anyone's ever given me a nickname?

rectify this, noise board

princess prettypants

IT IS DONE.

thanking u

general gin

ghost dad

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006IIPK8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

way of the samurai

GAY rider

^^^ haha, more like

basically all of my friends have been nickname givers/havers?

Pre-nb I have never been friends w/ bros, that would explain it. I am basically a v uptight person, you know.

the worst is when frat boys/jocks call you by yr last name.

wiffee's nickname is alliwoohoo. shortened to Woo. her fam is the Woo Tang Clan. sometimes together we are referred to as The Woo & The Jew