What does God need with a starship?

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Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": You doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
"God": Then here is the proof you seek.
[Hits Kirk with lightning]
Kirk: Why is God angry?
Sybok: Why? Why have you done this to my friend?
"God": He doubts me.
Sybok: You have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
"God": [Hits Spock with lightning. Then addresses McCoy] Do you doubt me?
McCoy: I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

Kirk: I thought I was going to die.
Spock: Not possible. You were never alone.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

McCoy: We were speculating. Is God really out there?
Kirk: Maybe he's not out there, Bones. Maybe he's right here.
[Points to his heart]
Kirk: Human heart.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

DAMMIT JIM IM JUST A SIMPLE COUNTRY DOCTOR

m coleman, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Sybok: Your pain runs deep.
J'Onn: What do you know of my pain?
Sybok: Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Kirk: Spock?
Spock: Yes, captain?
Kirk: Be one with the horse.
Spock: Yes, captain.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

this is easily the most WTF? Trek movie

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

McCoy: We were speculating. Is God really out there?
Kirk: Maybe he's not out there, Bones. Maybe he's right here.
[Points to his heart]
Kirk: Human heart.

-- latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:53 (2 minutes ago) Link

this is really offensive

and what, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Cut scenes included Kirk being pursued by rock monsters on the planet Shaka-Ri. The rock monsters were men in rubber suits, and also included a smoking effect. According to William Shatner, in order to achieve this, cigarette smoke was blown in the suits before cameras rolled. The rock monsters were scrapped due to lack of believability and time constraints.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

Shatner, in an interview on E! Entertainment Television, said that David Warner's character was going to have a prop that consisted of a self-lighting cigarette. According to Shatner, they simply forgot to use it in one of the scenes even though the prop actually worked and cost thousands of dollars.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

William Shatner asked Paramount for money to complete the film the way he originally intended, for release on DVD. Paramount refused.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

this is so incompetent it's kinda awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPvtyfPNOU

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

During pre-production meetings, screenwriter David Loughery jokingly proposed to have Commander Uhura appear as an erotic dancer in order to lure away the hostage takers from the Paradise compound. He was surprised to learn that the producers approved of the idea right away.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

this is really offensive

-- and what, Saturday, July 7, 2007 1:57 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

in what way? (other than being really hokey)

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

vulcan heart = godless

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but he's addressing Bones

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

bones is jewish

s1ocki, Saturday, 7 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

so he's telling Bones his religion is a sham?

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

So are Kirk and Spock! the actors at least.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Jewish i mean.

latebloomer, Saturday, 7 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah that youtube thing was shit!

Trayce, Sunday, 8 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure the idea sounded AWESOME while high

latebloomer, Sunday, 8 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAH :D

I wa waiting for it to make some cool joek and then there was "the trek maker" and I was all o_O

Trayce, Sunday, 8 July 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

i know. it had potential but it was like the guy passed out at his computer before he got even halfway

s1ocki, Sunday, 8 July 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)


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