BAD DATES. :(

i have a date to eat buffalo wings tonight. i predict it will be awesome

Where do I meet new babes?

jon when u call after bad daet at 1:20 am i get scared because phone ringing then = you are dying/hurt/in trouble in my sleepy brain :( stop scaring me! i am sorry re: date though :(

start a co-ed naked drum-circle society

Where do I meet new babes?

reiterated

all my recent dates have been terrible

bookstores

reading in bars?

I can't say I've ever really been on a date qua date, with maybe an exception or two

get new girlfriends

i met the last crazy one while reading in a bar O_o

what is so terrible about these datez?

i never go on dates. a little lonely, maybe, but at least no bad ones!

reading in bars?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 4:59 PM (Wednesday, July 11, 2007 4:59 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^this does not work for me u_u

I'm not single but I hear Trader Joe's is good. I sometimes see this VERY attractive air hostess or flight attendant or whatever they're called now in Trader Joe's but like I said I'm not single. but if you're ever in the Emeryville area, you should stop by and maybe say hi.

dateideas.xls

my last date was incredible

of course im having trouble scheduling a follow up

on point re: trader joes. i think i discussed this on some other thread

we should have double date bad dates

then perhaps we can trade off in the middle of the evening if things arent going well

problem with reading is it can tend to make you look preoccupied / hard to approach

tag team

a girl actually asked me what i was reading in a bar the other night but it was a copy of spin someone had left there u_u

"do you...like amy winehouse, too?"

i got a date once while reading at a bar, though that was not my intention.

but, quality of date = low

i've read books at bars, people asked me what i'm reading, seems like a good conversation starter.

seriously: bookstores.

lol @ winehouse

i think sometimes when reading in bar it is too dark and then i am so focused on book i don't even notice if anyone would by some tiny chance be checking me out.

You should walk around with your headphones on staring at the ground. People will think you're mysterious and come up and ask what you're listening to.

I shouldn't be giving these away for free.

i am almost always checking out girls who are reading but it's usually because i want to know what they're reading

also their butts

I posted a missed connection the other day and the wrong person replied to it!

2 missed connection posts in a week = ENNUI

</katethesaint>

The only books I read are technical books, highbrow music books or bad scifi paperbacks.

Also I hate "literary" girls.... except Laurel who is a bro.

wait, you read?

bad dates do suck
the going-out kind and the fruit kind
i'm sorry yr date was no good, jon
but i really love the indiana jones image!

worst kind of date: surprise date

how does that even work?

most of the people you meet at bars turn out to be assholes.

the only things that worked for me are a)being set up by friends and b) the internet

knocked out cold in broad daylight, wake up bound to a chair in a cute little out of the way thai place across the table from some marketing assistant.

xp

wish I could find the lyrics to The Young Adults' (80's Prov, RI band) song called Meeting Girls :( :( :(

internet = height of dating dnw at this point

"friend" says "hey let's get dinner" and then at some point you realize they think it is daet when you just thought you were just casually going to eat w/ a bro (i.e. they insist on picking you up, take you to fancy restaurant, insist on paying, etc.)
xposts

oh i see

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ y y y that is so bad

yeah internet is sucky. i am scared of it. also scared of talking to people in public, so my options are really limited here. :(

schef it is bad when you dnw to be on daet w/ that persoN!!!

jon do you get to take classes for free at nyu? audit an undergrad art history class. there will be lots of babes and little competition.

awkward!
i would flee scene
xpost

it is so awful so so so so awful cos then they're also your friend so it's like how to let down without like causing huge 3 alarm fire in relationship argh boxcar no no no

xxxxxxxpost that seems more the kind of thing a tricky guy would do than vice versa

xxxpost talking to people in public is fine

oh yeah taking a class, that's a good one

admittedly i came out of a long hermit phase a few years back so grain of salt

hard to flee when in town w/out good transport and they insisted on driving you there! hahhahaa asldgjk awkward! also random acquaintance was working at said restaurant and like, clearly thought we were on a date.

mostly because she speaks v. little english and i speak no spanish

DIOS MIO

VAMONOS

LOL PUTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FUxUiMyt70

lolllllll
so apparently she wasn't canceling our date and i totally misunderstood her

now she thinks i stood her up. oops

^^^^muy estúpido

i heard she's in love with Hermano anyway

oh, deejpaws

"No quiero oír sus excusas"

in any language that is :(

XXXX XXX (XXXXXX) is now following your updates on Twitter.

http://chicago.crazyblinddate.com/date_wizard.php

shd i do 5 of these in 5 days and post results to this thread y/n

yas plz

Did you find that when googling "wizard"?

no one is on that site, according to my operative

Did you find that when googling "wizard"?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

did u find that failed zing googling 'failed zing'

did you?

date + crazy wizard sleeve

wizards cap

as in, a date as strikingly artificial and perfect as

i shoudl find a date.

i'm going to ask the girl who sells me cat litter for a daet.

where do i look for daets? boys around my school are mostly orthodox and would not date my shiksa ass, though i don't really want to go on flatbush daets anyway. but my daily interactions are with 6 other girls and 1 guy who is already involved. sigh.

oh pfthbttt

my daily interactions are with a cat, a bunch of machines, and the swing shift sausage party. I wish I could have the social environment of grad school back.

but seriously a daet seems like a lame idea lately anyway - if it sucks it is a shitty expensive waste of my time and if it doesn't suck then that means I can't stay up till all hours doing whatever I want all the time and I would have to share my ice cream. fuck that

lol bachelor satori

uhhh yeah 3/4 classes are off campus with the 7 aforementioned people. the 1 on-campus class has 1 other boy in it, who is already married (though SUPER cute *sigh*).

fwiw my daet would not have to share ice cream.

I wd share my ice cream AND my ice-cold feet at 6am. I'm generous like that.

I am being setup on a date with a blonde 21 year old who owns a west village apartment WHAT COULD GO WRONG

See also "I am seeing previously unknown band tonight at inconvenient location in the pouring rain HOW BAD CAN IT BE?" Note: I am not actually going to any show tonight, I am going home to read books.

shoudl we have bitter v-day drinks again this year? i swear i will not leave early this time to make ill-advised hookup. i have to get up EARLY the next day, but i feel like i'm going to be angry tomorrow (maybe bc i'm already angry and my umbrella broke this morning).

rolling misanthropy thread 2008

Sorry, TZ, I gots rehearsal & food plans with my teach. Maybe if we're not too late, but we probably will be?

I have class til 9 in midtown so it takes me a min to get wherever anyway. Let me know!

oh look another valentine's day

>:(

http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_22/image_09.jpg

aha!

ha gbx otm >:(

yup. not gonna get laid tomorrow.

Nope! I'm gonna get drunk though.

i'm gonna do yoga and then read
tho there is a band playing nearby tonight and there is this cute boy in the band but i do not really like the band blarg indie also there will be people blarg people

a co-worker put a red-foil-wrapped chocolate heart on everyone's desk! aw :)

Storm Worm still loves you

http://blog.trendmicro.com/storm-sure-loves-everybody/
http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/00001377.html
http://asert.arbornetworks.com/2008/02/new-storm-valentines-day-campaign/

1 bad date
1 pretty good date

^ weird weekend

i realized today that i didn't talk to a single straight girl all weekend, and it's not like i didn't go out.

No dates! One bar closed, one hangover, one over-heated apartment all to myself, but no dates. Could be bad OR good.

hey ladies, I have a costco membership