DEAR COCKFACE THAT STOLE MY BIKE SEAT

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I HOPE U ENJOY MY BIKE SEAT AND MY CLAMIDIA.

DIE!!!

ddb, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

don't gis cockface btw

sexyDancer, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

who are you

cutty, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

imagine the fun you'll have riding home w/that pole up yr ass

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

this happened to me when i was 13 to my dyno freestyle bike :(....

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

:(

rrrobyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

TS: FAKE TUOMOAS vs FAKE DDB

sanskrit, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

this bike but in black!

http://bmxmuseum.com/image/bikes_003_copy0_lg.jpg

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

that is kind of a difficult TS

rrrobyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

i hate it when people steal stuff from kids even if those kids are 13 - 13 is still a kid

rrrobyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I ARE NOT FAKE DDB

ddb, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

what are is dee dee bee

cutty, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

FOR SALE:

BROOKS SADDLE - RUNS LIKE A CHARM

FIVE DOLLA OR BEST OFFA

Steve Shasta, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

it wasn't even shaped to his ass yet, how sad

cutty, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

don't you guys have cables for yr seats?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

don't gis cockface btw

U MAD. that's one of the best gis's i've seen in a long time.

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

NO CABLES. DEAD WEIGHT.

BUT NOW I GOT NO SEAT. I LOSE.

ddb, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

IT WAS THE CHEAPEST BROOKS GOING...MY LAST SADDLE COST DOUBLE...NOBRODY WANTED THAT SHIT.

LAME.

ddb, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I HAS COCKNOSE AND BALLSBEARD

sexyDancer, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

HOW CAN ONE NOT LAUGH AT THIS SHIT

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/5565/normalcockfacepeniscouiur6.jpg

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

haha. sorry. nsfw

jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

oakley cockface has a small nose

elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

today is

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Jasonheadshot.jpg

am0n, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-oWBh9Ow

ghost rider, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

THAT FUCK. I R sorry, dood. I locked my B17 up, the weight of 14 inches of extra chain is the least of my problems, and now I am glad. But that is vile.

Laurel, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

Do you have a cheapie to slap on there until budget allows replacement...?

Laurel, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

i gave him a cheapie WTB seat

cutty, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

HAY DDB
TAKE YR COAT OFF
STAY AWHILE

sanskrit, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

some cockface stole my recycling bin! i hope u enjoy recycling!!!!!!

steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 17 October 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

HEY COCKFACE WHO STOLE MY BACK WHEEL! HOPE YOU ENJOY DOING FUCK ALL WITH MY BACK WHEEL.

DIE!

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 08:38 (fourteen years ago)

always lock yr wheels

England's banh mi army (ledge), Friday, 3 June 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

I know, I know, but it takes ages and it makes me miss my train. Plus it means you have to hoik around all these awkward extra chains and locks etc and it's not practical. Shoulda got insurance. Shoulda woulda coulda. :-(

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I also rarely lock my back wheel, my justification being the lack of a quick release but that is obviously very silly. Tbh I try not to lock my bike outside at all if I can help it.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

Friend once had bike seat stolen, didn't realise until had already been riding for a few minutes o_O !?

when use becomes abuse (S-), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)

after that it was all too late...

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

PS - any bike enthusiasts know how much it would generally cost to fit and replace a new back wheel on your average £300 mountain bike?

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

You're gonna need a wheel, gear cassette, tyre and inner tube and possibly a new chain if your old one is worn (it might not work properly with a new cassette). Upwards of £50 I reckon, if you're buying new.

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

That's okay. I imagined it'd be about £50, which I can just about afford I suppose.

broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)


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