Dear Sir, here i'm proposing construction of Jupiter orbiter

^^ postcard office received today.

Perhaps.

I think I am going to scan it in a minute. I am definitely taking it home with me.

Is it a photo postcard? What is on the front?

SOME DUDES BUILDING A SPACESHIP.

all his life is a starway

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/830437636_37ca17a5ea.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1171/830437646_bca3cddde6.jpg

HEY BOYS
http://photos-239.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v99/65/97/909239/n909239_35063266_5259.jpg
^ attempt no landings here

dirtbag lifestyle exposed!

UNIVERSITY OF BOSTON
SOLAR SYSTEM EXPLORATION
JUPITER DIVISION

11 new answers and no uranus pun. for shame.

OMG the front of that postcard!

I did not know gold lame was used in spacecraft construction.

Also why is 2nd dude from right not wearing his breathing mask? FIRED!

Sorry for not knowing how to put an accent a gout at the end of "lame".

Also I just realized that photo of me is not on my flickr JON U R A CREPE.

gold is used for radiation shielding iirc

At least that's what the Aztecs were using it for.[/von daniken]

UNIVERSITY OF BOSTON
SOLAR SYSTEM EXPLORATION
JUPITER DIVISION

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, July 16, 2007 7:06 PM (3 minutes ago)

Yeah, that's what's killing me too. I should try that out the next time I'm addressing something.

MAIL TO:
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
AWESOME SPY STUFF LABORATORY
JETPACK DIVISION

yeah the most awesome part is we have no SOLAR SYSTEM EXPLORATION, JUPITER DIVISION so the post office just chucked it into the Department of A3r0sp4c3 & M3ch4n1c4l Engineering.

MY LANDLORD
DEPARTMENT OF TAKING MY MONEY
RENT DIVISION

I'm just amazed that it actually got *anywhere* addressed like that!

awesome

My parent's post office box is addressable only by zip+4! kinda cool

I sit next to the person who deals with all the inventor submissions we get, and have had some good WTFLOLz as a result, but nothing of this quality.

(I work in QA at the designy kitchenware company whose name has three letters of which the middle one is X)

My second favorite thing here is the fact that one of the senior design projects was a close range support aircraft named after CHARON, FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD.

but what is money

i also like

I can't figure out what "wiul solar system" means.

zeuhl solar sytem

Google finds "Windows Image Using Linux", then a whole ton of websites in cyrillic.

or is it wiui solar system?
which clearly makes more sense

WIUIIIIUUUIIIUUUIIUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuiiiuuuuiiiiuuuu

i make spaceship

wii solar system

The success of IVF has led to the adaptation of IVF sperm processing methods for WIUI. When WIUI is used for treating oligoasthenospermia, there is a theoretical advantage because an isolated population of only the most motile, capacitated sperm are placed directly into the wife's uterus. The cervix and its mucus are bypassed, which may provide a mechanical or biochemical advantage for semen from subfertile males. Removal of seminal plasma (and prostaglandins contained therein) prevents the painful uterine contractions that can occur when raw semen is placed directly into the uterine cavity. The disadvantages of WIUI are related to its expense, problems with precise timing of ovulation, and the frustration that can occur when inseminating personnel are not available whenever ovulation occurs on weekends or holidays. Only truly committed couples who will try WIUI for multiple cycles should be selected for this method of infertility treatment.

wdyll solar system

maybe we should write this dude back and tell him we are interested.

But unfortunately we cannot sign a non-disclosure agreement.

you should write back

noise-board + this guy are going to jupitaar 2020

btw 2020 is the new you mad

or o_O

jupi.tar.bz2

W.I.U.L. is also the subtitle of a Flickr page belonging to a "Miss Froooogy". And it definitely means something in Russia.

hahaha 'it definitely means something in russian' is a good thing to say about things

There's no return address. Other than city/country (Germany). ;_; Maybe he is a famous homeless dude tho?

did you google him

yes nuffink.

http://www2.jpl.nasa.gov/galileo/mess41/images/io_fuldsk.gif

Io, one of Jupiter's moons, and my favorite moon^^^

There's no return address.

GERMANY
ATTN: JUPITER CRAFT BUILDER
POSTCARD DIVISION

lol I didn't even notice this part

My old University of Cologne, where i studied Medicine,

wld it be mean to name a baby IO?

I think Io was the name of a greek goddess or nymph or something so NO.

it would be a little gay though

IO BUMRUSH THE SHOW

ugh, yeah, greek mythology, hrm
i just like the way it sounds

how about wiui?

If he studied medicine then maybe WIUI does stand for the artificial insemination thingy?

Which when shoehorned into the context of the Solar System is like... whoahhh gatefold Santana cover...

OMG the front of that postcard!

it looks like a witch!

burn it!

i am going to try and send all this noizers postcards with this new address schema

(also Jon Lewis my bro works at S M R T design, who I think designed like the funny handles on yr kitchen stuff or something?)

^^^ good idea.

xpost-- Yes, 5mart D3si9n does stuff for us constantly w/new products tho I don't know if they did the original handle design or not.

In fact we are gonna move soon from 5th floor of Chelsea Market to same building as 5mart. Which for me will be the source of chronic CUT IT OUT 2008.

26th St. between 11th and 12th ave?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is your bro's name btw? I probly won't know it cause they have a lotta people there now...

j0n@th@n w1ll1ams
nyu

Behold the WIUL 103:

http://i-m.com.ua/pic/i/indesit.wiul103.gif

I think it's a... russian washing machine?

I'm sure it features strongly in a Gibson book somewhere.

26th St. between 11th and 12th ave?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I used to work on that street. shit lunch options, rough walk from subway in heat/cold, but you can party down at all the gallery openings

Shit lunch options = my life is ruined.

And I really will have to figure out something for that 3.5 avenue block subway-to-office schlep. Skates? A bike so shitty/ugly that I can chain it up by the subway overnight and no one will steal it?

ROLLY SHOES

Whenever there are little kids in my peripheral vision with those things, I get a momentary feeling of vertigo/insanity.

But my wife did suggest them as a possible solution to the above problem.

ha ha adult on scooter

wld it be mean to name a baby IO?

-- rrrobyn, Monday, July 16, 2007 7:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

raped by zeus in the form of a bull i think?

get one segway, obv.

Ideal Business Solution:

Kool Aid-purple Rolly Crocs, full Tom Wolfe off-white suit, and crew cut with 36" rat tail.

What is your bro's name btw? I probly won't know it cause they have a lotta people there now...

-- Jon Lewis, Monday, July 16, 2007 8:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

first name like yrs, last name like the nat'l tree of lebanon

OH WAIT OH WAIT, I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER

Kool Aid-purple Rolly Crocs, full Tom Wolfe off-white suit, and crew cut with 36" rat tail.

these types of office wardrobes are totally great because they automatically give you a level of crazy genius authority over people who don't know you

address aside, im thrilled that the gentleman proposed such a daring and secretive plan on a POSTCARD

I googled "National Tree Of Lebanon" and all I got was pr0n :(

JK, puzzle challenge solved. Incidentally, if it had been the nat'l tree of Russia, your brother's name would be J0hn B1rch.

in managua, nicaragua, all 2 million people use this address scheme: http://www.worldpress.org/Americas/592.cfm

i for one am proposing construction of Solaris orbiter