FWD: JOKES FOR OLD PEOPLE

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1967 vs 2007

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1967: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair

1967: KEG
2007: EKG

1967: Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux

1967: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1967: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage

1967: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1967: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint

1967: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1967: Being called into the principal's office
2007: Calling the principal's office

1967: Disco
2007: Costco

1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1967 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1967: Whatever
2007: Depends

get bent, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

this close to sending to dad.

jaxon, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

1967: Disco ????

jaxon, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

if you remember the 60s you weren't there

get bent, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

what's a BM?

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

bowel movement

get bent, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: you obviously grew up post-modern.

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Jaxon, dance clubs in the '60s were called discotheques. "Disco" is a bit of a cheat on that.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)


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