how many goths have you dated

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Option	Votes
0	20
1	9
3	3
8	2
MORE THAN 10!!!! http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_15.gif	1
5	1
4	1
2	1
7	0
9	0
10	0
6	0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I voted 3

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

ONE (1)

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

0 :)

― gff, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

wait :(

― gff, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

ZERO :D :D :D

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

shut-out, unless ghost rider counts

― 69, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, so I don't get out much.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

O_o

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

0
im glad this poll wasnt' about corny indie fuxx

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

NONE

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

zero

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

0
im glad this poll wasnt' about corny indie fuxx

-- bell_labs, Friday, July 20, 2007 4:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

yes or nerds

― 69, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

dated one (1) goth artist waif during high school who was really into drawing fairies and androgynes with smooth, barbie crotches and wearing carnivale masks & raven wings and shit

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

― creme1, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

does just having black hair and being depressed count?
then around six (but not for very long)

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

what are you not counting yourself Curt1s? :ppppppp

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

it was more of a hateful fling than dating

― creme1, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

he lent me a poppy z. brite novel, i remember it involved lots of quivering homo-eroticism and torture and come cannibalism

:( xpost

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

uh... "some cannibalism"

er.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

1. A devout Christian goth, no less.

― milo z, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

my ex insisted i was a "cryptogoth" o_O

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

my very first boyfriend was a goth.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Do these exes count?

1. She owned upwards of 20 Living Dead dolls and had an H. Potter obsession, but un-goth look and music.

2. 1987, so too early to really be Goth, but she wore all black and had a Volvo named "Bram".

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

how in the world is 1987 too early to be goth?

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

my goth fetish is sadly unrealized, other than one ill-fated date i had with a semi-goth when i was like 16 :(
but at least my g/f is pale and one time took pictures of herself for her myspace page in some pretty goth-looking makeup.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

i voted 0 but one was def def borderline

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

(69, obv)

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think they have to wear the make-up to really count.
or at least like, dye hair black

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

I've sworn off goths 4ever.

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well... you could be one in 1987, but no one was calling it that yet.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

O RLY?

― Colonel Poo, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

dated? or...

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

we called em "bat cavers" back then

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

one. it was short-lived.

― get bent, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still not sure what a cryptogoth is supposed to be.

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure it's something from a william gibson book.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

like secret cutting?

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I TIHNK I POSTED THIS IN RONG PLACE

http://www.thedollings.com/strawberry1.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

definitely zero

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?

^^ if so then my answer is 1

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

it doesn't count.

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think they have to wear the make-up to really count.
or at least like, dye hair black

Interestingly, both of my possible examples were habitual red dyers.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

there are many shades of goth

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

― max, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

can we also do this with:

- sorority girls/fraternity boys
- art students
- corny indie fuxxors
- jocks

― max, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?
^^ if so then my answer is 1
-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:46 AM (10 minutes ago)

I think I lost my virginity with J&MC on the stereo, or Spacemen 3 or something.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

You think I would remember considering it was a couple weeks ago.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think my count is scientifically 1.5, but in deference to whole integers I will have to round it up to two entire goths dated.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

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also dnw pplz who like idm

uh, didn't you marry one?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

what are people who like ska called?

pickle skanks

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

what about 18-year-old emo chicks? (not a good idea)

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i had a conversation with 3d3n c@l3 last night about how psyched the drummer from the used is to be in rancid

also did u guise know one of the bad religion plays on the new mxpx?!?!?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

18 year old emo chicks are good lays

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

BAD LAYS:

http://poplicks.com/images/olestra.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

rofl

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

-- Alex in BalTMIore, Friday, July 20, 2007 4:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

here's where I mention that ethan once had a suicidegirls password and cannot front on goth chicks

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

O SNAPPLE!

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

*maniacal goth laugh*

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

once had ~~a suicidegirls password~~ j3ss h4rv311's suicidegirls password

― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

lmao

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Bauhaus "Burning From The Inside Out" as a matter of fact

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

once had a ~~suicidegirls password~~ j3ss h4rv311's ex-girlfriend's suicidegirls password

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe current-at-the-time girlfriend's. i can't remember.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

god i'm going to "win" this goth poll aren't i?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i think 0!
unless you count the dude who liked to put on eyeliner for shows and asked my hairdresser friend to dye his hair black with red streaks. but he did not have the goth attitude at all, he had more of a dirty wannabepunk attitude.

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

ysi?

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

once had a ~~suicidegirls password~~ j3ss h4rv311's ex-girlfriend's uncle's dog's suicidegirls password

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

too far

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Holy christ, I went away and this thread turned hilarious.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

i know i think when i last checked there were like 2 answers and i came back to bad dates :( version 2.0

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm listening to rancid right now

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFL8dZ72vIM

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

so disappointed that wasn't Goth Talk

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheSarcasticOne/1040497658_AHecubusandSi.gif

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok that video

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Can't find the Hecubus pic where Kevin is grabbing Dave's junk :(

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

and i'm gonnna age myself like sexydancer and say they were called 'bat cavers' around here too

― jergïns, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

My answer is "not as many as you'd think".

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I cant even remember. ;_;

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god I couldnt watch all of that goth video. The dude looked too much like my friend Sana. I am cringing.

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

runoff poll: of the goths you've dated, how many were hot and how many were fat?

― jergïns, Saturday, 21 July 2007 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

That only applies to girls though. Goth boys = either fat, or skanky.

I've only dated skanky psychogoths. Well mostly.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jBjSQ28o4

― Sébastien, Saturday, 21 July 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

those robotic servants walking with precious little steps . *so* craignos . also 02.19 to 02.23 would make a good gif .

― Sébastien, Saturday, 21 July 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

3... 1 closet goth who only dressed up for goth dancing and otherwise was an accountant with lame bird pets that drove me insane (lolz)... 1 somewhat gothy who went full on wiccan after we broke up... and then one girly goth (a sheep in goth's clothing)...

only the first one lasted any length of time.
m.

― msp, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ Les Maîtres

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Every goth I asked out turned me down.

Goths wear black but hate black ppl ;_;

― HI DERE, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally go out with Dan "Agony Tits" Perry

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

So would I if J wouldnt kill me! SO THERE DANG :P

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah I forgot to vote ;_; o the ironee.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

two people dated 8 goths!

― sleep, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

crazee!

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

btw trayce u r v v pretty

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

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