HARVEY POTTER GETS ATED BY A DUMBLYDOOD!

http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/images/dumbledore.jpg

http://pages.prodigy.net/mike_p_smith/hbpimages/dumbledore.jpg

anyone want me to spoil the end of this one?

http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2006-01-09/Harry%20Potter%20Dumbledore%20Resin%20Mini%20Bust.jpg

yeah go ahead

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http://www.av8n.com/jsd/dumbledore.jpg

The Iranians slip a suitcase nuke into Hogwart's and kill everyone.

so topical

ripped from the headlines

in ilx's current security climate i guess posting the spoilers on the ile thread would result in a ban :(

Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743

19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are: “The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well.”

They're apparently going to have Real Live Owls at the midnite release party at Books Of Wonder in Chelsea. I SENSE CARNAGE AHEAD. BLOOD ON THE WINDOWS.

xpost I like knowing I could ruin any number of acquaintances' week with a cut and paste of that...

pg 573: Harry/Ron slash fic writers get the answer to their prayers

Never read a single word of Harry Potter, it looks rubbish

hating on harry potter the books is kind of silly

hating on HARRYPOTTERS PHOMENONS OMG LIVEOWLS is understandable

though owls are pretty cool

Owls are fabulous and indeed cute but I would not go within 30 feet of one if you paid me.

o rly

OMG

I would go within 30 feet of the o rly owl because heezjussabeeeeby.

http://www.lauraerickson.com/bird/Species/Owls/HarryPotter/ProfMcGonagowl.jpg

hehe

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i get the feeling she had always wanted to dress like that but the Harry Potter phenomenon gave her a convenient excuse

member of the society for creative anachronism y/n?

Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

People are already shipping Al(bus Severus)/Scorpius (the S.S. AS/S).

Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

OMG I know someone who is gonna be mad fucked up over this if this is what happens.

LOL Wii forums are funneh:

i say your smell of lies becuase i have read the book all the pages well some of them online already *i think they are lies to*but thats not the point you lier

*i think they are lies to*but thats not the point you lier

panst on fier

because it's Harry Potter release day or whatever i'm getting paid to help my mother at the Borders she's assistant manager of tomorrow. pray for me.

only if you dress up(& prove it). Otherwise, roast with the other heathens in the mad, mad carnage.

the title of this thread is killing me

so the spoiler above is accurate apparently:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/20/arts/20bpott.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:First_hallows_buyer.jpg

lol @ skipping to the end in the bookstore parking lot

He was killed minutes later when the second buyer, attempting to read and drive at the same time, accelerated onto the island.

The End.

Ta da!

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-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lol @ skipping to the end in the bookstore parking lot

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, July 22, 2007 3:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

WOW. WEIRD .JPG

ZOOMED, SHARPENED, AND COLOR CORRECTED FOR MAXIMUM CREPEINESS

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