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SASHA MY EXGIRLFRIERND CALLED ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4375984375984 MONTHS TODAY TO "GIVE ME A HEADS UP" THAT SHE WOULD BE IN NEW YORK TONIGHT. GUYS!!!! HELP!!!! COME TO TLSILA SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A LOZER.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll GO, FOR A THOUSAND BUCKS.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

HEY FUCK YOU PAL.

I feel obligated to go cuz my boy REN is coming to visit, and BROCK might be coming down too. And I do like To Live & Shave, and dbl leps & kites can be good when he's not being a douchebag.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

IM JUST PLAYING DOODER...IM BROKE. I MAY GO. OR I MAY JUST GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT IN A DITCH.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i suggest you go, and we can smoke teh dank.

if only GdYaGnAX were around to deliver teh zing again.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

dbl leps are not playing I thot.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i see tem advertised on some places and not others. if they play it will make teh show 347893 x bettah.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think they is. C@rl0s didn't even get to go to they bbq.

See you at Daddy's after the show, Ian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

NOIZE drinks at daddy's tonight? ho hum. BUY ME BEER, I'LL SMOKE JOO OUT. HOLLA.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

SMOKE JEWS?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

SMOKED JEW WRAPPED IN TENDER ARTICHOKE LEAVES AND BACON.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, dudes, i gotta run to teh bookstore. jorel call me later and give me teh lowdown on noisy drinkies.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, wait what was my zing again?

:-\

amperandlessthansemicolonthree

gygaxampersandexclamsemicolon

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 10 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't it you who was like "isn't ian too good for that girl over there?" maybe it was jon. i dunno. NOISE DUDES ALL THE SAME

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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I WORK WITH THE ONE ON THE LEFT

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

eels!@&!(*@&(*!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I WOULD LOVE TO

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't it you who was like "isn't ian too good for that girl over there?"

i remember that. we all looked over at her and she of course turned around and caught us staring at her like something in a zoo. i don't remember who said it, though.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

NOISE ZOO = THE OBSCURE ANIMALS THREAD AND NEKKID GIRLS

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sasha's a dipshit dude.

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

PS - Ericatits was hitting on me online

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ericatits is a lesbicon, dude. she's just really friendly and into the little heart thingeee.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, i fucked her!

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE KATHLEEN HANNAH AND EATING PUSSY DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T LIKE COCK

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, which one is ericatits? maybe i'm confused.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

THE ONE WHO IS MYSPACE FRIEND

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, i fucked her!

That explains everything.

Also, you guys are some crudely updated form of Abbott and Costello.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

JUST BECAUSE SHE FUCKED A GUY DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S NOT A LESBICON

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 10 September 2004 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that's the cause.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

in the picture to the left of that girl's head it says BANG.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 September 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

ERICA IMPLIED SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME MORE

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

& OLUFS

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"implied"

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 10 September 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I JUST HUNG OUT WITH THE REN SCHOFIELD MAN. HE BROUGHT MALT LIQUOR. HE IS PLAYING TONIGHT @ TLASILA WIFF NEWTON??? HE TOLD ME ABT RECORDING A DBL LP WITH STEVE ALBINI AND A BUNCH OF WEIRD NOISE DUDES. COMING OUT SOON ON A BILLION TINY LABELS NEAR YOU (INCL. BREATHMINT, NATCH.)

GUYUZZ... i still have two hours or so until i can get teh w33d. i dunno if i'm gonna go to the show.

GIRLZ R DUM

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 10 September 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry ian i bailed and sorry about the cunt!
goin to boston by my lonesome for some no doctors and air conditioning! so excited to see the big boy rock.
LATA

― brock (brock), Friday, 10 September 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

:( Sorry Ian. I would have come to New York but I was drunk and wandering around in the rain in Japan.

Next time.

Incidentally, how did it go?

― Laura E (laurae55), Saturday, 11 September 2004 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ian dude
go check out no doctors today! not for that band, BUT FOR HAUNTED HOUSE THATS TOURING WITH EM. i mean i enjoyed the doctors set, but man, this dude layed down the noise-pop jams. dudes from ND went crazy for his set. and HEATHEN SHAME> oh heathen shame. had no idea it was wyanes rogers and company. total animals. air conditioning didnt play bleck. it was a long night. took forever to set up between acts but it was a decent time. counting the days until shave.

― brock (brock), Saturday, 11 September 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 11 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

tonigghtht i am going to teh laserbeast show wiff aureliaa & nicole and i hope sasha is not there. (i did not go to teh show. i will jus see TLSILA at Tonic next week if i feel up to it.)

AS SMOOTH AS EGGS,
IAN JOHNSON

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

1. rave clothing
2. rolling paper
3. louis vuitton
4. charlene choi xanga
5. foreplay techniques
6. miss hong kong 2004
7. mcmath secondary
8. operation smile
9. nottingham uni
10. yvonne chung

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM "REALLY STUPID" FOR NOT GOING TO TEH SHOW, APPARENTLY. THIS GINA HAS TOLD ME. GIRLS ARE DUMB. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SEE YOU?? Ridiculous.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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