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WHAT WILL TEH IAN NAME HIS NEW KITTY?!!!!!

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http://www.barcshelter.org/cats/images/Stuart.jpg
he is a total bro!!~

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Stuart was snatched from the jaws of death by someone who bravely pulled away a dog who was attacking him on the street. He has a number of scratches and puncture wounds but is otherwise OK. He is a very friendly black and white male whose good nature probably prevented him from recognizing trouble before it bit him. He is shown here having a good stretch before settling in for more petting. We think he was born in 2006.
Breed: Domestic Short Hair
Color: Black & White Age: Adult
Size: Medium Sex: Male

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

Thoghts so far: Mustard, Colossus, Sharpie, Dr. Morbius, Monocle.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

i really like the name stuart fwiw

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Mordechai

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

i like Sharpie

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

someone already suggested mordechai today. i thought maybe Malachi would be better, but what do I know.

I think Stuart is a nice name, but I don't want no one callin my cat Stewie.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Raekwon

― max, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

stewie should not be allowed unless it's spelled stewart, which it's not, so fuck those ppl who would call him stewie.

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

sharpie IS good

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

he is clawin my mattress as we speak.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

is he eating his food? he is so skinnny

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

Raekwon would be cool.

"Where's the Chef? Oh, he's taking a nap on my laptop."

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

What if I named him after a day of the week? Say... Friday?
Or I could call him DUPLEX (all caps.)

xpost: he has been eating well. he follow me around wherever i go. i should get him some tooooys.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Rudie, if he has tuxedo pattern

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

Bodiddley. One word.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda like raekwon actually

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

his demeanor is NOT very gangsta.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Peter Jennings

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

TAKEN

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

actually rudie made me think of the huxtables (even though spelling is off and rudy was a girl). can we use a cosby name? actually maybe if i ever get a female cat i will call her lisa bonet ---> hot!

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

evocative coffee-house fave Chan Marshall

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

cathulhu!

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

I will name my cat... 1992.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Sharpie! DUPLEX! He is black and white, after all.

― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

I could name him Detective.
Or "Seargent"

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

SALMON RUSHDIE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

cathulhu!

-- bell_labs, Sunday, July 22, 2007 9:34 PM (Sunday, July 22, 2007 9:34 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^ winner

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

i want to resist using a silly pun. i want my cat to have some dignity.
that WOULD be the pun to go with, though.

― ian, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

double helix in the sky tonight

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

apparently there is already a cathulhu!
http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/pic-gg-cathulhu.jpg

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm fond of sharpie

― sanskrit, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

cat ra tempel

― cutty, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

INKY!

― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

BUSHWICK BILL!

― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

$kitten

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir!

― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

how about sharpy with a y

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

or bushwich bill

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

how about taco?

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

use the artist name of the first $$$ raer he uses as a scratching post

― sanskrit, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

let us all pray that this is not a record-eating cat!

― bell_labs, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

SALMON RUSHDIE

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:43 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^this

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Purrito

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

purrito breath

lock thread.

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

panthero

― Heave Ho, Monday, 23 July 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

sharpie or DUPLEX! are my favourites
though i like 1992 as well

stuart is a decent name though - i do like giving cats people names - my 11-yr-old cat that i got when he was a v small kitten is called noam, but my 6-yr-old cat that i got when he was 3 is called cougar b/c that's the name he had and i know the family who gave him to me. but i did think about renaming him with a person name.

i am so happy you have a kitten, ian :)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

cougar is ok though because it is like top gun

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

ICE

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

banned

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

who?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't you guess and I'll tell you if you're right!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

iBananapants

― nabisco, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ishtar

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ivan

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Igor

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Iggy

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

ibelllabs

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

ian "normous" johnson

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

ian taco

― jhøshea, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i.n. pei

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ishmael

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I.P. Freely

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

we've got a winner within the last 10 or so posts, i think

― lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Iggy i bet

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

ivan

― jhøshea, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ingrid Superstar

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

p.s. someone has guessed correctly

-- bell_labs, Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:32 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― dmr, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

if i get a cat i think i want to name him voltron

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

voltron rulz

― jhøshea, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

if i do end up getting the pretty russian blue cat from kitty kind, her name is going to be ingrid superstar. thank you, sD.

― lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

as far as i know, mr. que bets wrong re: iggy and latebloomer/jho got it right.

― lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

rw, i know a cat named v0ltron!

actually, her full name is "pussy is like v0ltron: the more you hook up, the better it gets"

this cat's owner also had a cat named "s0ggy b0x".

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

googleproofing catnames??????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

yep.

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

googleproofing cats named after famous giant japanese robots

― jhøshea, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

googleproofing reflex: safe >>> sorry

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ian's kitty (IVAN) has a receding hairline!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

i, claudius would have been a better name.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

where are pitchars of kittay??

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

ian's camera still needs batteries! i will bring my own camera over at some point to capture thee little dude!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

yaay! he has amazing white whiskers, whoa! and great little white feet and a good face :)
i love it when cats do that curled up upside down thing and look at you

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1224/1215114397_e6a1441d4b.jpg

― ian, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

o wau so cute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i love it when cats do that curled up upside down thing and look at you

-- rrrobyn

qft

― sleep, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

ivan is getting way friendlier and more playful and putting on some much needed weight. ian is a good cat owner!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

how old?

― Jordan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

about a year. not sure exactly.

― ian, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

someone just forwarded me pics of two five week old part russian blue kittens up for adoption. i want one but i am afraid my big kitty will think it is a little snack for her. if anyone is interested i can send the email...

― bell_labs, Thursday, 6 September 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

prussian blue kittens? who got knocked up, lynx or lamb?

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 6 September 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Ivan has been my best friend for nearly twelve years. I can barely remember living in the city without him. He has been struggling with health problems for a year and a half now, and today we said goodbye. Totally heartbroken.

― ian, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)

ian i'm sorry. you got ivan a few years before i got my tuxedo pal but he reminds me of her from pictures. i know he was great. he had the best twelve years. r.i.p.

― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 12 April 2018 00:47 (eight years ago)

so sorry to hear ... words fail in a situation like this. deepest condolences and RIP ivan.

― the late great, Thursday, 12 April 2018 01:05 (eight years ago)

sorry ian : (

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 April 2018 01:05 (eight years ago)

<3

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2018 05:18 (eight years ago)

RIP Ivan, good thoughts to you Ian

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 12 April 2018 06:14 (eight years ago)

sorry, ian. ivan seems like he was a heck of a pal

― alvin noto (mh), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:07 (eight years ago)

I’m so sorry, Ian

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 18:10 (eight years ago)


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