my cryptology professor was just on the national geographic channel

is gabbneb a mason

MASON NOIZE MOLES NOMINATIONS

i know nothing about the masons besides their epic design skillz. i would join just to peruse the collections

"a train enters a tunnel and it's painted red. when it leaves the tunnel it's painted green. someone painted it! we don't know who painted it, or why they painted it green. that's sort of what happened with the freemasons."

^^^^ ok kiu brent morris, ph.d

http://www.iowascottishrite.org/news-t1.jpg

"my dissertation was on mathematics of card tricks and I retired from the national security agency"

Are there any awesome musician/masons still? Sibelius and Mozart were both members.

I guess Sc1ent0lo6y kind of replaced it as career ladder for people in teh arts.

btw I would be so watching this show if we were still at my wife's mom's like this weekend.

Srsly I wish I had cable for things like this. This and basketball.

And BITE FORCE 2 on nat'l geographic.

When we got home last night we talked about getting cable for a second. But it would overall be a calamity.

honestly I wouldn't have bothered for more than five seconds with this show at all except that as soon as I flipped it on they were talking about "oh here's the big pentagram right outside yr apartment" and then switched immediately to "here's your college prof on teevee" it was offensively creepy and reminds me again to move the fuck out of this town as soon as practical

other things on cable: random futurama episodes, csi miami every weeknight, motherfuckin MYTHBUSTERS

i am well versed in freemasonry, please direct all questions here

Mike Watt is a Freemason obsessive, but not a Freemason, lots of clues in lyrics.

someone should invite him

I know a dude who was sponsored by his uncle into the local chapter -- I didn't get any details on the initiation rite but apparently in this case it was a wicked half-assed "uh, what's my next line?" sword-dropping farce.

wanna be a member? wanna be a member?

my dad's dad was a freemason. when they went to retirement home, I got their car (1985 white ford tempo), which had a masonic emblem on it. I have never been pulled over, despite honestly not being a great driver.

Awesome!! Old people cars are the best, I have a dead man's station wagon

James Cameron...Freemason?

I work with a guy who is a token white member of the Prince Hall Freemasons, aka the Black Freemasons. I considered getting him to sponsor me, but they are way into christianity and i am very much dnw.

W. Oldham-- card carrying Scottish Rite. Just accept it as fact!

more like Scottish amirite

dude i am so psyched to have cable again when i move to watch nonsense about masons

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/spinningFM.gif

really the Masons are a red herring it's the Lions Club you really need to keep an eye on

DA INFAMOUS
http://www.northrup.org/Photos/athol/low/orange-lions-club.jpg

If we can just pit the Lions Club against the Oddfellows, we might come out with something resembling an intact civilization.

http://www.kofc1895.com/images/55472732.jpg

*slaps forehead* how can we forget the knights of columbus!

the tootsie rolls they give to children are laced with EVIL

BTW last night when this thread appeared I read the title at first as "My Cryptozoology Professor Was Just..." and I thought, fuck I am just not cool enough for the NB.

Crytozoology is very noise

I was a cryptozoologic linguist for the air force

I was a teenage cryptozoologic linguist for the airforce

I was a cryptozoologic linguist for the air force

Are you Hedy Lamarr?!?!

haha hedy lamarr was much discussed during my tenure

this is the best channel!

mail order brides, cults, the KKK.................

aryan brotherhood <33333