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MYSTERY DORITOS

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my friend says they taste like McDonald's hamburgers

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

the funniest thing about mystery doritos is if you win the naming contest then you dont win money or a car but a years supply of these doritos.

― chaki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT is that last picture of Chaki o_O

― Trayce, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

MYSTERY DORITOS MYSTERY DORITOS MYSTERY DORITOS

― chaki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

the yellow-suited fellow really looks like he's enjoying his balls being stepped on

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

my friend says they taste like McDonald's hamburgers

is EXACTLY what i said as soon as i tasted it. well, cheeseburger. But still gross since the only good McD burgers are the plain ones with just meat and cheese and maybe ketchup

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

Former president of Iraq Saddam Hussein was fond of Doritos, and was described as being able to down a "family-size bag" in "ten minutes".

― get bent, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

did we already talk about this on noize?

There's nothing that US President George W Bush likes to sink his teeth into at dinner than a cheeseburger pizza.

The revelation comes from none other than the American president's chef, who gives an insight into what Mr Bush loves to eat.

And if you're wondering what a cheeseburger pizza is, well it consists of a standard cheese and tomato pizza base, with all the ingredients of a burger as the topping.

Toppings include ground beef and cheese, ketchup, pickles, gherkins, fried onions, bacon and tomatoes.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

That's like way too much shit. Think about it, polyp boy.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 09:47 (nineteen years ago)

kissinger refered to nixon (behind his back) as "the meatball mind"

now we've got "the hamburger colon" as president

― m coleman, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

burger bowels

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

I call them "School Burger".

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

i know this is the pickle bar and all, but are pickles AND gherkins really necessary on a pizza?!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

IS KETCHUP?!?!?!?

― David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Yes, I'd like to order 3 eggs, scrambled, & could I have a side of mayo with that?"

― David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

you are absolutely correct. i like pizza. i like burgers. i do not want them mixed. they are beautiful things that should be enjoyed in their pure and wonderful "natural" forms.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

well

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

"THEY TASTE LIKE EXPLOSION" is funny

― sleep, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

where do i buy these?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

seriously! i will eat sum wif u

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

pretty sure they are gone now

― chaki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.kettleneighborhood.com/files/5285thai.jpg
these also taste like explosion btw

― sleep, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

those chips are fucking rad.

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

tru^

― gr8080, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

i have had them before but i don't remember them being anywhere near this intense
i think the bag i bought is laced

― sleep, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

with explosion

― sleep, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

i have repped for these chips on other threads and i will continue to do so.

― max, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

i had them for the first time the weekend before last. killar

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

i went to my friend's graduation ceremony from CALARTS and they invited some old kooky poet to make a commencement speech. he didn't make any sense and was old and batshit and awesome and then at the end of his speech he held up a bag of Kettle Chips and made a point of how awesome they were as chips but how ugly their package design was, charging the entire graduating class with the task of re-designing Kettle Chips' logo as soon as they entered the post-college world.

he gave each graduate a bag.

― gr8080, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

DARK OBSESSIONS

― s1ocki, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

Crushed up spicy Thai Kettle Chips + mango chutney on hot dog is GOOD.

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

you just rocked my world.

― s1ocki, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

we're done this SPICY THAI FLAVORED KETTLE CHIPS

― chaki, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

ian j ahead of the curb on the chip flavors

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

haha gr80's story
yes these are good chips. i wonder what kind of packaging old poet had in mind?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

parchment

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha i love these spicy thai chips
i tried them for the first time because someone mentioned how good they were on the "boycott kettle chips for unionbusting" thread.
felt a little guilty about that.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00238/48/62/238622684_l.jpg

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't find the spicy thai chips that spicy, because I consider ginger a different flavor than "spicy." They're more... gingery.

― mh, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

tandoori sizzler doritos are soooooooooo good!!

― lauren, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

spicy thai kettle chips taste like weed brownie

― 69, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

the only one of these i see for sale out here are tuscan three cheese. i really wana try dirty martini and spicy mary.

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.coolhunting.com/archives/kettle_chips_vote.gif

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

whoa wtf i havent had any of those - the BEER flavor was totally disappointing u_u

― 69, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

tandoori sizzler doritos are soooooooooo good!!

-- lauren, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:29 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

YESSSSSSSSSS

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

THEYRE BACK!!!!!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

huh?

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

I liked their "Red Pepper and Goat Cheese" but haven't seen them again since.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

i like kettle chips jalapeno flava.

― ian, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

chaki, the tandoori sizzlers are back.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

it's great news for me and mine.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

ive never seen those. i do not think they are on teh west coast :(

― chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think they're in the US!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

we brought some back but ate them all. still have sweet chili heat flavour left, though. and dill pickle chips.

― lauren, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

NW USA has the dill (canada proximity)

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen like 3/4's of the snacks discussed on this thread.

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

ambient dill

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://www.foxnews.com/images/281341/0_61_050707_mickey1.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/bettymariebarnes/denstock/11d.jpg

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 December 2008 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

i assume that cool american doritos are dorito flavored

― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

no
they're cool flavored

― warmsherry, Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

Americans who live on a ranch are like "what"?

― (Z S) (Z S), Sunday, 21 December 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

whattheshit

― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 December 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/DORITOS_Spicy_Sweet_Chili.gif

agh why did I buy these they are like crack to me agh

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

miss my sizzlers :(

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

late night all nighter

― harbl, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

Crushed up spicy Thai Kettle Chips + mango chutney on hot dog is GOOD.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

what the hell, is this even legal. can't you get arrested for doing this.

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

I like it that they even managed to get the lettuce flavor into those things.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

'Cool American' that's me! Love that blue flavor shit

― More Than a Century With the Polaris Emblem (calstars), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 23:06 (thirteen years ago)


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