MYSTERY DORITOS

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my friend says they taste like McDonald's hamburgers

the funniest thing about mystery doritos is if you win the naming contest then you dont win money or a car but a years supply of these doritos.

WAHT is that last picture of Chaki o_O

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the yellow-suited fellow really looks like he's enjoying his balls being stepped on

my friend says they taste like McDonald's hamburgers

is EXACTLY what i said as soon as i tasted it. well, cheeseburger. But still gross since the only good McD burgers are the plain ones with just meat and cheese and maybe ketchup

Former president of Iraq Saddam Hussein was fond of Doritos, and was described as being able to down a "family-size bag" in "ten minutes".

did we already talk about this on noize?

There's nothing that US President George W Bush likes to sink his teeth into at dinner than a cheeseburger pizza.

The revelation comes from none other than the American president's chef, who gives an insight into what Mr Bush loves to eat.

And if you're wondering what a cheeseburger pizza is, well it consists of a standard cheese and tomato pizza base, with all the ingredients of a burger as the topping.

Toppings include ground beef and cheese, ketchup, pickles, gherkins, fried onions, bacon and tomatoes.

That's like way too much shit. Think about it, polyp boy.

kissinger refered to nixon (behind his back) as "the meatball mind"

now we've got "the hamburger colon" as president

burger bowels

I call them "School Burger".

i know this is the pickle bar and all, but are pickles AND gherkins really necessary on a pizza?!

IS KETCHUP?!?!?!?

"Yes, I'd like to order 3 eggs, scrambled, & could I have a side of mayo with that?"

you are absolutely correct. i like pizza. i like burgers. i do not want them mixed. they are beautiful things that should be enjoyed in their pure and wonderful "natural" forms.

well

"THEY TASTE LIKE EXPLOSION" is funny

where do i buy these?

seriously! i will eat sum wif u

pretty sure they are gone now

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these also taste like explosion btw

those chips are fucking rad.

tru^

i have had them before but i don't remember them being anywhere near this intense
i think the bag i bought is laced

with explosion

i have repped for these chips on other threads and i will continue to do so.

i had them for the first time the weekend before last. killar

i went to my friend's graduation ceremony from CALARTS and they invited some old kooky poet to make a commencement speech. he didn't make any sense and was old and batshit and awesome and then at the end of his speech he held up a bag of Kettle Chips and made a point of how awesome they were as chips but how ugly their package design was, charging the entire graduating class with the task of re-designing Kettle Chips' logo as soon as they entered the post-college world.

he gave each graduate a bag.

DARK OBSESSIONS

Crushed up spicy Thai Kettle Chips + mango chutney on hot dog is GOOD.

you just rocked my world.

we're done this SPICY THAI FLAVORED KETTLE CHIPS

ian j ahead of the curb on the chip flavors

haha gr80's story
yes these are good chips. i wonder what kind of packaging old poet had in mind?

parchment

hahaha i love these spicy thai chips
i tried them for the first time because someone mentioned how good they were on the "boycott kettle chips for unionbusting" thread.
felt a little guilty about that.

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I don't find the spicy thai chips that spicy, because I consider ginger a different flavor than "spicy." They're more... gingery.

tandoori sizzler doritos are soooooooooo good!!

spicy thai kettle chips taste like weed brownie

the only one of these i see for sale out here are tuscan three cheese. i really wana try dirty martini and spicy mary.

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whoa wtf i havent had any of those - the BEER flavor was totally disappointing u_u

tandoori sizzler doritos are soooooooooo good!!

-- lauren, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:29 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

YESSSSSSSSSS

THEYRE BACK!!!!!

huh?

I liked their "Red Pepper and Goat Cheese" but haven't seen them again since.

i like kettle chips jalapeno flava.

chaki, the tandoori sizzlers are back.

it's great news for me and mine.

ive never seen those. i do not think they are on teh west coast :(

I don't think they're in the US!

we brought some back but ate them all. still have sweet chili heat flavour left, though. and dill pickle chips.

NW USA has the dill (canada proximity)

I haven't seen like 3/4's of the snacks discussed on this thread.

ambient dill

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i assume that cool american doritos are dorito flavored

no
they're cool flavored

Americans who live on a ranch are like "what"?

whattheshit

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agh why did I buy these they are like crack to me agh

miss my sizzlers :(

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late night all nighter

Crushed up spicy Thai Kettle Chips + mango chutney on hot dog is GOOD.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

what the hell, is this even legal. can't you get arrested for doing this.

I like it that they even managed to get the lettuce flavor into those things.

'Cool American' that's me! Love that blue flavor shit