NOIZE SPEESCH IMPEDIMENTSSSSS

cio woman with very loud speaking voice, i can hear everything you're saying

-- get bent, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:59

I AM MALE VERSION OF THIS AND NO IM NOT SHOUTING NOW THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK OK? WTF ICANTHELPIT (downside: scaring my hyper-sensitive kid)

People ask me to say "church" just for lolz. I don't know what you call that.

I have a southern accent.

i have problems with loads of english words. "Arbitrary" for example

my stuttering was so bad as a four-year-old that i had speech therapy!!

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i asked my boston accented mother-in-law to repeat herself after she once said "aardvark", hearing that was amazing.

I was watching "CELEBRITY JEOPARDY" yesterday, and Nancy Grace was one of the contestants. One of the "questions" (answers) was "flamenco," and she rang in and answered "flamingo." Then when Alex wouldn't give it to her, she insisted she had said flamenco, but just has an accent.

Lol I saw that. I think she said Flamingo.

if nancy grace has an accent, it's from ancient greece cuz bitch is a stone-cold harpy.

I have had stuttering problems in the past.

Winssssston CHURchill had one. And look what he did.

Oh she definitely said "flamingo."

she totally said flamingo

Tr@vis has a friend with a lateral lisp!

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Jeopardy Teen Tournament is so much better than Celebrity Jeopardy.
Fuckers can't even get through all the categories! And why does the audience clap every damn time?

i just have a lot of raising intonation at the end of my sentences but am working on losing it

Jeopardy kind of blows in general these days, but I can't watch any of the special tournaments.

she most definitely said flamingo!!! she is one shifty bitch.

i mess up my r's but mostly only when they come at the end of a word as an '-er'. it comes out '-el'. prime example: i have been known to say i have a coupon that is buy one get one free of equal or lessel value. i think sleep has witnessed my r messups several times.

DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82o_Hdk0Iro

the video froze on one of her sneers and i lolled

waht is a flamingo?????

It's a round letter between "N" and "P", with fire shooting out of it.

i mumble?

my irish friend can't pronounce TH. he often says, "on Tursday, i'll give you Tirty Tree and Tirty Tree Tirds".

my philippino friend sometimes does not pronounce the hard 'th' in my name correctly and i become 'the-resa' :(

hmmm ireland and philippines have opposite speech problem?

they don't have an F in their language either, so it's actually pronounce Pilipino

That's just bollocks, sorry.

i have a little stutter (much less now than before) and a lisp

i find speech impediments endearing, hopefully others do the same.

my best professor in college was a tiny bald romanian man for "early christian gnosticism" with such a stutter that half of the kids dropped on the first day. those assholes missed out!

the best part of my wedding was when we had 2 of mrs jaxon's cousins read bible passages (she's catholic). the girl goes up and reads fine, but then walks off the stage and trips on her dress and almost goes headfirst into a shit ton of candles, but saves herself last minute. then her brother goes up and his stutter, that he'd gotten rid of 20 years ago came back in full force. totally epic.