REASON FOR FUK? (238 REASONS)

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OptionVotes
117. I wanted to increase the emotional bond by having sex. 1
137. My regular partner is boring, so I had sex with someone else. 1
42. I was curious about sex. 1
182. I wanted to become more focused on work - sexual thoughts are distracting. 1
21. It feels good. 1
54. It’s fun. 1
169. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease (e.g., herpes, AIDS). 1
12. I was under the influence of drugs. 1
130. I was drunk. 1
I have had sex in the past because… 1
126. I’m addicted to sex. 1
180. It is my genetic imperative. 1
176. I wanted to burn calories. 1
7. I wanted to feel closer to God. 1
236. I wanted to submit to my partner. 1
69. I was slumming. 1
162. I wanted to test my compatibility with a new partner. 0
161. I wanted to get out of doing something. 0
160. I wanted to change the topic of conversation. 0
158. I wanted to make money. 0
159. I wanted to keep my partner satisfied. 0
156. I wanted to get a promotion. 0
177. I wanted to even the score with a cheating partner. 0
157. I wanted to satisfy a compulsion. 0
175. I wanted to keep my partner from straying. 0
163. I wanted to get a partner to express love. 0
164. I wanted to put passion back into my relationship. 0
174. I was afraid to say "no" due to the possibility of physical harm. 0
173. I wanted to get rid of a headache. 0
172. I wanted to make myself feel better about myself. 0
171. I wanted to avoid hurting someone’s feelings. 0
170. I wanted to breakup another’s relationship. 0
168. I wanted to breakup my relationship. 0
167. I wanted to get a favor from someone. 0
166. I wanted to become one with another person. 0
165. I wanted to prevent a breakup. 0
155. I wanted to get a raise. 0
154. I wanted to get a job. 0
138. I was on the “rebound” from another relationship. 0
152. I wanted to brag to friends about my conquests. 0
136. I felt insecure. 0
135. It was a romantic setting. 0
134. I was frustrated and needed relief. 0
133. The person offered to give me drugs for doing it. 0
132. I was pressured into doing it. 0
131. It seemed like good exercise. 0
124. I wanted to dominate the other person. 0
129. Someone offered me money to do it. 0
128. I wanted to be used or degraded. 0
127. It was a favor to someone. 0
139. I wanted to boost my self-esteem 0
140. I wanted to get my partner to stay with me. 0
153. I wanted to improve my sexual skills. 0
151. I wanted to achieve an orgasm. 0
150. I wanted to stop my partners’ nagging. 0
149. I wanted to break up a rival’s relationship by having sex with his/her partner. 0
148. I wanted to punish myself. 0
147. I wanted to keep warm. 0
146. I wanted to enhance my reputation. 0
145. I wanted to get back at my partner for having cheated on me. 0
144. I wanted to get a special favor from someone. 0
143. It was the next step in the relationship. 0
142. It was a special occasion. 0
141. Because of a bet. 0
125. I wanted to make a conquest. 0
178. I wanted to hurt an enemy. 0
238. Other (please fill in your reasons in the space below).0
222. I was turned on by the sexual conversation. 0
221. I saw the person naked and could not resist. 0
220. The person had an attractive face. 0
219. The person smelled nice. 0
218. I had not had sex in a long time. 0
217. The person had a desirable body. 0
216. I wanted to see if I could get the other person into bed. 0
215. The person flattered me. 0
214. I felt jealous. 0
213. I wanted to gain access to that person’s friend. 0
212. The person was really desired by others. 0
211. The person really desired me. 0
223. The person was intelligent. 0
224. The person caressed me. 0
237. I wanted to make my partner feel powerful. 0
235. I wanted to lift my partner's spirits. 0
234. I wanted to help my partner forget about his/her problems. 0
233. I wanted my partner to notice me. 0
232. I/she was ovulating. 0
231. I wanted to reproduce. 0
230. I wanted to forget about my problems. 0
229. I realized I was in love. 0
228. The person was mysterious. 0
227. I knew the person was usually “out of my league.” 0
226. The person had too much to drink and I was able to take advantage of him/her. 0
225. The person wore revealing clothes. 0
210. The person seemed self-confident. 0
209. The person had a great sense of humor. 0
208. The person had bought me jewelry. 0
192. I wanted to relieve “blue balls.” 0
191. I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps. 0
190. I wanted to defy my parents. 0
189. I wanted to say "goodbye." 0
188. I wanted to welcome someone home. 0
187. I wanted to say "Thank You." 0
186. I wanted to return a favor. 0
185. I wanted to say "I’m sorry." 0
184. I wanted to celebrate a birthday or anniversary or special occasion. 0
183. I wanted to say "I’ve missed you." 0
196. I am a sex addict. 0
181. It was an initiation rite to a club or organization. 0
193. I wanted to get the most out of life. 0
194. I wanted to feel feminine. 0
207. The person was a good kisser. 0
206. The person had taken me out to an expensive dinner. 0
205. An erotic movie had turned me on. 0
204. The person made me feel sexy. 0
203. The person had beautiful eyes. 0
202. Someone had told me that this person was good in bed. 0
201. The person was a good dancer. 0
200. The person’s physical appearance turned me on. 0
199. The person had a lot of money. 0
198. I thought it would boost my social status. 0
197. I wanted to see what all the fuss is about. 0
195. I wanted to feel masculine. 0
179. I wanted to feel older. 0
63. I wanted to capture someone else’s mate. 0
46. I wanted to release anxiety/stress 0
45. I wanted to display submission. 0
44. I wanted to please my partner. 0
43. I wanted to feel attractive. 0
41. I was curious about what the person was like in bed. 0
40. I wanted to “gain control” of the person. 0
39. I was competing with someone else to “get the person.” 0
38. I wanted to ensure the relationship was “committed. 0
37. It was easier to “go all the way” than to stop. 0
36. I wanted the attention. 0
35. Everyone else was having sex. 0
34. I was feeling lonely. 0
47. I didn’t know how to say “no.” 0
48. I felt like it was my duty. 0
49. I wanted to end the relationship. 0
62. I thought it would help “trap” a new partner. 0
61. I didn’t want to “lose” the person. 0
60. The person was “available.” 0
59. I hadn’t had sex for a while. 0
58. I wanted to act out a fantasy. 0
57. It would get me gifts. 0
56. I wanted to be popular. 0
55. I wanted to get even with someone (i.e., revenge). 0
53. I felt obligated to. 0
52. I wanted the experience. 0
51. I wanted the adventure/excitement. 0
50. My friends pressured me into it. 0
33. I wanted to feel loved. 0
32. I was “horny.” 0
15. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure. 0
14. I wanted to express my love for the person. 0
13. I wanted to try to get a better mate than my current mate. 0
11. I wanted to get rid of aggression. 0
10. I wanted to make up after a fight. 0
9. It’s exciting, adventurous. 0
8. I wanted to gain acceptance from friends. 0
6. I desired emotional closeness (i.e., intimacy). 0
5. Someone dared me. 0
4. It just seemed like “the thing to do.” 0
3. I was bored. 0
2. It just happened. 0
16. I wanted to show my affection to the person. 0
17. I felt like I owed it to the person. 0
18. I was attracted to the person. 0
31. I was tired of being a virgin. 0
30. I was married and you’re supposed to. 0
29. I wanted to have more sex than my friends. 0
28. I wanted to make someone else jealous. 0
27. I wanted to have a child. 0
26. I wanted the person to love me. 0
25. I was verbally coerced into it. 0
24. I was physically forced to. 0
23. The person was famous and I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her. 0
22. My partner kept insisting. 0
20. My friends were having sex and I wanted to fit in. 0
19. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release. 0
1. I was “in the heat of the moment.” 0
123. I wanted the pure pleasure. 0
106. I wanted to experiment with new experiences. 0
105. I thought it would make me feel healthy. 0
104. I thought it would relax me. 0
103. The person was too “hot” (sexy) to resist. 0
102. I wanted to increase the number of sex partners I had experienced. 0
101. It's considered “taboo” by society. 0
100. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex while stoned (e.g., on marijuana or some other drug). 0
99. The opportunity presented itself. 0
98. The person demanded that I have sex with him/her. 0
97. I needed another "notch on my belt." 0
96. I got "carried away." 0
95. I wanted to lose my inhibitions. 0
107. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person. 0
108. I thought it would help me to fall asleep. 0
109. I could brag to other people about my sexual experience. 0
122. I wanted to keep my partner from straying. 0
121. It was expected of me. 0
120. I wanted to fulfill a previous promise to my partner. 0
119. I was mad at my partner, so I had sex with someone else. 0
118. I wanted to see whether sex with a different partner would feel different or better. 0
116. I wanted to make the person feel better about herself/himself. 0
115. I was seduced. 0
114. I wanted to celebrate something. 0
113. The other person was too physically attractive to resist. 0
112. It would damage my reputation if I said “no.” 0
111. I wanted to decrease my partner’s desire to have sex with someone else. 0
110. It would allow me to “get sex out of my system” so that I could focus on other things. 0
94. It was just part of the relationship "routine." 0
93. I wanted a "spiritual" experience. 0
77. I wanted him/her to stop bugging me about sex. 0
76. I wanted to manipulate him/her into doing something for me. 0
75. I wanted to feel young. 0
74. I wanted to feel connected to the person. 0
73. I wanted to be nice. 0
72. It seemed like the natural next step in my relationship. 0
71. I wanted to intensify my relationship. 0
70. I felt rebellious. 0
68. I wanted to feel good about myself. 0
67. I wanted to release tension. 0
66. I wanted to “possess” the person. 0
65. I wanted to feel powerful. 0
78. I wanted to hurt/humiliate the person. 0
79. I wanted the person to feel good about himself/herself. 0
80. I didn’t want to disappoint the person. 0
92. I was curious about my sexual abilities. 0
91. I was afraid my partner would have an affair if I didn't have sex with him/her. 0
90. I wanted to communicate at a "deeper" level. 0
89. I had no self-control. 0
88. I wanted to keep my partner happy. 0
87. It became a habit. 0
86. It was the only way my partner would spend time with me. 0
85. My hormones were out of control. 0
84. I felt guilty. 0
83. I wanted to try out new sexual techniques or positions. 0
82. I wanted to reaffirm my sexual orientation. 0
81. I was trying to “get over” an earlier person/relationship. 0
64. I felt sorry for the person. 0


jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

:(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

XD

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

^_~

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol vic u sassy

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

I am a sex addict.

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I read a list of 238 reasons for fuk.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

228. The person was mysterious.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

239. It was raining on a Sunday afternoon

Laurel, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

#180
#181

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

i wanted to hit it from the back.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

240. felt like being incredibly late to work for the fourth time in the last two weeks.

^@^, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

plus, i am also a sex addict.

^@^, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

49. I wanted to end the relationship.

o_O
yr doin it wrong

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

I fell, and my bathrobe came open.

Nubbelverbrennung, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

“I was truly astonished,” he said, “by this richness of sexual psychology.”

fucking academics

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

also
fucking media

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

239. It was raining on a Sunday afternoon

-- Laurel, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:21 PM (Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:21 PM) Bookmark Link

awesome reason!

69. I was slumming.
coincidence in numbering???

tehresa, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

232. I/she was ovulating.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ovulation has so much to account for.

Laurel, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

banana guacamole

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

#147

#176

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

shark week

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

My friends were having sex and I wanted fuk them.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

to gross out gay friend.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

internet tv show

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

"It is my genetic imperative."

chicks get wet when you go all star-trek on 'em.

bnw, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

for to feel like flight of mind set free upon astral plane.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

to make dog bark, jump around.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

The person was "all up on my shit."

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

soul devouring

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

on vacation.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

The person was an "around the way girl."

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

The person was ll cool j.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha

sleep, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Tripped, fell, landed on his dick

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://lolo821.w.interia.pl/gif/guilty.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Did a back flip, landed on my dick.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Sexy desperado style face bandanna.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

to get published in nytimes.com

bnw, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

commented on my blog

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

228. The person was mysterious.

max, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

facebook poked

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

hot car

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i was in the house.

jhøshea, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

hot carl

strgn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

131. It seemed like good exercise.

aerobic fuk

dmr, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Ancestor worship.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

toilet stall available

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity503.gif

ian, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

$5 itunes giftcard

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

free mani-pedi

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

fancy socks

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

knew about socks before pants rule

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

swedish tempurpedic foam mattress

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

hey I still have a waterbed check it out man

Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

o1nk invites

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

great zwinky

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

perfect credit rating

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

linux expertise ;)
http://www.peterbe.com/photos/friends/jan.jpg

bell_labs, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

vag was hacked into

max, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

may never enter the 'mile high club', figured 5th floor club was as close as i'd get

jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

free guess papers

jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

lysol douche

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Vag is all knotted with stress, needs internal massage

Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

we just happened to be naked in the same pair of pants.
m.

msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

we don't need a reason, girl

jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

was hungry, cheetos fingers too appealing.

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

thought penis was vibrator

max, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

Magic trick gone horribly awry

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

turns out that last man & woman on earth thing always results in fuk

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

sex thunderdome

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

got thunderstruck by the thunderfuck

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

I Got Erection is a single from the Norwegian band Turbonegro from their 1996 album Ass Cobra released on 7" Vinyl in 1995 by Hit Me! Records, which was run by long time Turbo-photographer Morten Anderson.

First edition came out with red and black print, live photo insert, 300 copies on white vinyl. Second edition came out with green and black print, live photo insert, 300 copies on black wax. The third edition came out with slightly different red print and the insert photo of Pål Pot, 300 copies on black wax. The single was issued under the name Turboneger. Front cover could be the band's take on the Beatles Abbey Road sleeve with Hanky and Bingo crossing an Oslo street.

The B-side of this single, Jeg Will Bli Som Jesus, is a Norwegian New Wave / angst-punk classic (originally by Kjøtt), sung by Eugene Chadbourne in 'phonetic' Norwegian.

There is also a German version of I Got Erection. It appeared on the 1998 compilation Der FC St. Pauli ist schuld, dass ich so bin!, which is a tribute to the Hamburg soccer club FC St. Pauli. It is also included in the compilation album Small Feces.

Track listing

1. "I Got Erection"
2. "Jeg Will Bli Som Jesus"

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

tina turner / mel gibson imaginations can only lead to one thing

jergïns, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

i'm afraid of priests

gershy, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

229. I realized I was in love.

Clearly Mickey won't be voting for this one.

Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

for fuk on swing

jhøshea, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

way into novelty.

jhøshea, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

Have Tourettes in hips. Might as well put lunging to good use.

Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://warnet.ws/img3/57/popki.gif

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

Mmm... hypnotic.

Trayce, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

saw cheerleader ass gif

jhøshea, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

Trying to break off teratic cyst.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

She resuscitated, and it's just like... we kept going.

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

i read resuscitated as assuscitated

that gif truly is hypnotic

latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

omg i just died a little
xp

tehresa, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

"hot" (sexy)

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 2 August 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

107. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person.

This phrasing is... curious.

Trayce, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

animals are beautiful people

remy bean, Thursday, 2 August 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

i voted "21. It feels good." cause ima common sense sort of a guy.

jhøshea, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

I voted "176. I wanted to burn calories."

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

"I wanted to feel closer to God"

Trent Reznor, is that you?

elmo argonaut, Friday, 3 August 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

Haha I was about to say the same.

Trayce, Friday, 3 August 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

I voted slummin

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 3 August 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/f/b/7fb1d9e2b99f6e9c0f855f2e4d909eaa.jpg

THE PRICE WAS RIGHT!!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

182. I wanted to become more focused on work - sexual thoughts are distracting.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ otm

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 3 August 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

183.i have a snake. thank u very much!

carne asada, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)


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