the witches of ebay

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Powerful Juju spell and vial, custom cast and made for you containing a Juju spirit summoned and bound to serve and grant your desire. When you send your payment, please indicate what you desire your Juju to accomplish. When you get your Juju home, you need to keep it on your nightstand and give it an offering such as flowers, coins, etc.

May be used for good or evil purposes.

Some excellent examples:

Cause lover to be impotent with other women

To help someone get out of jail

Use to resolve any credit problems

Bring your enemies to their knees to beg for forgiveness, causes them misery

To get married to that special someone

Jinx an enemy

Remove evil spirits that have invaded your body or home

Makes your man more loving and affectionate

For those who are fortune tellers, increased psychic powers

Quiet and smooth someone with a temper

Arouses passion in the opposite sex, gets them in the mood for sex

Use to bring lots and lots of money your way

Make others do as you please. Good for disobedient children

Break up two lovers

Cause downfalls and bad luck to your enemies

Will give you very good gambling luck

Use to make people mad at each other

Control and dominate your lover

Cause great distress and bad luck to your enemies

Keeps the law away, stops them from harassing you

Be victorious in court, helps things go in your favor

Remove any kind of jinx

Cause the employer to look favorably upon your work

Invoke the aid of the Devil or the Dead

Use for money drawing

Turns dull drab women into exciting and charming ladies

Draw back a lover that has left

Allows you to do what you want without any interference

Removes any hurtful and harmful vibrations

Make someone lose their job

Your customized request

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I understand that there are many fake sellers of items of this sort here on eBay, and, with my low feedback, I understand that it will be difficult to trust that I am one of the "good" ones. However, please understand that up until my Grandma's passing, I NEVER had any intentions of selling anything on eBay, and, only recenty have I decided that eBay would be the best way to reach all the people who would love to be the new owners of a few of my Grandma's wonderful treasures. Please understand that all of the items I sell will be 100% real and genuine. I would NEVER negatively affect my Karma by trying to trick or scam anyone. It is a Wiccan belief that, "whatever wrong you do to someone, will come back against you three fold."

This listing is for the most powerful Djinn summoning spell in the universe. This very spell was used by Grandma Noora for many, many years to summon COUNTLESS Djinn for her. This spell is very simple and quick to perform (no previous spell-casting expeience required), uses no hard to find or expensive items (most items can easily be found in any grocery store), uses absolutely NO ANIMAL SACRIFICES, and is the ONLY Djinn summoning spell ever created that will allow you to summon SPECIFIC types of Djinn, of your choosing (choose to summon either male or female, and also choose which class of Djinn you want to summon: Marid, Ifrit, Ghul, or Sila.) No other Djinn summoning spell will allow you to CHOOSE the type of Djinn you wish to summon.

Buy It Now price: US $750.00

pretty good deal for the most powerful djinn summoning spell in the universe i guess?

oh wait diff't listing

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Of all the spells I offer, this one may very well be the most rare and powerful of them all. This spell, which has been kept a "family secret" for many generations, is used to summon the legendary bird of fire, the Great Phoenix.

The Phoenix is one of the most powerful elemental spirits, comparable in powers and ability to the Gods themselves. It is an immortal, destined to live for all of eternity, as it is reborn from the very ashes from which it "dies". Many cultures worshipped and revered the Phoenix as a God, for the great blessings it showered upon them. The Egyptians used the Phoenix to symbolize resurection and life.

It is said that whoever even lays eyes on the Phoenix will INSTANTLY be bestowed with countless blessings, including:

*EXTREME good luck

*Greatly increased Psychic abilities of any kind, including telekinesis, telepathy, astral projection/remote viewing, levitation, etc.

*Increased life span

*Increased energy

*Increased physical strength

*Increased beauty and/or handsomeness

*Greater intelligence

*Increadible wealth

*Any and all wishes you may have will be granted

*and much, MUCH more!!! FAR too much to list!!!

The Great Phoenix is the most powerful spirit that can be summoned using a spell. To INSTANTLY have INFINATE blessings given to you, including all your wishes granted, you must simply lay eyes on the Phoenix...even for a brief second. This spell is used to call upon the Phoenix, so that it may bring you the blessings it has brought so many others.

This spell is very easy to perform, and doesn't require any expensive or hard to find items, and uses NO sacrifices of any kind.

IMPORTANT: THIS AUCTION IS A VERY SPECIAL, LIMITED TIME OFFER. I WILL ONLY BE LISTING THIS POWERFUL SPELL AT AUCTION FOR A SHORT WHILE, AS A SPECIAL "THANK YOU" TO ALL OF MY WONDERFUL CUSTOMERS AND FRIENDS. AFTER I AM DONE LISTING IT AT AUCTION, I WILL PERMANENTLY RAISE THE PRICE BACK UP TO A "BUY IT NOW" OF $3,800.00, WITH NO "BEST OFFER".

HONESTLY, NO CHANGES AS OF YET, BUT VERY HOPEFUL THAT MY LIVE WILL IMPROVE
maryev123 (private)
Jun-17-07 10:07

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Reply by spell_bound_magick (Jun-17-07 19:03):
Protection is around you so is this a fair statement? remember positive = good

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Positive feedback rating OVER 3 WEEKS CASTED RETURN A LOVER SPELL, SOME MOVMNT, BUT NOT BACK YET
maryev123 (private)
Jun-17-07 10:07

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Reply by spell_bound_magick (Jun-17-07 19:00):
This spell can take up to 6 months so you are expecting too much too soon

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Positive feedback rating HONESTLY, NO CHANGES AS OF YET, BUT VERY HOPEFUL THAT MY LIVE WILL IMPROVE
maryev123 (private)
Jun-17-07 10:07

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Reply by spell_bound_magick (Jun-17-07 18:59):
You must change your outlook on life or you will not see changes

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Positive feedback rating OVER 3 WEEKS SINCE THEY CASTED WEALTH SPELL NO CHANGES AT ALL, BUT HOPEFUL
maryev123 (private)
Jun-17-07 05:50

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Reply by spell_bound_magick (Jun-17-07 18:58):
3 wks is way too soon to see results for this spell …be patient my dear

.I got my money back...you should too.
clover2000 ( 272 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
Jul-17-07 06:34

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Reply by guarente (Jul-17-07 07:41):
Unreasonable! CLOVER2000 changed mind, got instant refund, then sent negative??
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Follow-up by clover2000 (Jul-19-07 13:58):
why results in 90 days? REAL spellcasters know results happen by next full moon.

haha

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yeah, some serious dirtstyle wicca html shit going on ---?!??? o_0~~~~?

I am very excited to offer these Magickal Treasures today! These are Blessed Ocean Blue Magickal Unicorn Spell Sea Stones. The forever mystical magickal unicorn has been a part of childhood dreams and faery tales for as long as I can remember. This beautiful creature carries energies beyond all powers of White Magick. Pure and innocent~the unicorn will always be forever associated with White Magick.These are very powerful treasures. I have bathed each individual stone under the powerful light of a Full Moon. They have also been bathed in my Lunar Water, my own special recipe! These rituals alone are powerful and will ensure the stones to have a positive blessed Unicorn energy. I will also bless them for any purpose you desire! My blessings are rituals done in your honor of pure White Magick. Positive and most effective! These blessed stones can be personalized with ANY desire you may have as long as it is of a positive nature. Any spell you desire is possible! The spell will be placed upon both pieces so they carry equal amounts of energy. Each purchase contains two large Ocean Blue cut Sea Glass (the measurements differ). These can be used as charms or talismans carried around with you. You may also place them under your pillow at night. They come already charged with a spell done in your honor, all you need to do is open your package and the Magick will begin! Every now and then you should hold them in your hands to charge them with your own energies. These are meant for only you so do not let others handle these precious blessed stones. They are also very powerful charging vessels for you haunted jewelry items. Just place a ring, necklace, pendant etc. upon the stones overnight. It will glow with energy! They will become infused with Positive Energies. The stones carry a beautiful uplifting energy that will flow into your jewelry. If a ring or haunted item is not giving you great results it may just need to be re-charged. These are very powerful so be advised, they are just not any ordinary sea stones! They are alive with intense Magickal Enchanted Unicorn Energies!

my show is the warhol/basquiat of dirtstyle :D

MOST POWERFULL SPELL CASTING SOFTWARE.GUARANTEED RESUL

SOFTWARE CONTROLLED RADIONIC ENERGY
MAKES IT ALL POSSIBLE !

Until now it simply wasn't possible...

All kinds of people waste Thousands of Dollars on psychics, fortunetellers and even voodoo...

They hire questionable opportunists to cast spells or spin some wild curse because they simply do not know that a real power exists inside an easy to use software...

Imagine using it on your computer right now.

Remember...

This isn't just some gimmick - It's a powerful Radionic Energy generator that you can use to achieve the desires of your dreams....

But it won't work if you don't understand why...

usb or firewire

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haha, i just found that jon WOWOW

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Compound that makes up the Orgone Power Wand is as follows:

A LARGE Succor punch wrapped Tibetan quartz crystal, double terminated, which acts as the main reactor core. This is emerged in an orgone matrix compound of:

Several Whole Peridots, hematite, amethyst, Herkimer Diamonds, Kyanite and Selenite blades, and several quartz crystal points.
Powdered Metals

*NEW Brass alloy, only available here. Developed by a friend.

Crushed Blue Kyanite, Black Kyanite,quartz crystal, pyrite, peridot , hematite , amethyst, and selenite.

Simply plug your power wand into the phone jack of any audio device (wire included) and turn on the device. The succor punch inside the powerwand emits scalar waves which drive the device. No negativity can get through this barrier. Powerful pulsing scalar waves excite the extra high density orgone matrix material which is surrounded by a layer of blue opaque casting resin. Bottom of the device contains a copper SBB coil and a large Goldstone.

Succor punch

precisely

wowww

if i am going to have any sorcery performed on my behalf, i think i'd want to do it myself

what a con! and although you have to admit, the gullibility / monetary investment of these marks probably produces a hefty placebo effect!

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I've got an orgone accumulator
It makes me feel greater

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ORGONE GENERATOR ENVIROPACK W CHEMBUSTER 3 HHG 6 TB 2EP
REICH EMF ELF REIKI MAGIC HEAL ENVIRONMENT ORGONITE

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Orgone Generator Enviropack is a collection of highly effective orgone devices designed for etheric and environmental correction. This set includes the following:

1 Black "Stealth" Chembuster
6 Camouflage Pyramid Towerbusters
3 Camouflage 6 Inch tall pyramid HHGs
2 Foot long 1" thick earthpipes.

These devices have all been made in stealth , or cameo so they can be deployed and used with minimal notice. Each contain extra grounding minerals such as hematite, and cleansing minerals such as kyanite and selenite. The quartz used are citrine quartz points to effectively neutralize negative energies and EMFs. To buy these items individually would cost near double the starting price of this auction.

oh man

The following items are also being added to the prohibited items list: advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic; prayers; blessing services; magic potions; healing sessions

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TERRIBLE NEWS FOR THE WITCHES OF EBAY

:(

i was just followed on twitter by an etsy seller who sells ritual oil infusions and tarot readings

my faith in the magickal online marketplace has been renewed

honestly etsy is where it's at now

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This beautiful white light ritual is simplistic, 100% organic and safe, and within as little as one day, will cause your mind, spirit, and body to fall in to perfect symmetry, bringing you the beautiful releases you deserve. All of my rituals are 100% guaranteed to work, or you simply get every penny of your money back. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

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andrew, how does D***** feel about your research into the female orgasm?