late last night while stumbling home wasted through a vacant lot i found a locked briefcase. when i got home and pried it open i found: $50k in 5 $10k bundles of hundreds, abt 5lbs of a white powder divided in to two packages, a bloody knife, a photo of five sorority sisters posing arms interlocked w/the girl to the right's face Xed out w/ball point pen, and an invitation to a costume party tonight on a boat circling manhattan from 10 till 3.
i dont know what to do. ive just been sitting here staring at the open briefcase for the last 6 hours.
what should i do???
― jhøshea, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago)
You should probably post about it on the internet.
― Laurel, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
ok i did that part now what laurel?
― jhøshea, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
Write a screenplay about what would've happened if you go on the boat; use the money to seed production; use the coke to hire actors; use the knife to eat steak.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago)
Mmm steak. Fuck I'm hungry.
― Laurel, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
ttiwwp
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago)
want steak
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
FIDELIO
― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
♦♧♨♩♪♫♬♭♮♯
― Heave Ho, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago)
♨
NOODLES
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
i was looking for that
― elan, Sunday, 2 September 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago)
I'm stupid enough to believe this.
― Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
one of my good girlfriends found 1800$ in a plastic bag near her old house in oakland. paid rent for a few months.
― jaxon, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
the perks of living in Crack City
― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)