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HALP YOO GUYZ IM FREAKING OUT OVER HERE ADVICE NEEEEDED !!!!!

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late last night while stumbling home wasted through a vacant lot i found a locked briefcase. when i got home and pried it open i found: $50k in 5 $10k bundles of hundreds, abt 5lbs of a white powder divided in to two packages, a bloody knife, a photo of five sorority sisters posing arms interlocked w/the girl to the right's face Xed out w/ball point pen, and an invitation to a costume party tonight on a boat circling manhattan from 10 till 3.

i dont know what to do. ive just been sitting here staring at the open briefcase for the last 6 hours.

what should i do???

jhøshea, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

You should probably post about it on the internet.

Laurel, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok i did that part now what laurel?

jhøshea, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Write a screenplay about what would've happened if you go on the boat; use the money to seed production; use the coke to hire actors; use the knife to eat steak.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

Mmm steak. Fuck I'm hungry.

Laurel, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

ttiwwp

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

want steak

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

FIDELIO

wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

♦♧♨♩♪♫♬♭♮♯

Heave Ho, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

NOODLES

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i was looking for that

elan, Sunday, 2 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm stupid enough to believe this.

Tape Store, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

one of my good girlfriends found 1800$ in a plastic bag near her old house in oakland. paid rent for a few months.

jaxon, Sunday, 2 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

the perks of living in Crack City

wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 2 September 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)


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